so sad to report that rudy guliani has past away. the hospital staff brought the therapy grogu in to see him and it unhinged its jaw and latched on to rudy's head, thinking it was a delicious frog. the nurse hit grogu with the defibrillator to get him off and it fried both of their brains. RIP x2

sitting in my throne in the great hall, the jester is out making the entire court laugh by making fart sounds and falling over. i silence the crowd with a cry of "why doest this fool not speaketh of the famine in the lowlands?" and summon the executioner

look at this vid isn't it neat? moaning white man pouring hot sauce on feet

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click bait is when i tell my friends "adam sandler made the perfect time travel movie"

me: the four guys in the Beatles were all such unique and talented songwriters my friend who has only seen the movie Yesterday and wasn’t really even paying attention: you mean the one guy?

all of America's bravest elected Democrats jumping into action to post vaguely on social media about how somebody else should do something

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BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs trying to cross the Strait of Hormuz!!

never wanted to spin a wheel more

they tell me "mr. president your body is failing" and i tell them that when you use as much brain power as i do it has to take power away from somewhere and it's fine because we've got a new body picked out for me, melania designed it it's a beautiful form, 7 feet tall and glowing gold very powerful

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Even a cute little baby puppy dog will turn

wow, AI just keeps getting better - it's finally powerful enough to show us what tim pool's head looks like underneath that beanie 😍

don’t know who still needs to hear this in 2026, BUT: Tony Soprano, Walter White, and The Grabber are NOT the heros of those stories. for fucks sake.

this chart is NOT fair. if you count child support payments, Elon's lifetime giving EASILY goes up to $0.9 bil

oh yeah, would a pedophile do this? *builds a robot that says im not a pedophile* 😏

*looking at the friendly hand-drawn bubble letters on the cardboard box* This is the work of professional operators. Dark money is involved.

yeeuh

Reporting live from the scene: white smoke is coming from the tower, the conclave has chosen a new Dilbert

winnebahegao man

hack for better service at restaurants: when you sit down, place five crisp clean dollar bills on the table. when the server comes and asks what you want, say “no food thanks, brought my own” and take a big bite of a dollar

god he made the right choice, imagine trying to have sympathy for a sick child named "Little Fred"...

INCREDIBLE BREAKTHROUGH IN AI TECHNOLOGY the fake "tiny houses" have fat dog now

moisturize moisture rise moist your eyes

lol this kids hair. graphic designer saw those dreads and said “nope!” did a quick swoosh with the lasso tool and called it a day

the INTOLERANT left doesn’t want this beautiful Charlie Kirnk memorial statue on the Ave Marina University campus in Florida. SHARE TO SHAME THEM #shame

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yeah wow she really went off on this one

they should call it chat beep beep beep, because it’s computer

this is why you gotta stay on top of the free section on craigslist. I had a 19 foot tower in my amazon cart, but now i'm gettin one for free 🤘

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Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Tell You She Consents to This Image

well it happened to me too. my boss overheard me saying "i'm so horned up, my shit gonna burst like charlie kirk's neck". fired on the spot. so now i gotta try to find another dick sucking factory that's hiring fml

just learned that today the online communities of Adult Baby Diaper Lovers will be lowering their diapers to half mast in honor of charlie kirk. what a beautiful show of support

Celery Victor

i ate eight brownies, and now i'm sick?? this is someone else's fault

air bud reboot where air bud is a grizzled old basketball coach with an all-dog team a few games away from the championship, but the evil new CEO of the NBA finally codifies a rule that dogs can't play basketball and he has to learn how to coach his new all-human team

been feeling good on a new antidepressant and then went and read about it. there were 7 medical trials and only 2 of them showed that it did any better than the placebo. living with that knowledge won't change how i feel right? but hey, it does give me diarrhea, new knowledge can't take that away

they’re of pee, thereof pissed.

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snoop dogg says he's 'scared to go to the movies now' because 'the minons keep showing up in them' "It's not just despicable me... i sit down to watch the mario movie, or a nice movie about ducks, and there they are in the first 30 seconds, gibbering and bouncing all over each other...

making a vision board

i thinkt they call him "gavin newsom" because he's the "new sumbitch" that thinks he's gonna be president and we ain't "gavin" any of "that"!