I am enamored by this Mario enemy that literally only appears on one planet in Galaxy 2 and no where else in the entire franchise

ive finally been getting back to playing some iidx again and it feels good to already pretty much be back to where i was before. now using a better(?) playstyle (wrist scratching instead of this janky nonsense approach i was doing before)

very obsessed with this update day remix that as far as i know has never been released and can only be listened to in this jakazid set youtu.be/SaJKTxsvqP8?...

do you think chef kawasaki could make a mean kebab

im gonna be honest i kinda cant stop thinking about That emulator frontend imploding on itself within days. i think even if the dude in question had the foresight to avoid being caught up in anything it would have come under fire eventually bc none of those overstuffed promised features were real.

y'know what fuck blue shells i fucking hate blue shells

feel weird saying this bc there's no world in which id call mario kart world a bad game but after air riders came out i felt a little vindicated in feeling that something was off with it

otherworldly forces speak through me

funniest thing in the world was me watching the presentation for this thing and thinking "yeah this seems pretty neat" while also having the slightest inclination of bad vibes the entire time which i just chalked up to me being a little hater over a few miniscule things. well uh. guess i was right

piracy discourse is fun as an arcade rhythm game enjoyer because i earnestly think id shovel money into a iidx cab if anywhere in the state had one available to the public but alas

i feel like a comical exaggeration of a hater this morning

thinking about rocker trump again

blinx: the time sweeper, print ad, xbox (2003) archive.org/details/fami...

im so tickled to see online ricks with very normal names

aw fuck dude not you again

smth i like abt a lot of sakurai games that i dont see mentioned much is just how much their teams are dedicated to creating fully-fledged systems and mechanics seemingly before implementing anything else. like air riders has 3 modes but they all incorporate the same very well thought out systems

i suppose it'd kinda go against the point of the mode but i really wish air riders city trial showed you your k/d ratio at the end of the match because sometimes i go mad with power and so i want to know just how much of a menance i am

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

i loooove kirby air riders primarily bc it feels refreshing to see another sakurai game that isnt just smash again

i use instagram primarily to keep up with friends but the algorithmic feed keeps rotting my brain and i keep falling victim to it. so i straight up just installed an apk that lets me make it stories and dms and nothing else. it looks so funny just having a black screen where the posts should be lol

i have barely touched any final fantasy games but i might fuck around and play 1 and 2 on the gba for the hell of it

every single line of this

she's beautiful but not at all conceited

Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending

Casual Street Witch

perhaps this is a little extreme of me and a consequence of me living somewhere where it's very uncommon but i genuinely think homeschooling is evil

every time i get an error in excel and it says "sorry, we can't do X" im like. "we"? "WE"??????? you are a tool to me. we are not affiliated. please shut the fuck up!!!

my two main takeaways from kirby air riders are: 1. the game reignites my animal instinct and makes me want to jump up and down and destroy something 2. god damn they need to let sakurai make more shit that isn't kirby again

due to The Dysphoria i have always shied away from dressing formally but its now wrapped around to the point where i wanna wear a really nicely tailored suit and like. a bowtie and gloves and shit

Very honored to be commissioned to draw my own gijinka design for Galactic Nova! #kirby #kirbygijinka #kirbysuperstar

Presenting a new way to share your scores.

My friend on discord made this

the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"

i have very quickly become obsessed with that smiling friends self-insert she is my cringe queen

making a youtube video about a new pokemon game and the thumbnail has giant red text saying "IT'S NEITHER OUTRIGHT GOOD NOR BAD BUT MORE COMPLEX THAN THAT AND IS LARGELY A PIECE OF ART WORTHY OF ANALYSING WITHIN THE NECESSARY CONTEXT"

guy who has played 10000 games: you gotta play pokemon red/blue

horny trans girl: my friend with benefits is coming over this weekend 🤭 38 year old white lady: there wont be benefits anymore with AGENT ORANGE in the white house...

Sometime late in the Bush administration we as a country stopped illuminating rooms with a floodlight placed directly behind a slowly rotating industrial fan and our nation has been floundering ever since.

I Promise This is an Uninteresting Question. Please Just Don't Fucking Watch.

shoutouts to my wonderful partner oscar for staying up until 1 am last night helping me banish the curse of Modded GameBoy Advance

click clock wood (spring)

i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all