the last good man in the whole realm Thancred/Raubahn CW: referenced cultural homophobia (1/3)

I want gay sex games with gay sex graphics made by people who are having more gay sex to make gay sex games and I'm not kidding

i think y'shtola rhul and thancred waters are engaged in forms of full time kink we can't even comprehend. like if thancred leaves even one speck of crust on her tea sandwiches she puts him in a christening gown and hunts him on their estate #shtolacred

how many go arounds in the dead ryne timeloop do you think it would take before thancred just puts her back in the omelas hole under eulmore

Thancred is such an orpheus looked back motherfucker.

talking to a friend who asked what city mharwyb started in and I said oh Limsa!! and they were like mharwyb fucked thancred pre-lahabrea and she didn’t even start in uldah?

moving into Thancred’s apartment he’s a weaponized incompetence motherfucker moving out of Thancred’s apartment

Thancred is so failing timeloop savior coded.

his hard to capture generic guy face

uricred could do smart house (1999)

Yshtola, who did a bunch of political shit to get Merlwyb her position / Merlwyb who is now in power and knows this yuri……

urishtola being etsy witch 4 etsy witch………..

witch girl date…

there’s no real canon for autism in the twins other than maybe alphinaud learning to value people’s emotions when it comes to policy and alisaie’s frustrations with the absurdity of social politics but I think it would be a little funny if they inherited peepaw’s city block sized lego collection

GET OUT OF THE ROOM CAN'T YOU SEE THERE SHOULD BE NO STUDENTS ALLOWED 😡😡😡😡 Another full illustration for #DawnFairCSE! #ffxiv #ffxivart #emetselch #thancred #urianger #yshtola

can I make a pitch for Thancred

the fact that Fate is so knightgirl-centric and ALSO a deathgame but stirs absolutely no glimmer of indulgence in my heart should be studied in a lab.

baby dolls. lights of my life.

[boarding the ffxiv death boat]

[guy reading a horror story] this is so grim. why am i doing this. [continues to read]

thinking about arranged marriage alisaie taking off for eorzea……. I bet they tried to pull a Chandrila and arrange for her hand in exchange for some political alliance or something and she turned 16 and bolted

tagging background platonic ships is useless and annoying and needlessly cluttering unless you have written a single three paragraph scene of thancred and fourchenault interacting in a fic otherwise not concerning them, in which case please tag it for specifically me

I’ve been reading Shadowbringers fic now that I’ve beaten it and sometimes it’ll be a scion scene and Emet will pop up and I’ll be like ah! jumpscare! so now I have to live in a world where Emet-Selch can and will appear in a fic plot at any time.

Ace Trainer Thancred. He helps escort researchers who aren't so adept at battling #albiart

😳😳😳 #ffxiv #ffxivart #urianger

once Zenos gets out of his big clunky beetle shell armor in Endwalker I think my opinion of him will go up. My opinion of Estinien went down when he got big clunky beetle shell armor. I engage with men with the energy of a 2010s moe girl ranking otaku.

少し修正した

Lyse, on day three of dealing with Yshtola in heat: true strike true strike demolish inspirited meditation true strike form shift true strike masterful blitz

one of the reviews i read for silent hill f said there’s “thankfully limited sexual abuse content” which like first off why is that thankful but more importantly a friend sent me like two screenshots of in-game logs and one implied sexual abuse and the other was a clear metaphor for sexual abuse

Mharwyb: hey I’m going into roe/omega heat so I’ll see you in a few days Thancred, just a guy/beta, about to work harder than anyone has ever worked in their life: (with the energy of a straight guy texting) do you need help with that haha

I often think about Lyse’s mother

#callinemachinegobrrr new brushes

when I start genfic shitposting hard enough the scions start acting like a reboot of modern family

go my bisexuals #ffxiv #ffxivart #moenuri #urianger #moenbryda

going from ao3 to a doujin site for cis men is hell. hope the story trope youre looking for is also a kink. they got a tag for unusual pupils but no way to determine if a femdom is yuri or het. oh thats just a slur. a chastity belt is different from a chastity cage you animals. oh thats another slur

(saw trap voice) there are two fire emblem chibi characters in front of you. one is a werewolf. you have a gun—oh, you shot one of them—oh, well, einstein, you shot the wrong one, so now—oh, you shot that one too. I guess you do know who the werewolf is now, huh. Um. I guess you won.

is Ingrid in the new game

Thancred: If I slaughter the lamb I will restore the power yet denied me. Ryne: But if you had power denied were you not in turn once slaughtered? Thancred: I am the priest and you are the sacrifice. Ryne: You are a lamb holding a knife. Me, writing this: i gotta play some minecraft or something

why did we bother to make stories after we collectively invented “urishtola and thancred isn’t involved in any way. the exarch just granted them custody of ryne and they have a second one on the way (urianger is pregnant)” last week. why are we all still writing.

A bonus "just because I'm out of MP, doesn't mean I'm out of options" shot that was also living in my head.

The gas leak got to me As soon as I read "Our Thalik's Preparatory Academy for Inconvenient Girls", it led to a whole ass teen dad thancred’s daughter-wol au brain worm that refused to leave me alone until the vision was realized. #gpose #gposers Part 1 of 2

she had to ask alisaie to open a jam jar

Thank you for the warm response to this! It makes me happy when people will huff my genfic gasleak with me.

Princess crab #callinemachinegobrrr

tadpole Alisaie & Y’shtola CW: (elezen) puberty angst, brief menstruation reference, very mild implications of childhood bullying (1/4)

could not stop thinking of this while I was listening to the final shadowbringers emet monologue

sending emet-selch to therapy and he sits you down and starts telling you how your sundered body is violating his emotional boundaries