sat on what has basically become a school bus for college kids and one thing has struck me i can’t hear a single facebook live, tik tok, instagram reel, speakerphone conversation or music it’s the grown ass ADULTS that are doing this shit and they should know better 🤡

EA being acquired by a private equity consortium was not on my bucket list however i can safely say that my hope for the sims franchise has hit record lows 🥲 bring on paralives

Citystate Meteopolis looking kinda interestinggggggggg Is cities skylines about to be replaced? how very full-circle 👀

youtube is really dead set on making itself totally unusable at the moment huh

holy project runway drama that episode was crazyyy

great, iOS 26 crashes every time i swipe right on my home screen and open the app drawer 😭

anyone else hate those toilets where you have to ring the doorbell and then they yap at you for like 5 minutes when you go inside

become a vibrant fruit!

what do you MEAN i got to dance to GOLD RUSH in the clerb is this real life 😭

stacked lineup

bluesky doesn’t exactly seem to understand its demographic and user base maybe mastodon deserves a shot

charlie is dead

needed a micro SD card so popped to a new local tech store and got a free micro cup of tea whilst he checked the price now that’s good service!

the stream shit itself so here is part 2 lmao

we shall be doing some late night gaming this evening at VEGA london. Come say hi and see some cool music!

spot the pocket

GenAI has polluted image search results, especially for animal pics. It’s now basically impossible to find accurate art references. Enter this: a repository of open-access, AI-free images of wild & exotic taxa. Artists creating *without AI* have blanket permission for derivative/transformative use.

i cut all the pieces of a shirt pattern will stitch them together tomorrow 📍

i make cloth

me?

information is depression

please

we have a sour cherry tree in our garden and a few weeks ago I harvested them and put them in the fridge forgot that they were there so hastily made some jam yesterday and BITCHHHHH it’s actually legit

these 2005 photos of my dog are cracking me up because i can tell just from his face that he was getting rowdy about something in both 😭

ty manchester pride, it has been wonderful

there’s a fat shot of tequila in this off-brand sports drink happy manchester pride

Mangoes Are Sweet Yes Bro Are Sweet

this charting is crazy work lmao, can’t wait to try it 💿

i can’t believe technology connections hates gas hobs 😭

lowkey think I could but i wouldn’t bother I would just pack up my life and move again like I did in 2022 🥲

top tip for big dumb bitches like me: Customise your phone to put the camera (and flashlight in 2/3) in the exact same spot everywhere so you can always rely on your muscle memory and don’t even have to think about it

something something first 5 steam purchases something something

does anybody else recognise fonts all over the place or is it just me lmao

it’s not bad, has proper sugar in it at least would probably still buy an american flavour instead 🥲

WHAT

my toxic trait is joining meetings exactly 4 minutes late so the small talk is already dead

it was in this moment he knew, he had to rawdog the bus 😭

when i have designed the perfect application and they STILL USE IT WRONG

PENGUIN CREAM 😭😭😭

furry tiktok has brought to my attention a 1997 club banger and i’m obsessed

wait there’s actually not even a setting so i can change this apple pls

why is it not standard for mail apps to just show you the original email address in full at this point?? it’s no surprise ppl still get caught out by this. It should not even be possible

saw some very big steamy bois today at the Cromford Steam Rally took plenty of film photos too so hopefully will see them next week 👀

oh yeah so project runway was hysterical, law roach had me howling

Payment processors: "Video games with incest are *not okay*" The Coca Cola company:

RCS was a mistake

not sending the white thumbs up on teams 💀

in my måneskin era

it was lit btw

what the fuck happened to iPad Pro pricing, the 13 inch model is like £400 extra now