i'd been working on this tool on and off for years but hadn't got it into any sort of usable state due to lack of motivation until now now at least it has some amount of useful utility even if it's not as perfect as i wanted it to be github.com/InvoxiPlayGa...

in what universe is replacing one hard to discover gesture with another, even less intuitive, even harder to discover gesture that also slow to do a good idea exactly

well there it is

eyo @tomwarren.co.uk im not sure this is 100% accurate im seeing the beta on my Series 9 www.theverge.com/news/946147/...

don't worry we're still winning

aaand... relax.

worst wwdc in maybe 10 years?

Posts!

i would like to personally apologise to whoever at microsoft still runs the windows update v6 endpoints i have been very naughty today

through the magic of this one random cable i found in washington dulles airport you too can kill yourself!

It is!

Is this Windows phone on?

we are not calling it the htc schubert actually

so i think with a little bit of patience you could've remote wiped basically any windows phone 7 device in a coffee shop back in the day

it's so fun using very modern css to do web design like it's 2012

did somebody say push notifications?

Are we work?

working on windows phone is so frustrating because major breakthroughs can look like Mr Test Jeff McTest BSc OBE

Windows Puone

@wamwoowam.co.uk @invoxiplaygames.uk y'all are so cool wtf

"Microsoft" Care Suite (2014), "Microsoft Care Suite" ("2024")

Hi :3

two of them

watching @amyy.me learn in realtime that pressing A on a controller on macOS answers incoming calls

today on bluesky people are mad at *checks notes* literal autocorrect this verbiage has existed since the year of our lord two thousand and eighteen btw!!

saying yogscast like americans say yoghurt

why are there still two backgrounds what are we doing-

the problem with watching american cable TV as a brit

tailwind+next.js sites have a real stench to them these days idk

one step closer

made even better when the arc reactor api just doesn't quite match your usecase so you're stuck between the scraps and bodging it to work instead

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whoops :D

so ONE shape doesn't work

y'all... y'all know he's doing this explicitly to gun for PM... right? this is not a moment of rejoice!!

ya know what fuck it, sure, bring back ed miliband why not at this point it's better than all your other ideas

i cannot believe that a man this vapid, a human-shaped void of charisma and decency is the best the labour party has to offer

kinda vibes?

I too am so tired of waiting for everyone to get that weather prediction models are categorically a total waste of time because they can't be formally verified......

lil bro out here showing up for his youtube videos but not his Scheduled Court Appearances

THE FUCKING DISRESPECT

so who is going to tell me the pixel dictation is really good???

like are we just dogshit at teaching people what a PowerPoint is? or what exactly

mozilla owe me fucking damages man they cause me so much emotional distress

i do not like netscape communications corporation

new nekoweb layout. i think it is pretty cool

samsung nuked the ability to use custom fonts which i mean sure most people dont have taste but counterpoint neither does samsung

i do not like samsung electronics co. ltd.