My opinion of the New York Times is distinctly outside the mainstream among journalists. Most think NYT is mostly excellent journalism with some flaws and blind spots, I think it's mostly a vehicle for laundering right wing propaganda with some excellent people who put out good work.

Returning home after a week away from my bidet...my personal oasis in the desert wasteland of american bathrooms... I should equip this thing with vitamin water

"Early Access Is a Privilege, Citizen" - TheMoralGamer

Escape from New York, Black Christmas, Rumours (2024), Tokyo Godfathers

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts. It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long. www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...

34-YEAR-OLD FRAT BRO: lmao i'm voting for the fascist promising ethnic cleansing. get owned libs! 35-YEAR-OLD FRAT BRO: what the fuck, this guy wants to silence dissent???

in 2014 I had my first post-"becoming politically conscious" depressive episode and over the past decade my annoying posts on twitter from that time have steadily been vindicated

is it performative to be a hater? you better believe it! and girl, I can perform all day

"what if a cartoon character had an existential crisis about being a cartoon?" Interesting. What if an adult had an existential crisis about how much time they spend watching cartoons?

stop taking freud seriously!!!

Ghouls resign from the Institute for Advancing Human Suffering. "Dracula is taking things too far," say ghouls

I get tested for stis several times a year. there have been a couple instances where after the test I realized I hadnt even had sex since the last time I was tested. it's just a good habit to me, so it's surreal to see people upset with the idea that you should get tested even while monogamous

Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"

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“Gantchev suffered from type 2 diabetes and told his wife no diet accommodations were made for him. She and Anna said the small amount of food that is given to people detained at North Lake was not enough for maintaining Gantchev's blood sugar levels.”

How many cumulative hours of his presidency did george bush spend watching commercials for subway?

Woman comes to US at age 6. Graduates nursing school. Work permit. No criminal record. Snatched and imprisoned by ICE for 6 months now. About to be forced back to Honduras. A life destroyed and one less nurse. Merry Christmas. www.nola.com/news/educati...

I Have One Mouth and I Must Scream Twice Simultaneously

hellhole country run by sadistic patriarchal fascists

If you missed it, this is the story. The Volcano People, Silent Song and It Smells like Dead Girls here are also particular favorites of mine. hexliterary.com?p=2749

Analgesic's latest RPG is a sharply designed counterpoint to open world excess.

to talk like this when he gleefully destroys homeless encampments is an obscenity, a profanity in its most basic and original sense

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pack it up everyone, the internet is ending

What's funny is people think this happens when you go to China, but they've never had a policy this restrictive.

STAFFER: Hey Robert, we're introducing grants for airports to fund, among other things, breastfeeding stations. Pretty reasonable policy unlikely to upset anyone. Just talk about it normally & don't make it sound like you're saying formula shortages are fine because a divine entity created titties.

It's 10pm, you know what that means! Time to get distracted from your computer chores and post communist propaganda in the worst place possible: the comments of the A.V. Club

Hey, just finished digesting those items you gave me. Thanks again!

They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.

Honestly, seeing Labour's fash horrorshow in the UK has made me rethink what would happen if Harris had won here last year (and I didn't think it was going to be good before) especially as she and her clique were extensively looking to Labour figures for advice.

Just won the first game of Twilight Imperium I've played in years because I am a mean bitch who loves committing misdeeds

I can't explain why but I'm pretty certain large, engraved belt buckles are fascist, somehow.

In about half a year I'm paying professionals to turn my genitals inside out and staple a Georgia O'Keeffe painting to my crotch. I will have a hard time thinking about anything else until then.

The Supreme Court sided with this dissent:

drain my blood and make me pale serve my flesh with sautéed kale keep me weak and crush my soul then toss my bones into a hole Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

some people have a social field around them that holds enough gravity to shape the context around them. you will be powerless to do anything about it, and you will experience the world how they do, except you will feel numb and dissociated. you will not recognize your own behaviors.

i have finally solved all my emotional problems

This article thoroughly deconstructs the “male loneliness epidemic” theory and raises the alarm that centrist Democrats are taking the bait, so of course 90 percent of the comments are treating it like it was written by Charlie Kirk’s ghost bsky.app/profile/newy...

There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater

COUSIN WHO IS FAKING "BARBIE SYNDROME" FOR ATTENTION: I am thankful for my rigid doll-like legs, where as you all know I can no longer move my ankles or my toes. ME: I'm thankful that I levitated for 20 seconds meditating during No Fap November. MY MOM: I too am thankful for Katelyn's Barbie legs.

The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

Just imagined, "what if there was a Dracula living here in America," and I got chills. Wow. Hollywood, do your thing!

ME ON GRINDR: Wow Daddy~ That's such a hot photo of your penis next to a can of shaving cream~ ME ON LEX:

This sad pope has gone his entire life without ever having group sex. With your one-time donation of $39.99, we can help religious leaders like Bob finally discover the joy of getting their backs blown out.

The Atlantic has finally published a cover more fucked up than the "oh no what if your daughter wants to take testosterone???" cover from 7 years ago.

Daily reminder to take a few minutes to yourself and contemplate the infinite metaphysical serpent coils gradually tightening around every facet of your being!