f'lhaminn: so you mean after everything. after all yo've said about trying to make things right. you didnt ask her to stay. you didn't even bother to go with her. youre letting urianger stay in our organization. thancred: well you see we uh nutkin: [LOUD SNIFFING + RODENT NAILS ON THE HARDWOOD BAR]

post-3.4 rising stones dialogue! alisaie, ochre boulder, aenor, and clemence.

I don't have any proof but I just know the NA xiv GMs hate his guts because he's been streaming with mods on for a while but if they had given him a 14 days ban any sooner than now it would be lifted before Kefka so they orchestrated the perfect fuck you. Being denied a raid called UMAD? Cinema.

LMFAO

precedent for it being a bannable action to be a transphobic misogynist while xiv is open on your stream is such a fucking enormous W for a community w/ a pretty big misogyny and transphobia issue.

FFXIV mods setting a precedent that being an asshole on stream while playing the game will just get you banned is so aweseome grifters get fucked

LOL

The GM's have announced hunting season.

the club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing, xenosys is banned for 14 days 12 days before ulti. there is much pain in the world but not on my feed right now.

i know marginally more about f1 now. here are some crystarium characters + eulmore racing + bonus gaia doodle #ffxiv

my most popular fic ever is a hades modern au where thanatos picks up zag to go pet his childhood dogs. i am so so glad and grateful people like it so much. unfortunately i cannot read it due to it being based off my delusional hopes at the time abt my years-long nightmare situationship

#ffxiv #finalfantasy14 #ffxivart #shadowbringers #ryne

was going to go "haha they liiiike each otherrrr" and then i was hit with a wave of agony at the foreshadowing of klavier being naive. what if we all Blow Up.

not having an instagram or tiktok account is funny sometimes. my friends will send me things and i'm like thank you SO much for thinking of me. i am literally not allowed to see this

ARR Thancred

urianger would definitely end up in a lana skye situation

can everyone read tsubasa reservoir chronicle Please

the sky's kindest, most radiant star

you know this is so fucking horrible actually ebcause in canon qifrey hates himself for killing olruggio over and over and over again and here olruggio gets to deal the finishing blow. actually i just realized olruggio has nearly killed qifrey over and over by way of being in love with him

cmon. cmonnnnnnnnnn

On this day 12 years ago, we launched Transistor, our second game.🎤 To everyone who experienced Red's journey through Cloudbank, thank you for playing! Please enjoy a slice of Junction Jan's, on us. Your choice? 🍕Supremo Deluxe 🥦Harvest Garden 🦐Sea Monster ❓Mystery Jan's

alzadaals legacy #cychart #ffxiv #ffxivart

y'shtola's selfcare sunday 🛀🐤 #ffxiv #art

urianger and the loporrits

urianger & ryne aka Let's Blame Ourselves For Every Piece Of Suffering Around Us With Mama

urianger and ryne

#ffxiv #wol

Papas and their kitties #witchhatatelier

#7.5spoilers thancred & urianger visited the homeland of the dt tank quests!! loazeniheta is close to the fem npc's name loazenikwe, who says of her home "the northern reaches of xak tural, where even our breath freezes when caught in the chilling winds." the storied beast of the sea is the narwhal!

hey read my fic where Azem lives. It has it all. Forced coma and unrequited Hades/Azem. Emet-Selch shits himself in the first three paragraphs and it only gets worse for him from there: archiveofourown.org/works/68374246

i have contrary opinions to many thancred fans in that 1. i hate the hvw look and im glad it's gone 2. i love the skyslipper and i think it has retro charm

urianger i don't know if we can "Together We Shall Overcome This" this towering brick wall between your situationship and your stepdaughter

since we already have plenty of baby Oru and Qifrey and adult Oru and Qifrey, i wanted to sketch the lads as older teens. was a fun exercise in studying and depicting body language #WitchHatAtelier

reposting bcs I made the tiniest edit 🫣 #orufrey #WHA

the ryne + thancred + urianger family experience is all of them casting desperately sad and guilty looks at the others and doing a really bad job at not getting caught

Someone on youtube has been looking at each FFXIV expansion and how motifs from each expac's theme are used throughout each one, its pretty cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXFIksTJxDk

one of thems gonna have to change

ofc the ryne and thancred relationship is a massive cloud of dark static both of them are trapped within. with ryne and urianger however they are having a good time and going La La La however there is always a heavy rock hanging over both their heads at all times

urianger: the winds of fate hath brought me to the shores of the 99 ranch market... be there any items thou desirest? ryne: shrimp chips please!! urianger: 🦐 the flavor of the crustacean shall be thine ryne: 🦐 urianger: 🦐

Hraesvelgr at Ysayle: you are not my beautiful wife shiva because I ate her and she’s inside me right now Meteor at Elidibus: you are not my beautiful wife ardbert because I ate him and he’s inside me right now

Average O'Brien DS9 episode:

urianger genuinely loves archon loaf --> urianger absolutely would carry around a massive bottle of locally-made kombucha at all times

whats more humiliating: the teen girl you used to babysit snorting and laughing at you upon finding out you (30something) can't swim, or the teen boy you used to babysit enthusiastically offering you tips on how to learn to swim since he only learned recently himself and sees you as a kindred spirit

I had the pleasure of illustrating @postmortemtsarina.bsky.social's fic "Heretic Love Songs"! This was done for the xiv NPC minibang @xivnpcbang.bsky.social You can read the fic here: archiveofourown.org/collections/...

O is for Oracle 🎀 #FFXIV

who in the scions has the best blood pressure do you think

My guide to The Hunt in FFXIV has been updated and refreshed to ride out the last 9 months we have left of Dawntrail. Please share with anyone who'd find it useful, especially those who want some more mounts, minions, and ways to raise their Item Level! ffxivhunt.carrd.co

i love to play with pickchers