I've had one regret with Oyaji Hunter Mahjong, one lingering task left undone. And now, today, I can finally say... I'VE BROKEN INTO KENJI ENO'S STAFF ROOM!!! Wooo!!! (this took like 2 days of decompilation, enjoy my struggles in blog post form~ PHEW~~) (also Oyaji Hunter v1.1 English patch)

In Super Mario World, green berries increase the timer. By strategically eating them to make the timer pass 100 multiple times, the music can be sped up repeatedly. It turns out that the music engine cannot handle more than 20 speed-ups, and slows down to a crawl instead.

i was <30 too slow for the damn bikini ending i hate mother brain fuck your laggy ass boss fight aghhhhh

amazingly i didnt somehow softlock the game but check out this incredible bug i found in metroid

yippee

oh my god metroid 1 wave beam is the fester quest gun

My entire life I've known Ninja Gaiden as "hard games" but somehow everyone neglects to tell you the reason is not because it's challenging, but because they're jank af

🎉it's my birthday week!!🎉 to celebrate, I'll be raising money for Best Friends Animal Society ALL WEEK!!🌟 Doing some gamecube science and letterboxd reviews with @goomvi.online, playing more AC6 and then spending my bday appreciating my beloved Cloud Strife hehe 🌙live.riki.zone 💕Donate here!

amazingly i didnt somehow softlock the game but check out this incredible bug i found in metroid

hi im streaming metroid again but this time i wont get super lost and spend 4 hours in norfair and kraids lair www.twitch.tv/beareatsalmon

ouhhhhh

Bringing this one from the other website Homie moving like a Treasure Co. Ltd boss from 1993

Cookie's Bustle - English Translation (PC) Added

wait r type is fucking awesome

ツクヨでっ…か

big boobs...

My tummy hurt........

The most highly anticipated Saturn translation has arrived! Yes, Airs Adventure is out in English, just in time to liven the holidays!! Credits: @hitomi2500.bsky.social - Hacking @snowyaria.goodorevengreat.games - Translation @nichetopic.bsky.social - Graphics @blueskyrunner.bsky.social - QA

i 1cced battle mania on hard for fun. why is the final boss like cartoonishly easy lol

can u imagine ridley trying to hold space pirate meetings and just screeching & you have to intrepret that shit somehow

I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.

(repeatedly dies to areas it turns out i wasnt meant to be in) wow metroids fun

please ignore anything i said yesterday about what im streaming im playing metroid on the nes www.twitch.tv/beareatsalmon

Apparently, some people thought I was joking, and I don't even remotely regret to inform you all that this was 100% real.

Come on man

i want to draw today...tomorrow i will stream mysterious fromsoft game otogi

Being a ceo isnt a real job you could easily replace those motherfuckers with an ai thats just as malfunctional as all these LLMs and nothing would be different & thats why theyre the only people in the entire pipeline who like this shit technology

Classics Of Game 135

Casual Mai Shiranui(Meme) with Capcom Friends📱 #MaiShiranui

i think probably 70% of the worlds problems are directly a result of private equity firms

We got all the hits: - purchased by private equity firm - hid a bunch of layoffs - invested a bunch of money in AI - tried to make that money back by ruining the best product it now owned

Keep thinking about this term "pre-digested" that Kojima used to describe art that's instantly gratifying. And how it's better when people grow to love something instead. I've gravitated, as player and designer, toward the latter, but that term "pre-digested" is new and feels very strong.

alright im streaming bomberman hero right NOW www.twitch.tv/beareatsalmon

video games executives have been aggressively pushing the whole ultra-realism photobash concept art style for ages not because it looks good to them but because you can make something competent looking very fast and thats basically all they care about. no wonder its the first job ai hounds go for

i will be streaming today ok

fuck my life they added a rhythm game to dota

ow i burnt my toingue

As part of our project to preserve the history of Sega Channel, we have recovered OVER 100 new Sega Channel ROMs, including the legendary lost game Garfield: Caught in the Act - The Lost Levels. Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/

God cursed me at birth to have motion sickness and an empty bank account so i couldnt have M cups in vrchat

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

me welcoming all my friends who are arriving at the annual holiday christmas orgy

i wanted a cool cyber hoodie too

i had plans to be busy today and then i suddenly wasnt and now im going to be MORE busy tomorrow because they got pushed back arrarhghgghaedfa

is it just me or does super metroids ost sound like dos music