Deus Ex: Game of the Year Edition (Steam) is $0.78 on GMG buff.ly/MSRlrsM #ad Deck playable

The more I think about it the more I’m fascinated with the idea of remastering a game from 2000 to look like a game from 2004.

"Countdown to clowntown" is the death rattle of live service games' collective market safety. This is a desperation act because player counts and mtx spending are, broadly, floundering. They started falling off a cliff last year, and revenue in the space is way, way down.

The episodes that @slowpuke.bsky.social curated for us this week are maybe the most incredible half hours of reality tv

This is real btw

i'm the number one most engaguing useur

the opposite of "FromSoft" is "ToHard" - which is exactly what dark souls is. interesting

>be me >good christian dirt farmer who died 1000 years ago >chilling in heaven, afterlife is good, all my friends and family are also here >rapture happens >suddenly i'm alive again >have to farm dirt again but now there's a bunch of assholes asking me how to grow whatever a cheeseburger is >mfw

well what do you know it literally exists lmao www.lego.com/en-us/produc...

I have zero fucking sense of humor about this rfk shit. besides the obviously gross misreprestation/othering/etc of autistic people it's catastrophic from any sound scientific POV. any doctor who consults governmental guidelines for anything at all under this admin is guilty of malpractice

don't forget to keep pirating alien earth and star wars/marvel tee vee shows everyone

lol, and furthermore lmao

"war on autism" is the colloquial name, the name historians use is "the 2025 autist-pedophile conflict"

putting "vinny vinesauce has read my chat messages out loud a double digit number of times" on my resume and watching the job offers roll in

This is a zero-strikes We Are Not Friends, You Are Not My Ally indicator for me and I won’t budge on it

Feeling uncomfortable about something is not a morally superior stance. Disgust is not an inherently correct reaction to something, nor does it prove something's sinfulness. You can't consume your way into moral purity.

Media that depicts sexual assault in all kinds of ways is often made by sexual assault survivors processing that shit however they do. The thing is: this is completely obvious. When people, such as bluesky moderation, make plans to ignore the obvious, they are not operating in good faith.

I try to remember that while they were fighting the ban on gender affirming care for minors here, one of the (trans) lawyers did a thread reminding folks that they're really good at making this feel like an overwhelming groundswell, but it is one clown car of debunked experts on a road trip.

open.substack.com/pub/houseofm... Wrote about the radical act of returning to one's body in a digital age designed to detach us from them.

i made a typo in my post complaining about daft punk in fortnite. anyway fuck that. boo to that. horrid.

New: 404 Media is suing ICE. We have filed a lawsuit demanding ICE release its $2 million contract with Paragon, a company that makes powerful spyware to break into phones and read encrypted messages. This is expensive for a small outlet but this info is important www.404media.co/were-suing-i...

hey someone smart and with more clout than me: write an essay about how kirk's nuremberg rally funeral is one of the defining showpieces of a completely carney administration, turning an "in-ring" death into its own storyline

To be clear: this entire “we’ve got to run more pro-lifers” insanity is because literally a week ago polling showed that Democrats would prefer politicians like AOC and Mamdani over Jefferies and Schumer by, let me emphasize this, a 20 point fucking margin. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

Very smart maneuvering for Democrats, as usual, simpering their way into a corner where they can't criticize this blatant Nuremberg rally without acknowledging they just spent a week+ praising and voting for a national remembrance day for someone who said this type of shit for a living.

Been working on this for a while now, and happy to finally share it with folks. Introducing: SiIvaGuessr! A new daily browser game where you can test your niche knowledge of High-Quality Rips. A new curated puzzle will be available each day! siivaguessr.meme

The reasons they did *not* approve games are fascinating. They strongly disapproved Diablo II, not just for the violence, but because it depicted man being able to defeat Satan without the intervention of Christ (the only time this argument has ever been made in the history of game criticism)

I recently became fascinated with the Dove Foundation, a non-profit that, once upon a time ~25 years ago, reviewed video games based on their suitability for Christian families Here is, as far as I can tell, a complete list of all 77 games that received the Dove Seal of Approval

I’ve come to a verdict on whether it’s weirder for Funko pop guys to leave them in the box or take them out. The verdict is that it’s weirder to take them out. Thank you for your patience

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

It would appear that uncritically funding the people that hate us so much that they mint coins commemorating body counts instead of listening to the people who said that the institutional rot within the police is so deeply engrained that they represent a danger to us all has mysteriously backfired.

bluesky mods still haven't banned this outrageous racist and it's been days, they're focusing too hard on banning people who said "rest in piss"

i'm stuck on the analysis that conservative media functions as a hyperreal simulacrum so that whenever anything real real (one of the fonts of hyperreal getting made dead) punches through it all just goes especially crazy

this got more views than the real thing. This was real also

holy fuck

lol

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Tell You She Consents to This Image

for now we need to just ban all art depicting sapient beings on bluesky until we find a way to figure out whether or not they are consenting to be depicted. sorry everyone.

disney has made it so impossible to unsubscribe from hulu that i had to cancel the recurring payment on my financial institution's end. all the account cancellation options on their websites are redirecting to "change plan and pay us a different amount of money" pages

Have a good weekend friends,

I'm always saying this!

US Consumer Product Safety Commission suspended for sharing methods of dangerous substances (how to not get killed by fireworks)

this site doesn't need to worry about getting payment processors' approval. no one is going to be spending a dime here.

taking a stance against "non consent" in art...it's drawings and cartoons you baby brained shitheads, your dumb asses are flailing your arms inventing thought crimes against Fred Flintstone.

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I've had to rein it in a bit here because I got used to way fewer people actually seeing my tweets even though I had 55K followers, because I was shadowbanned due to briefly being permabanned because of some stuff I said to a transphobic Scottish PM in 2019 picture unrelated

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well you see it's a portmanteau of "biological" and "chronicle,"