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little baby Pauline after Donkey Kong breaks the shell of an enemy called The Dirty Wokeoid revealing their frail skeleton system

#nooticing how people said the state of play was ass right b4 lesbians showed up 👀

One step closer to mainline status.

Dope State of Play. Lesbians coming to Sonic Racing.

🔴LIVE NOW Checking out State of Play Japan. kzxcellent.live

You know Guy Fieri, time to meet Girl Feri

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Was really excited to check the Arc Raiders Eurogamer review thread after hearing Tim Sweeney got mad at it only to find this gem. (they got banned shortly after)

Going live with more Trails through Daybreak in about an hour. There's also a State of Play Japan happening at about 5pm ET that I'll be switching to of course. Anyway see you there @ kzxcellent.live

It'll be funny if Riku's performance in KH4 is suddenly better now that the VA is streaming through the games.

this chubby white boy makes soul food like a real southern mama

Notice how this only happened after they took the pretzel baconator off the menu

this is literally never not accurate

Me when I… uhhh actually no bit this time they fucked that shit up real good

The sync at 30 seconds locks this in as true BEAST MODE MEDIA

Director John Johanas - "FYI this is likely publisher transition related and the soundtrack will be back on services soon. Just not sure when. Please stay tuned! Don’t panic!"

Did the first half of Dispatch and its easily the best of those Telltale style games. The kind of thing where I wish there were 20 episodes and not just 8.

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THIS ISNG FUCKING GOOD NEWS FUCK YOU

Imagine having one shot at life only for your parents to end up naming you Earthworm Jim like would that be fucked up or what.

I support this review both for its obvious condemnation of GenAI but also because it made reading the threads on ResetERA significantly more entertaining.

In about an hour I'll be going live with Dispatch. The new Telltale-styled episodic game. I'm sadly late to the party on this one so I'll be doing the first 4 episodes today and the final 4 next week. See you there @ kzxcellent.live

investing in gen 3 ou memes

COVID? War in Palestine? Ukraine? January 6th? Joe Biden? Generative AI? Dubai Chocolate? Wow, you must have been WIPED after yesterday's PoGo sesh - you're talking crazy! C'mon - let's head over to the Hamilton guy's event - I've got a HILARIOUS Harambe meme compilation to watch on the way there!

Most insane description I’ve ever read.

If anybody I know is Canadian and I haven’t heard their voice before. I will just assume this is them.

Catching up on the MHA dub after hearing Bakugo’s VA locked in so hard he pulled a muscle in his eyeball.

HRT isn't gonna turn you into a Top 1% OF model, you're probably gonna look like Pepper Ann from the Disney animated series Pepper Ann for a little bit

I dig through social media a little less than I did a few years ago since I notice most people who feel compelled to have a take on every headline media/otherwise become more miserable. It's more chill on bsky, but also you get gems like "Not wanting to play bad games is a gamergate mindset"

Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”

Dealer: alright everyone ante up Chuck Schumer: I fold Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏

during that era I called them the washington washingtons so now I have to like remember what their actual name is

I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.

Every time the Commanders are mentioned I get confused because my brain permanently kept their name rebrand of Washington Football Team

Me when I'm confused

Cartoons gave me unrealistic expectations for how many men wear heart patterned boxers :///

There's too much going on in this one, I think

I don't regret it

RUN FOR IT!

🚨Stream Schedule - 11/10 - 11/15🚨 Keeping up with last week, we'll be finishing True Crime, playing more FMA and Trails, checking out Jackbox 11 with any friends who can make it, and playing the first half of Dispatch. STREAMS: kzxcellent.live VODS: kzxcellentvods.com MAIN CHANNEL: kzxcellent.com

Me on IG: Look at my new Zelda art and art I did for the Sky remake! Here's my business card. Thank you for your interest Me on Twt: Look at my new Zelda art and art I did for the Sky remake! Oh, there's...other stuff if you know where to look, teehee ;) Me on Bsky: Look at Rean's fat fucking ass

Aalto

Oh good heavens