bitches be like "use sql". im like "ite"

that's a christmas tree

bm2dx.pdb

Thinking about the fucked up ChatGPT-written email I got talking about a "2D Boolean" "multidimensional" preservation project to preserve the "5D Memory" of iOS devices to "prevent software entropy". LLMs rot your brain and make you sound like a fucking lunatic

i have crafted a folder of 198 "brodies" i can use as a reaction for any given situation

By far the hardest PS2 game I’ve ever played, how do I beat this shit

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

i should make a good infinitas launcher for Linux and FreeBSD and macOS. there are many existing ones but i have severe not-invented-here problems

my gpus toenails were getting long so i clipped them

Did you know you can test Steamworks Networking on single machine? Because I FUCKING DIDN'T!!!!!! Shoutout to @tsfreddie.bsky.social for the absolutely life saving article that I just happened to find. tsdo.in/blog/test-st...

There's gotta be a better way to install Linux man

somebody mentioned netburst on my skyline so i get to post the most cursed adapter that i own:

Kwin is the only morally correct Wayland compositor

i made an animation set to the song 'i wanna be the guy' by twikipedia. its an executable for the nintendo wii

sup?

beatmania controller situation : i have dj hero, a dinky little keyboard and a dream

how do i remove tycho from poker night

looking for highly specific phone recommendations - must support 4G/LTE on most UK carriers - must have a sorta passable camera - should be fairly small (4" max) - ideally does not have a touchscreen - ideally has a way to develop apps - must NOT run Android - must be able to call and text

I Love The BitTorrent Protocol I Hope More People Use It Forever And Ever

why the hell would i use DLSS5 when i could literally just do this instead

made a FFXIV mod that adds the sigma laser eyes to warrior inner release

kyoro getting a belly rub :3 #seals #sealsky #sealbsky

crossworlds players updating their game in april

oh right i do have a non-zero number of followers who use old iPhones to browse Bluesky

Hornet Silksong

EZ2DJ? I find it quite difficult actually

girl I am trying to play

Tom Scott returns to Nebula March 23.

some other fun one-off plugins I've made over the years: the first plugin I ever made for my friend group was a raid night bingo board. I added a mail client into it for no reason

Crazy crazy story. Times of Israel reporter ( English language Israeli news site ) gets escalating death threats to change story that’s at center of big polymarket bet. www.timesofisrael.com/gamblers-try...

Healthy young VPS goes to the bash, gets pumped full of get.k3s.io, begins to feel strange— KUBERNETES. Many such cases!

“Someone on LinkedIn viewed your profile” <deletes account>

maybe I *should* make ISA hardware drivers for 64-bit Windows 10. that *would* be a good use of my time.

Game: Spank the Monkey (2002, Flash) TAS Authors: zapkt, Spikestuff & synabler Source: tasvideos.org/7005M

how walter white felt when he made some of that bull shit in his little van

got a DS Lite from Japan in pretty good condition, gave it USB-C charging with a cheap board from AliExpress. pretty fun soldering project :D

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an update about the "Steam You Owe Us" lawsuit against Valve in the UK, for PC gamers who live in the UK or have previously lived in the UK steamyouoweus.co.uk/wp-content/u... things are actually moving forward so action Can be taken if that's something you want or need to do

its called x11 but x is clearly the roman numeral 10. we should kill developers

Wow! 😲😱

Yo @wendys.com how many reskeets for a year of free chicken nuggets?

The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: samhenri.gold/blog/2026031...