please implement polls with the exact same UI twitter has but with non-secret votes in everyone's repo. I want to see the drama.

hahaha holy fuck they're making support tickets now

coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road

@jj-vcs.dev is so good man. while working on a PR for the @moonlight-mod.github.io build system today, I went "shit I fucked up this change in an earlier commit" several times, and all it took was `jj edit` and five seconds. making rebasing easy should warrant a nobel prize or something

scrumptious

it appears Migadu's mail queue was quite backed up, because I just opened Thunderbird for the first time in a few hours and, well,

$ jj describe -m "Hello, world!"

(talking about wikipedia speedruns where the endpoint was "supreme court of the united states") "i'm so glad that i had the intuition to go to microsoft because i know their ass would've gotten sued" ~ @notnite.com

the Zendesk spam waves are great because they tell you a lot about a person based on their initial reaction. I've seen like ten people just assume it's a targeted attack and shrug it off

this is 100% it by the way

here we go again

*loud cheering*

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

Another adobe fuckup, another cycle of people posting GIMP as a real alternative lol please ya''ll gotta stop. No one paying for photoshop is going to do anything but throw up over GIMP

never forget that one time I went to Steam Chat

Guys, it’s fine. It’s probably DNS. Or BGP. Or us-east-1 Frankly, the entire Internet is made of duct tape and popsicle sticks held together by bubble gum and string and it’s amazing that anything ever works at all

seems thematic that I finally finish reading Dark Wire and then Signal goes down

i hate signal just as much as discord in the "the servers went down i cannot chat to my friends anymore" department i feel like decentralization of instant messaging would be a bigger plus than any other social app

recently found out that you have to work on projects if you want to post projects. has anyone heard of this before

the very first thing I did was install KOReader. you know it's peak FOSSware when the advanced settings button opens a text editor for a Lua script

it legit rules that the best bluesky feed is run on some guy's computer and he also plays games on that same computer

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

There has to be a better way to install git on Linux man

reasons to hate changing my name: having to change my info in a bunch of services and getting all my documents updated reasons to love changing my name: this will be excellent blog post material in 3 months

GOOD JOB TO @futanari.observer FOR BEING FEATURED ON THE ATPROTO TALK AT FOSDEM

???

[square enix telling us about ffxiv mobile] relive the magic of arr! [hackers who noticed FFIXV_WAKEUP_CNT in the ffxiv executable] was f f i x v wake up cunt there

While we've gotten affirming feedback on Engine Angel, pitching unfortunately hasn't been successful. As a result, we've had to make the hard decision to lay off five team members. Each of these devs are incredible: if you have a place on your team, or know someone hiring, please keep them in mind!⬇

@bad-example.com moment github.com/npmx-dev/npm...

had a dream I had an e-reader and when I woke up I was like "y'know that's a good idea" so I impulsively bought one. good work, dream me

forgive me for I have sinned (excited for a Nintendo game)

WOKE IS ALIVE AND WELL

me: hold on to this thing for me please github actions cache: no problem boss. i've got it me: you got it? github actions cache: i successfully confirm i do not got it github actions cache: hey all your builds failed github actions cache: also you're a terrible human

an easy way to remember the difference between ssh -L and ssh -R is to try both until it works

scrolling through the xivlauncher github channel during patch day and I deadass thought this was @mary.my.id for a second

(not getting likes because my Posts are bad) they must be preparing to cut over the firehose to a new relay

"yeah i'm a cybersecurity expert. signal isn't safe don't use it. privacy isn't even actually real at all, the governmemt has an orb that shows them what you're doing at all times. anyway just use discord or email or something normal."

highlight from my server

either discover needs to stop snitching on my friends' alts or someone needs to invent a machine that erases your memory

have u ever been like "ougghhh i made a custom jsx: react-jsx Fragment factory and i wish fragment expressions could be typed as something other than JSX.Element" no of course u havent but i have. char/TypeScript@0530d11

> Well. Well. What if I Simply put tailscale in initramfs? jyn.dev/remotely-unl...

I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website. You can access it in the replies. (or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)

my power did not go out but somehow my server's DNS broke today. I blame the snow

well that's fun

ASN: AS202053 Location: Warsaw, PL Added: 2026-01-08T21:51 #shodansafari #infosec

you, foolish, paranoid: panic buying beets and canned pinto beans at the grocery store before it snows me, wise, entrepreneurial: i will barter my extensive collection of fully charged power banks for gold and influence