power outage for real now after flickering in and out of existence a few times sob

cute, unlike iOS there's a history on Android!

as of today I've had emergency wireless broadcasts in.. three countries this one wasn't the "angry! ring loudly!" type of severity at least

> "Tailscale is coming to a city near you!" > Come find us in: Paris, Toronto, Raleigh, New York City, San Francsico, Atlanta, Law Vegas, and Singapore. law vegas and san francsico also 'near you': still excludes most the world ;3 typical

im available on the windows stare

power went out for like A Second (thankfully it's all laptops!) maxine: 'it's not even thundering', right before hearing rumbling from the outside god i love weird countries with overhead power and such

shutdown event tracker is my bestie, i'd never lie to her

"fire alarm! this is not a drill" it's a fire alarm, not a drill alarm,

the tail in tailscale is obviously referring to a fox tail, right?

would you still love me if i sounded like gm.dls

this could've been owolenovosales

it's always fun when i inadvertently woof instead of meow and then i have to quickly correct myself before someone notices

i'm still in awe of brazilian food labeling requirements - US-style 'portion size' and 'portions per package', more consistent than the US one too though - prominent labels for 'high in added sugar' and 'high in saturated fats' and so on

buying lenovo spare parts from europe is always fun US store: "add to cart, ships within a week or so" EU company it's outsourced to: "not in stock, we only sell to companies, also contact sales as we don't have it and our site is broken" wah

i had an extremely funny post lined up even but i forgot about the post because the laptop being broken somewhat broke me 😭

turns out laptops break if you hit yourself on the head with them

enhanced void eeping

mraaaaow,,

here we go again (after 2 hours of my laptop blowing at 100 degrees in a hotel room)

i'm so lazy i'd totally only get the most common and lame titles though

dutch news: 'a majority in parliament voted in favor of something extremely ridiculous and scary' also in dutch news, but more widely reported: 'escaping from prison should be a crime' (.. it wasn't?) wah i need a better country

so dhl *express* does have a tendency to call if a package is undeliverable 'oh, you wanted it in your mailbox? well it doesn't fit' me: 'just drop it inside, yes, yes i know that's my own responsibility.. no i don't think it can be held for that long at a store' .. should've just delayed it

what to do if i accidentally ingest a manifold?

i wish i could wear a title over my head irl

the battle of the fighting words

helipads are real?!?!

she said 'the portion size is half' (referring to a container of yogurt) my mind instantly went to 'your sentence is death. how long can you defy it?'

some people go to the movies others just go to the oomfies

i love the extent to which 'oomf' has become a universal word everyone will consider funny if used in just the right way

"Place the objects to the correct shadow" finally, something different from 'click the object that is different'

this necklace i've been wearing for the past while looks like a cult symbol or something

someone should really bring back either the people bar or make an equivalent of android-style conversation bubbles for windows

head in clouds emoji (but it's the less fun meaning signifying brain fog)

who's your oomfie now, bitch? >:3

video games get qol improvements all the time but when is 'real life' getting some of those

who up fetching their dumb

if RISC-V is risc five, why isn't AMD-V amd five

my captive portal session expired while i was trying to launch xiv and i got the most amazing error string ever from xl

tomorrow is "feed your favorite labeler to the wolves" day, right?

anyone remember fish-shaped volatile organic compounds

a jury of your pears 🍐

ghosts when "Träumerei prepares a ward against spirits!"

i need to get worse at noticing typos,, (also i love you an acquisi-ton)

adorable meow acquisition event (until next week or so)

little-known fact about me: my first fps was, probably, like, portal 1

i have been told i use the word 'slop' way too much

when there's no direct wifi transfer standard, we don't have ethernet, usb4 isn't a thing either, we're not insane enough to enable kernel debugging on the arm laptop to make it expose usb ecm, normal devices don't do usb gadget mode, the wifi here is throttled and we don't have a UFD, we.. yeah

sob,

so according to someone, discord claims i played a game called 'battlebit remastered' i don't own that game nor do i even know what it is

'google maps' okay but how about google naps