8.0 we go to the other side of the sharlayan island and twice-divorced grandma leveilleur is sipping a martini by a synthetic weather tech beach with a controversially younger boyfriend

People who make searchable script databases of text-heavy games will have lighter hearts when weighted upon the scales of the afterlife.

Katabasis is so Sharlayan so far. I’ve reached a paragraph where the protagonist is just talking about how True Scholars Don’t Enjoy Food Or Sex, And The Ones That Are Married Quickly Mention Their Wives Tend The Children And They Are Not A Distraction To Their True Academic Purpose.

Sorry to assassinate Y’shtola’s character at 8AM but the thing about ARR Y’shtola fucking Thancred, to me, is she would genuinely believe she was doing it in a cooler and more feminist way than the women she gets annoyed with in the Stones.

We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.

horses will be in ffxiv 8.0

lrp losing it

i was taking notes abt the characters for myself and it felt like this

y'shtola: do you believe merlwyb bloefhiswyn has girl power minfilia: yes, of course :) y'shtola: do you think she effectively utilized girl power by funnelling money into privateer death squads in western la noscea

forgot he does this gay lil sit. ng+ing arr is a gift for like all the funny Thancred poses that remind me why I wanna play with him like cats do mice.

show me ya moves #ffxiv

Alphy and his crystal braves #FFXIV

If we floated to Thancred the theory that Lahabrea chose him because he is roughly the same age and has the same silver hair as Cid, who Gaius fatherfigured and was trying to get to rejoin the empire, do you think that would make things worse or better.

thancred would it kill you to use a possessive pronoun towards this baby you sired cw: labor recovery #mharcred #wolcred 1/2

ギラバニア〜 Gyr Abania

in honor of international women’s day every person who likes this post will receive a single pebble to throw at thancred waters. remember: we’re stronger together.

Okay we’re going back into the fae alisaie mines if thancred isn’t imperiled by the end of this writing session I need you all to imperil him for me.

can they drive

If you put Thancred’s “you’re mine!” callout somewhere in the middle of the 4 minute clip of the Leon Kennedy glitch where he’s stuck grunting for 4 minutes and shut your eyes you can imagine Thancred fucking your wol for a brief but effective amount of time.

i'm the opposite of possessive about my likes/ships. everyone should love my faves and put them in situations NOW

pokemon AU… because I yearn for it #hamhammedia #twinham

Charge On 🌷now in pink🌷

happy international women’s day to me

alisaie WILL steal your girl

hearing the ARR twin voices just took me out. they sounded like that and I just accepted it.

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

can I make a case for thancred and alisaie

not usually a muscle guy but Leon Residentevil is just bisexual enough

if you enjoy my genfic you might enjoy dorohedoro, which has a world system based on magic users having best friend contracts

Everybody’s beloved lil bun 🫲🫱

hilda #ffxiv #marchofxiv

Moenbryda: I much preferred when you were pleading with me to drop everything and hurry to your side. What was it you said? “None save thee can satisfy this need─” 💕 [later] Urianger, Useless Lesbian: what did she mean by that Yda: girl what did YOU mean by that

Foal: ma ma Urianger: No. No, child, I art no mother to you. Foal: ma ma! Urianger: I art not—Alas, you might call me as you please, but prithee, do not mention such things in front of your true mother. Foal: ? Urianger: Perhaps tis time you are introduced to a mortal concept known as “lying”,

Lyse: girl I think we‘re gonna have to fucking kill these guys Nearby Imperials: ❗️ Alisaie: —In Minecraft. Lyse: In Minecraft. Nearby Imperials: 👍

[seeing a tiktok artist’s pink acrylic pour painting titled “girlhood”] you wish you were girlhood is a spectrum .png

got kind of sour with my mom at christmas and I just had dinner with estranged cancer ridden father whose cancer is still ridden and my little brother is getting married and moving away probably and I’m empty nester about it…i need to be working on my own genfic, thancred doesnt deserve this energy

Horshy... 🥺💖 [ #ffxiv #haurchefant #artposting ]

Looking at the gender spread here can I make the proclamation that Papalymo was a part of a Men in STEM initiative. We need to get the men out of the liberal arts. Alphinaud political science is not a real degree.

In the Minfilia short story Minfilia repeats the encyclopedia information we have (thancred is 5 years older than her) but then states she suspects Thancred is lying about his age. writers you can’t just drop that here in a short story so old it doesn’t have a mobile adapted site and then walk away

coworker was telling me how he took his lesbian sister to a gay bar recently and it was 63487 hey mama lesbians in there with his single femme sister and they were lining up for her while he was trying to be an ally. can I propose that the events of the minfilia short story occur in this environment

STEM: - Y’shtola, aetheric studies - Papalymo, aetheric studies - Moenbryda, aetheric studies - Krile, aetheric studies - Alisaie, aetheric combat LIBARTS: - G’raha, folklore - Urianger, theology - Alphinaud, political science TECH: - Thancred, spycraft - Yda, pugilism - Minfilia, mining

thancred and graha both being bards implies a certain level of artistic antagonism à la “only one guy in this high school can carry around a ukulele“

Thancred: Here, I’ll take it. I don’t want to be in the picture. Krile: …Why are you holding the phone like that? G’raha: Other way around, Thancred. Vertical. Alphinaud: We want this to go on our story not our Facebook banner. Alisaie: Were you born in the 1800s? Thancred:

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘯 ffxiv・Urianger Augurelt ・ ウリエンジェ・オギュレ Tarot Card Art series #ffxivart

his golf bag of swords has charmed me #ffxiv

pokopia is scratching that viva pinata itch but can you imagine if a key point of the gameplay loop was that the pokemon would just fucking kill and eat each other sometimes. and if you stop the fight too late you have to put the pokemon down with a shovel.

Pokemon: we have to summon rain to free this onix from a cave! Me, grew up hiking in various caverns and canyons: rain is typically the last thing you want but go off