jeb haus
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i’m a hip old granny who can hip-hop, be-bop, dance til you drop
https://drjeb.bandcamp.com/
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a little friday song, “If I were the richest man in the world”
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6 months ago
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moisturize moisture rise moist your eyes
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lol this kids hair. graphic designer saw those dreads and said “nope!” did a quick swoosh with the lasso tool and called it a day
9 days ago
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the INTOLERANT left doesn’t want this beautiful Charlie Kirnk memorial statue on the Ave Marina University campus in Florida. SHARE TO SHAME THEM
#shame
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chatbeefytee
about 1 month ago
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yeah wow she really went off on this one
about 1 month ago
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they should call it chat beep beep beep, because it’s computer
about 1 month ago
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this is why you gotta stay on top of the free section on craigslist. I had a 19 foot tower in my amazon cart, but now i'm gettin one for free 🤘
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a little song about ai
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the voice
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a little song about ai
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YouTube video by jeb haus (dr_jeb)
https://youtube.com/shorts/ksocbfNZ1ko
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Andrew Neal | Added Value Books
about 2 months ago
Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
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Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Tell You She Consents to This Image
about 2 months ago
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well it happened to me too. my boss overheard me saying "i'm so horned up, my shit gonna burst like charlie kirk's neck". fired on the spot. so now i gotta try to find another dick sucking factory that's hiring fml
about 2 months ago
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just learned that today the online communities of Adult Baby Diaper Lovers will be lowering their diapers to half mast in honor of charlie kirk. what a beautiful show of support
about 2 months ago
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Celery Victor
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i ate eight brownies, and now i'm sick?? this is someone else's fault
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air bud reboot where air bud is a grizzled old basketball coach with an all-dog team a few games away from the championship, but the evil new CEO of the NBA finally codifies a rule that dogs can't play basketball and he has to learn how to coach his new all-human team
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been feeling good on a new antidepressant and then went and read about it. there were 7 medical trials and only 2 of them showed that it did any better than the placebo. living with that knowledge won't change how i feel right? but hey, it does give me diarrhea, new knowledge can't take that away
2 months ago
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they’re of pee, thereof pissed.
2 months ago
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BayBayFriend
2 months ago
Fabulous Answers to a Bunny’s Query
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snoop dogg says he's 'scared to go to the movies now' because 'the minons keep showing up in them' "It's not just despicable me... i sit down to watch the mario movie, or a nice movie about ducks, and there they are in the first 30 seconds, gibbering and bouncing all over each other...
3 months ago
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making a vision board
3 months ago
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i thinkt they call him "gavin newsom" because he's the "new sumbitch" that thinks he's gonna be president and we ain't "gavin" any of "that"!
3 months ago
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what do we gotta do to get Black Phillip to show up on the homestead of those pronatalist freaks and start whispering into the children’s ears
3 months ago
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Woke up because my AI controlled toilet started going in reverse. It's unflushing my turds and bringing them back, and the bowl is filling up. The app is broken, so I can't re-flush, my Püpi3 doesn't have the physical handle. It's overflowing now and there's nothing I can do. This feels dystopian.
3 months ago
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yeah I’m kinda the rizzler of my friend group
3 months ago
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holy SHIT, this drop didn't have to go that hard!!
3 months ago
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holy SHIT, this drop didn't have to go that hard!!
3 months ago
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wow!!
3 months ago
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i'm a firm believer that when you're advertising your own trade, you gotta put your best work forward. open with the type of work you really want to do, that best represents you and your personality
3 months ago
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beeble beeble beeble beeble
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3 months ago
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yawn. so bored of these stories. call me when there’s macroplastic in my body. call me when there’s a green army man in my balls. call me when I got a tech deck in my brains
3 months ago
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adversity breeds innovation trump kicked elon out of the white house he was so sad about it he made a new AI anime girlfriend and mean little animal friend. and coming soon: the moody pervert.
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4 months ago
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the pain of having a black cat: how many times a day do I try to get a cute pic of pete and then realize that he’s just an indistinguishable void
4 months ago
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Neil Cicierega
4 months ago
in the video for "Your Body Is a Wonderland", John Mayer serenades his lover next to an Adobe Illustrator 10 guidebook
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my identity has been stolen, my privacy invaded. it’s disgusting! someone was wearing the exact pair of shoes and pants as me and they were apparently letting all hell loose in the employee toilet. they left a mess so big it couldn’t be flushed. they were crying and sounded just like me, WTH!!!
4 months ago
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comic time: why are there so many songs about rainbows?
4 months ago
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comic time: why are there so many songs about rainbows?
4 months ago
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[guy whos just completely out of the loop on everything] GOOD! now that she's is gone maybe they'll finally fix all the racism
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4 months ago
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just got a cease and desist from disney. lawyers were knocking on my door before I even finished typing “Muppetry of the Penis”
4 months ago
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he's callin for backup, there's some delicious green horse shit back there and we need more big boys in full tactical gear to come lick it up
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4 months ago
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thinking about inventing a new color: Purple 2
4 months ago
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it's down there? Truly?
4 months ago
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orc city isn’t just the setting, it’s like one of the main characters too
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4 months ago
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libby watson
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4 months ago
“You watch a lot of stuff without me” – My husband, who released an album without telling me he was a musician
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Mayor McChi McBride
4 months ago
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me and the boys all heading down to the wishing fountain with our piggy banks. terry has pennies because he says the more wishes he makes the more likely he’ll get one to come true. i think dollar amount matters so I’m using $1 coins. jaydog is just gonna huck a hundo in there, he’s crazy
4 months ago
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failed my piss test :( (couldn’t get it in the cup, made a huge mess in the bathroom)
4 months ago
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"fart"
5 months ago
I've heard of tipping your doordash driver but this is ridiculous !!!!!!!!!
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