macbook for everyone

pour one out for the m1 macbook air

i want to buy a bag of Just These

sending my LLM quarterly emails and scalding them if they click the link then giving them conflicting advice on how to tell if a link is legit or not

ok i get what you're saying but we're aware gem, gemma and gemini are all names right?

the iphone 17 pro is fuck ugly and €1400 and yet i see them everywhere i don't get it

please god stop putting motion blur on cursors in demo videos

stuff like replacing sethc.exe gets infinitely more difficult the second you enable BitLocker FDE on windows, esp. if you have a firmware TPM. it's not perfect but it's a fuck ton better than Nothing

well uh, time to pour one out for the MCLCE decomp guys and the recomp guys and like half of xwine1 nice try folks

i would love to understand the person who clicks this thumbnail

I must admit using a dex-like interface on a Windows Phone from 2015 is kinda neat even now

wow that took like 7 hours

wow this took like, an hour

look i'm really sorry but if your mac app works like this you just shouldn't fucking bother

OK IT SEEMS WORTH MENTIONING AGAIN THAT IF YOU FOLLOW @you-died.bsky.social IT'LL REPLY EVERY TIME YOU MATCH THE PARAMETERS

@discord.com bring back soundmoji you pussies

i think my hottest sonic 4 take it that instrumentation aside it understands the classic-sonic-game-main-motif style better than mania does

well my web traffic just blew up-

> Apple did experiment with an OLED Touch Bar in prior ‌MacBook Pro‌ models, but ultimately removed it after it proved to be unpopular. macrumours is so funny sometimes

we're beating java again lfg

i am become 24

credit card age verification is not better you literally hand over your full legal name, home address and all the funny little numbers you need to drain your bank account just because you're trained to hand them over to every tom, dick and harry who asks for them doesn't mean it's private

i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript) you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS lyra.horse/x86css/

I continue to learn awful things about the US' snack game fym y'all don't have prawn cocktail flavour

ungodly head on the line for a segann source tree

i cant believe horizon 6 is shaping up to be the last xbox game

i love the genre of tweet that's just "i cant be fucked to work out what the Youth mean" like im sorry you're getting languagemogged that's not my fault

in the process of migrating splits.tools to splits.aspyn.gay because um . domains are expensive and .tools keeps getting more expensive it sucks

I keep thinking I don't know how to read analogue clocks but no, I do, apple just decided that none of them needed real fucking numbers on them

it's not very happy

embrace metro, embrace zune, no capital letters

hmm

anyone wanna riddle me why windows search is launching every executable with the working directory set to C:\WINDOWS\SystemApps\MicrosoftWindows.Client.CBS_cw5n1h2txyewy

ok this @heron.tunji.dev thing seems pretty neat icl

the distain for GTK grows... like, no, bitch, i have a System Dictionary and you have NSSpellChecker which from what i can tell has The Worlds Simplest API-

if you are of the jabber/xmpp persuasion: [email protected] :3

fuck this AI bullshit there needs to be only one division at Microsoft called "Bluetooth reliability" with one morbillion engineers

woah reference

crashing wine in the DLL loader ama

never let freetype do directwrite's job

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i love being bad enough at soldering to make catastrophic mistakes (ripping up a pad) but also cracked enough at soldering to fix it

they waited until 26.4 to release... this

:(

are there any XEPs about doing more discord-like Groups With Channels style communication on XMPP?

i yearn for the mooshroom juice

this looks cool but it is crazy to me that the open web protocol chat platform is iOS first-

nah i'm good