I want someone to look at me the way Harry looks at Agent Cooper.

My Response docs.google.com/document/d/1...

the evil is defeated

Doug Walker will finally die tomorrow

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So... I guess there's a new type of bot that instantly makes a bot that advertises onlyfans accounts, and then likes your most recent post to engagement bait you Be warned, I guess? I don't know who this would work on

To all my fellow Aldi goers, where do you fall on the cart return alignment chat?

How it feels every time I start up a new episode of Twin Peaks

To all my fellow Aldi goers, where do you fall on the cart return alignment chat?

I made Claire Saffitz's 7 Layer Holiday Bars - Biscoff cookie crust, whole cranberries, walnuts, crystalized ginger, sweetened condensed milk, cinnamon and coconut. It was a huge hit!! Super easy to make too.

Happy Turkey Day yah Turkeys 🦃

Rate my breakfast

I don't even have a device that could take advantage of this and I'm so incredibly excited for the future of this project.

That "Hey remember Chewbacca lady?" bit in the new @defunctland.bsky.social was specifically targeted at @roccobotte.bsky.social

they fucking got wawa man

WAWA MENTION IN SMILING FRIENDS TONIGHT, GOATED

Yaaaaay my starwalker has a new home 🌟 thank you @chefmaeda.bsky.social

Just wanna get high and play webfishing with my buddies again, is that too much to ask?

I GOT MY TICKETS !!! I'M SO FUCKING PUMPED

Here's an exclusive photo of the moment the US Postal Worker rescued the man from ICE custody:

Got a new job 2 weeks ago, but work has been yanking me around and not started me yet. Basically every last bill I've got is overdue and facing some sort of termination/credit hit, and I'm sweating over keeping afloat here. Venmo: @SCJREAL Paypal: [email protected] #mutualaid #urgent

someone who holds a very significant amt of meaning in my life lost everything but the cat in a housefire last night. please donate if you can www.gofundme.com/f/help-abbi-...

Made this my next goal on Kofi. Basically I want to try and pay it off in one lump sum because the monthly payments have been eating me alive. Any likes or shares are much appreciated 🙏 thanks ko-fi.com/aviatoranima...

Guys I think the Analogue 3D is out

HOORAYYYY WE DID IT!!! Thanks for sharing, and especially if you donated 🥳🎉

MY BANK ACCOUNT’S IN THE NEGATIVES. wanna buy a print?

Everyone remain calm. Access to www.pinkieoats.boo will be back momentarily. As soon as cloudflare gets their shit together, the site will be back. Until then please there is no need for any more bloodshed or beheadings. In the aftermath, I will not be responsible for what transpired.

Oh my god it's actually Nostalgia Critic's birthday, this is so fitting

Nobody I know wants vine back

17 days.... At least I can say that's the longest I've gone. Well played

Incredible, I'm back for one day after my vacation and I'm being mandated to work an overnight shift lol

Hey guys, now that I've gotten the printer sorted and working, I'm opening my shop for prints! Please DM me if interested! (please support a broke and unemployed artist) #himeyaarts

How soon until Tony Zaret makes a self-insert character for Smiling Friends?

It’s OVER! With over 600 backers and $51,000 raised Paper Plates is coming to all of you with a bunch of stretch goals and other goodies. Major thanks to EVERY SINGLE BACKER and all of our friends who shared the project. We could not have done this without all of you. I’m exhausted.

Last day to back this!!!!! Do your part! ❤️ Thanks for your support

Baby, I don’t know when I’m supposed to stop. (BIRDBRAIN by @jamies.page )

ITS REAL

9 beautiful years... I have so much to be grateful for. I am so happy I have someone like you to share these moments with, even when we're doing the dorkiest things. Thank you for being my best friend in the whole world @ssluggo.bsky.social 💙💚

This is the only "Steam Machine" that matters

Hey y'all, there's about 5 days left to this Kickstarter and it hasn't been fully funded yet!! Please do what you can for the LGTBQIA+ peeps in my area ❤️ thank you

I had a persimmon tonight and it might be my new favorite food of all time

“Until someone builds a bigger Bowser.”

IJBOL holy fuck

Found notes for an insane dream I had years ago. Also found the poster I created for it. Behold: Marvel C.U.S.T.O.D.I.A.N.S.!

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

I have to believe our worst moments don't make us monsters, Jim.

something from twitter account

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