da egg babbies #pokemon

like im sorry mr navidson, i dont CARE that your 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 is "all fucked and getting bigger" or whatever!! frankly as your realtor YOU'RE scamming ME, getting more 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 for free, fuck you!!

Just a reminder that they still intend to do this, dont let the backlash die down, keep cancelling your subscription.

The ps5 pro is now $900. That’s insane. I wanna vomit blood. These are consoles that Sony charges rent on and they’ve made more money this generation than any other. They could take the hit but they won’t.

Attention #paxeast there is a pikachu INSIDE a pikachu and it’s the scariest cryptid ever…

Remember when Eminem didn’t know there was nudity on the internet and when he was informed said “Maybe I should go on the internet”

oh just one more thing

screw this im playing a non-incest fighting game like melty blood

ripping the WiFi power cord out so I can sell my incest copy of street fighter to a pervert on fb marketplace for one million dollars

Most people today: J.J. Abrams is producing so this must be a Cloverfield movie Me: David Robert Mitchell is writing and directing, this is an It Follows prequel where the monster is revealed to be an invisible dinosaur

One of my more toxic traits is that I think someone having a fear of clowns is really fucking funny but that’s only because I used to know someone with a really bad fear of clowns and he’s one of the worst people I have ever known

@sakuraconofficial.bsky.social Hi, I’ve been going to Sakura-Con every year since 2022. Please stop using Eventeny for your scheduling app. It’s hard to navigate and generally frustrating. There was nothing wrong with Guidebook.

this is like, literally the exact kind of thing that kicked off the revolutionary war. i'm trying to find a way to be goofy and say i'm exaggerating but taxing shipments in order to pay for expensive foreign wars was literally the flashpoint lol

Seven-word death punch

I’ve been marathoning the Saw movies this week and I just finished Saw 3D. I am officially the most recent person on planet earth to discover Saw 3D is Very Bad.

Clit eastwood

• Scardapane in full control • Benson and Moorhead directing • Karen’s back • Matthew Lillard • A plotline that is basically “Fuck ICE” • A scene that might be referencing the Max Headroom broadcast hijack The first episode of Daredevil Born Again S2 was made for me.

If you’re looking to wholesome alternatives to Harry Potter my I suggest the loving and imaginative world of Warhammer 40K

I feel the most like a horse when I’m eating rice cakes

Lesbians who are attracted to GLaDOS are so funny. You would get horny for the Pixar lamp if she was mean to you

"Explain to me again how this gets us a show at the Rivoli...?" "Bird, listen!! The plan is simple! We just nicely ask Caine to make an adventure that promotes our show. Then the Rivoli will HAVE to book us!! I'm positive there will be no dastardly tricks. Now, put on this headset."

exec after years of bad decisions: the industry has shifted,

My contribution to our Bobby slop.

this whole story about alan ritchson beating the shit out of his maga neighbor and not catching any charges since the chud provoked him is making me want to start watching reacher because apparently thats just the entire premise of the show

unfriendly reminder that jkr donated £70k that went towards the changing of actual law in the u.k to define what a woman is and isn't. if you're at all a harry potter fan still despite all this, then i urge you to get the fuck over it and quickly

Resident Evil stuff I couldn’t get done in time for the anniversary 💀🗝️🧟‍♂️🥪☣️

I’m at ICE HQ

Gavin, know where you stand and stand there. You said you what you meant. I don’t know what billionaire got in your ear but it’s not working for you. This is not how you are going to win. It’s Apartheid and it’s a Genocide. Today! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

To people floating Harris as the 2028 presidential nominee: genuinely what the fuck is wrong with you

the game's principal engineer since 2017, evan kinney, who has been the backbone and spirit of this game for nearly a decade has been laid off. this is fucking bullshit, dude. i'm fucking done.

Airport bound? ICE is assisting TSA, and border checks are up. Don't wipe your phone—it's a red flag 🚩 1️⃣ Android: Power off, boot up, don't unlock, switch to Guest Mode. 2️⃣ iOS: Disable Face ID to force Passcode (5th Amdt protected). Step-by-step guides attached 👇🏾

Hey it was Resident Evils 30th anniversary so why not buy my Re1 print off of my shop! www.inprnt.com/gallery/isaa...

Grace Rocky save stars ✨ #art #ProjectHailMary (the movie was really good btw!!!)

I've grown to like Teto quite a bit!

[northernlion] i'm a 36 year old man with a wife and child i don't need to have an opinion on dragon ball z. but honestly, looking back on it. krillin is kind of the only motherfucker on that show with some real shit to say.

If Yoda were real i bet he would smell kind of fish tanky

"bro is this fetish art 😭" anything and everything you will ever interact with is someone's fetish. someone wants to fuck clouds. someone's horniest thought is to be a branch on a tree. someone's going to fuck a salt shaker. someone wants to fuck math. someone did. his name was albert einstein

'Wonder Man' has been officially renewed for S2 at Disney+ 📺

changed the hair + added some details

if you're travelling and you are a documented citizen (esp if you're white/white-passing), you need to speak up & interrupt any racial profiling you witness. We are absolutely defeated if we allow ICE agents to harass people in the broad light of crowded airports. Don't be a good deputy citizen.

New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know

The Bear is such a wild show because it made me develop this paranoia that modern TV can’t be consistently good for more than two seasons