Even a cute little baby puppy dog will turn

wow, AI just keeps getting better - it's finally powerful enough to show us what tim pool's head looks like underneath that beanie 😍

don’t know who still needs to hear this in 2026, BUT: Tony Soprano, Walter White, and The Grabber are NOT the heros of those stories. for fucks sake.

this chart is NOT fair. if you count child support payments, Elon's lifetime giving EASILY goes up to $0.9 bil

oh yeah, would a pedophile do this? *builds a robot that says im not a pedophile* 😏

*looking at the friendly hand-drawn bubble letters on the cardboard box* This is the work of professional operators. Dark money is involved.

yeeuh

Reporting live from the scene: white smoke is coming from the tower, the conclave has chosen a new Dilbert

winnebahegao man

hack for better service at restaurants: when you sit down, place five crisp clean dollar bills on the table. when the server comes and asks what you want, say “no food thanks, brought my own” and take a big bite of a dollar

god he made the right choice, imagine trying to have sympathy for a sick child named "Little Fred"...

INCREDIBLE BREAKTHROUGH IN AI TECHNOLOGY the fake "tiny houses" have fat dog now

moisturize moisture rise moist your eyes

lol this kids hair. graphic designer saw those dreads and said “nope!” did a quick swoosh with the lasso tool and called it a day

the INTOLERANT left doesn’t want this beautiful Charlie Kirnk memorial statue on the Ave Marina University campus in Florida. SHARE TO SHAME THEM #shame

chatbeefytee

yeah wow she really went off on this one

they should call it chat beep beep beep, because it’s computer

this is why you gotta stay on top of the free section on craigslist. I had a 19 foot tower in my amazon cart, but now i'm gettin one for free 🤘

a little song about ai youtube.com/shorts/ksocb...

a little song about ai youtube.com/shorts/ksocb...

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Tell You She Consents to This Image

well it happened to me too. my boss overheard me saying "i'm so horned up, my shit gonna burst like charlie kirk's neck". fired on the spot. so now i gotta try to find another dick sucking factory that's hiring fml

just learned that today the online communities of Adult Baby Diaper Lovers will be lowering their diapers to half mast in honor of charlie kirk. what a beautiful show of support

Celery Victor

i ate eight brownies, and now i'm sick?? this is someone else's fault

air bud reboot where air bud is a grizzled old basketball coach with an all-dog team a few games away from the championship, but the evil new CEO of the NBA finally codifies a rule that dogs can't play basketball and he has to learn how to coach his new all-human team

been feeling good on a new antidepressant and then went and read about it. there were 7 medical trials and only 2 of them showed that it did any better than the placebo. living with that knowledge won't change how i feel right? but hey, it does give me diarrhea, new knowledge can't take that away

they’re of pee, thereof pissed.

Fabulous Answers to a Bunny’s Query grassyvalley.thecomi...

snoop dogg says he's 'scared to go to the movies now' because 'the minons keep showing up in them' "It's not just despicable me... i sit down to watch the mario movie, or a nice movie about ducks, and there they are in the first 30 seconds, gibbering and bouncing all over each other...

making a vision board

i thinkt they call him "gavin newsom" because he's the "new sumbitch" that thinks he's gonna be president and we ain't "gavin" any of "that"!

what do we gotta do to get Black Phillip to show up on the homestead of those pronatalist freaks and start whispering into the children’s ears

Woke up because my AI controlled toilet started going in reverse. It's unflushing my turds and bringing them back, and the bowl is filling up. The app is broken, so I can't re-flush, my Püpi3 doesn't have the physical handle. It's overflowing now and there's nothing I can do. This feels dystopian.

yeah I’m kinda the rizzler of my friend group

holy SHIT, this drop didn't have to go that hard!!

holy SHIT, this drop didn't have to go that hard!!

wow!!

i'm a firm believer that when you're advertising your own trade, you gotta put your best work forward. open with the type of work you really want to do, that best represents you and your personality

beeble beeble beeble beeble

yawn. so bored of these stories. call me when there’s macroplastic in my body. call me when there’s a green army man in my balls. call me when I got a tech deck in my brains

adversity breeds innovation trump kicked elon out of the white house he was so sad about it he made a new AI anime girlfriend and mean little animal friend. and coming soon: the moody pervert.

the pain of having a black cat: how many times a day do I try to get a cute pic of pete and then realize that he’s just an indistinguishable void

in the video for "Your Body Is a Wonderland", John Mayer serenades his lover next to an Adobe Illustrator 10 guidebook

my identity has been stolen, my privacy invaded. it’s disgusting! someone was wearing the exact pair of shoes and pants as me and they were apparently letting all hell loose in the employee toilet. they left a mess so big it couldn’t be flushed. they were crying and sounded just like me, WTH!!!