welcome to the bathroom

reminder

One of SXSW’s tech panels this year is a discussion of the risks of AI featuring an AI as an alleged speaker on the panel Fuck off

I've had an 88x31 on my website for DistroWatch telling people to roll a random distro and email me about it, and today I actually got someone who did it LMAO

Okay, I definitely want to watch Jason Statham Stole My Bike (whenever it releases) because why wouldn't we enjoy Jason Statham playing the role of Jason Statham? #FilmSky

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who

DID YOU KNOW that if an AFAB person (including teen) goes on Accutane for acne, they must join a federal program called iPLEDGE (because the meds are "potentially harmful to fetuses") wherein they must get bloodwork & a pregnancy test each month & fill out forms re: what birth control they're on

big sleepy, big squish, big nyaaaaa

Kids frantically pushing aside the new Pokemon and Mandalorian LEGO sets in Target to purchase the ANE MÆRSK container vessel

I'm starting to feel like one of the biggest issues with generative AI is that it's outsourcing problem solving, knowledge, and creativity, as something we simply don't value anymore in humans by design, even. this is the goal

voice on tape: HELLO DIPSHIT you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR you: Mean Jigsaw stop

sigh :( i can’t remember things that don’t really matter but i probably should waaaaaa

the virginia flag should have both tits out. and the dude she's stepping on should have tits too. ive had a few dad sodas

Pro tip to House reporters: Print this out and have with you BEFORE you interview Mike Johnson later today.

v0.38.0 is out! github.com/jj-vcs/jj/re...

so annoyed at apple for making ios impossible to make websites for like how am i supposed to test the fact that my site crashes random iphones? it works fine on my iphone.. i can't emulate other iphones on my computer.. and then they don't allow you to use any other web browser

solo game development dot txt

This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.

hey siri end my suffering

considering throwing my computer into a lake and picking up gardening, welding or knitting

"i ned someone to redo my wikipeieia"

It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser. What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??

in the nato alphabet her name is charli xray charlie xray

brb jumping into my time machine to show this to a Trump supporter five days ago

(not getting likes because my Posts are bad) they must be preparing to cut over the firehose to a new relay

Trump is not doing this and the media is lying to you because they want to take him to the dance and kiss

I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.

Signal will never message you like this. If you get a message like this, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HACK YOUR SIGNAL. DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT CODE.

boop activated lighting

i dont know if it matters but jd vance and stephen miller are getting absolutely fried on X re: ICE and Minneapolis. Even on their heavily rigged propaganda social media network what they are doing is wildly wildly unpopular

In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram

my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery!

the only FLOPS I give a shit about are when my cats FLOP over and expose their tums for rubs

remarkably appropriate meme

Hegel? I rather just pay a fair price and be done with it

so tokio’s multi-threaded rt does work-stealing, which makes: spawn(A) spawn(B) spawn(C) potentially start polling each future in any order does anyone have any experience in ways to test all of these different orders for correctness? specifically in the case where they all get spawned very…

the Bulgaria instagram account just posts deranged shit

I just thought everyone should see this

friends who do tech stuff professionally: how did y’all not completely burn out from ever touching a computer outside of work? just curious

Girls just wanna have fun ✨

It is great to be living in the Century of Yuri