know your hresult paradoxes: - this sentence is S_FALSE - if E_FAIL then why happy - E_UNEXPECTED

d-do you want to lick me.. in hard real time.. with a 20ns time quantum?

free will is when it has a fsf-approved license

extremely legitimate deals

big comfy screens for meowing at you

every single time i feel like playing Some Game i end up picking an rpg huh

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til crisis core has an enemy called 'dorky face' that uses 'dorky breath' dork enjoyers rise up..

thingy

four hours of sleep yay

click system

cant sleep try to play game game fails to launch now im in ida i hope thatll make me sleepy

hey dorknerd!

This device does not have BitLocker keys backed up in Entra ID.

unauthorized barking will be recorded and result in meowing bombs being sent to your mailbox

what did the thingy eat?

don't forget to preorder fans for the winter 2027 heatw- FUCK

🔕🧪

klink is such an adorable pokemon,,

i love surveys

this place is sidetrack heaven! ahuhahhhhahaha

every day has been pain today too when will i ever be safe and not have people i thought were friends hurt me for having breakdowns

it's not that i don't want to meow at you.. i just don't want to fail at doing so,,

please meow so we know you are a real person~

all we need is time and the tragedy will be pretty funny

new reason to need to finally bother with voice training: so that cops on the other side of a door won't go 'sir' because all they hear is me screaming .. and then worse screaming when i react badly to being called 'sir'

can i steam my controller in the microwave?

im getting boiled tonight

ranked competitive breakdowns

it's so hot i wish i had av1 hardware decode so my laptop wouldnt heat me up

left a small piece of plastic rubbish on my phone next to me on bed so i wouldn't forget to dispose of it later grabbed phone not thinking anything of it now the piece of rubbish is Somewhere

they're just warningmaxxing at this point

mlem now, mrow tomorrow

what is the point of an appeal form if you can't add ANY context at all and it just gets denied without context as well like that just feels like posturing for power-hungry corps to go 'nope, we were right, fuck you lol, we WILL hold this over you forever'

undead customer, *undear customer, **dear customer,

darnit even walking around my home has traversal stutter now

anyone got the course materials for 'ethics of meowing at the sky'?

i love using computer when it's hot increases the chance of bitflips slkjdfgnhsfjlkgnhsdfljgnsdfljg

legendary git pull

'electrogenesis' more like electro mega drive

life is like a lot of horizontal progression sometimes

i like eating my salad with set dressing

violent claws involving ordinary meowers

steamworks rare redistributables

*pays you two ventures*

i deserve every bad thing that has ever happened to me

i'm not a cat, but, uhhh, meoooow?,,, :3

seriously though 'zero gravira' is one of the spell names ever

quaga 3: arena

'shut your royal mouth'