mtg is so expensive...

my boy just got his knees broken by Don Pianta

i hate when software forces something without any options for overriding to prevent stupid users from wrecking themselves

today I learned some Ansible to make it so that I don't need to SSH into every container separately just to update some stuff

i love ffxiv servers! if only there were some way to mitigate ddos attacks somehow it's too bad nobody knows how to do this and no one has ever done this ever

the way Dratini faints in Pokémon stadium 💀

hilarious that DHH said some racist stuff while praising a racist and then immediately posted the pseudo-intellectual "anti-woke" equivalent of this

SILENT HILL f

Grand Duke, I swear to Altana, I am so scared #ReichenScribbles #FFXI

thinking about this post for days

learned there's a conspiracy theory that says there's a black market for... real, live pterodactyls and the "ultra rich" keep them as pets as a status symbol. which could have made sense but the theory put the price at "$50,000-$200,000" which. lol

@upcloud.com the fair share policy page outlines the amount of free egress provided under the policy based on how many and what kind of servers you have. what if I only need object storage?

I hung up halfway through this post

They've lost the 9yos

fatphobia is so funny lowkey you're mad as fuck that im soft and jolly? insane

pretty sure that if Le Monde calls your trans kid a "fashion week sensation" while you're scaremongering about bathrooms in an off-year Virginia gubernatorial they should just scroll credits on your ass because it's over www.lemonde.fr/en/m-le-mag/...

I can't believe they expect anyone to take that ridiculous press conference seriously when autism has been an identified and (maybe not well-known, but) known thing for magnitudes longer than acetaminophen has been used. Like it is the biggest no-brainer ever that everything they said is a lie

in a way aren't we all looking for more sink cheese where we found it yesterday

it's hard not to feel bad about what the world is, but I always try and think about what the world could be

sad to see the cloudflare sponsorship stuff. i already didn't feel good about using it and the fact that they're wholeheartedly pouring money/resources towards projects led by alt-right weirdos RIGHT before i put it into production is just screaming "just switch man"

me, age 8, overwriting all of my legitimate hundreds of hours of gamecube gameplay with action replay cheated progress, items and such: "whooooo cares! all of this stuff is better than what I had anyways" me, age 28: "i.... i care 🥹🥹🥹"

i wish i could use a macbook for work that would be refreshing...

huge shoutout to microsoft teams for truncating links now and making literally everything that much more difficult for no reason

i like how trump signed an EO and "got rid of DEI" and the only thing that happened was all of DEI turned into "people and culture" so we wouldn't have to fire them but they got rid of all of our employees resource groups. masterful gambit mr president sir

I normally take ibuprofen for my assorted pains but now that I know tylenol is good for autism I may need to switch.

vega: "wait what is like the rapture what does that mean?" me: "it's like when all the people who believe in god go to heaven and all the other people stay on earth and suffer for eternity or something?" vega: "does that happen every year?"

lrp i'm really stupid so if a single player game doesn't have any guidance about where to go next and it takes me like 20 minutes to do something i feel shouldn't be that hard to figure out i just stop playing lol

if a game’s too difficult i’ll just stop playing it, you think i give a fuck

obscure dance game fun fact in old versions of Stepmania, threads are named "Joe" by default

No cry. See? Rainstorm

1 day should actually be 2 days so you can go to bed and not have to do anything in the morning half the time

post-rum dinner

just had a half a shot of at least 18 different rums AMA

the bus came around this other guy at the stop threw his coke can on the ground, got on the bus and just stood there for like 20 seconds until the bus driver was like "we're waiting for you buddy" and THEN he paid?

i was amazed at 60fps and a texture pack for super mario sunshine, then i gave super mario eclipse a shot and jesus christ man

how in the world does the animal crossing gamecube iso compress to 20 megabytes

lrp i have sympathy if you use private accounts or Legitimate Business Needs* and nothing else lol. i get notifications every day on my twitter that i don't use telling me that GroyperCunny1488 thinks that every woman who refuses to fuck him should be euthanized and all the fucking replies agree!!!

DO NOT go back to twitter that is the hitler site. i am dead serious with this shit. its main role as a de-facto organ of the trump admin is to facilitate nazi propaganda. you cannot be posting your doodles on the "euthanize all trans people" forum just because they still allow pornography

depths of the cutting room floor

they call me the controllerrrrrr

who up refluxin’ they acid

definitely not my proudest moment. after many hours I just downgraded Dolphin from 2509 to 2506a and it works fine

i'm tucking in the oomves goodnight oomflets

ditched cachy because of controller and went back to bazzite and dolphin still crashes instantly lol. idk what to do at this point

anyways i switched from bazzite (almost everything working, dolphin segfaulted every launch) to cachyos (everything working including dolphin, controller no longer works) so the year of the linux desktop is nigh i'm sure of it

guy who just swapped from [well-known "minimal setup" gaming-oriented linux distro] to [linux distro he didn't know about until a week ago] for unknown and indecipherable dolphin reasons"

huge things are occurring on the philosophy stack exchange

I don't have to worry about fire emblem three houses discourse because I simply do not fire emblem engage with it