i should frame this

*Jim Halpert staring at fhe camera*

potential stickers

why are people calling their claudes “wet” or “dry” what does this MEAN

self-reflection Thursday, sponsored by WikiHow

Trust good ol' 31na22fxs6fszqooqlgpqydistfu to come to our defense in the face of burgerking's predictable slander...

Respect For Friend Drops After Reading Book They Recommended

congratulations, graduates. i'm honored to speak at your commencement. this is a proud moment for you, your family, and your friends. the future is in your hands. and the most important task of the future is to feed the Gaping Maw (students start booing, one student yells "fuck the gaping maw")

Make the government do some work is what we're saying.

"I'm not snitch tagging CPSC." THE COMPANY IS SELLING A SUICIDE CORD They are not concerning themselves with your repeat business. They are not invested in your continued patronage. The customer is not always right to them. The customer is potentially dead. Tag us!

it’s a good talk. trust.

anyone know if that kagi ceo being ~transphobic? thing was ever like. resolved. i kinda wanna use kagi :(

gender is hard and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

faggot

suck my entire fucking dick

chat why is clothes shopping (even online) so scary and/or hard

car kittens

silly art student sylveon

cat, dog, fox anticat, antidog, antifox

lmao. every bluesky.team feature for the last 2 years: "who cares. edit post when??". now we got this thread all the replies are "actually no. terrible idea. what are you thinking". yall are so funny man.

OH: “i’m the epstein of the friend group”

✨Prompt Engineering✨

For just $30 an hour I will watch streaming shows with your parents and tell them whether something is a flashback

Haha, this whole bun rewrite thing is- what the fuck do you mean *merged*?

wake up babe 👀 @bugarela.com's talk from @antithesis.com Bug Bash dropped

god i love voir dire. average people will just say wild ass shit to a judge utterly unprompted. it’s so beautiful.

enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences

BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery

do any other iOS users notice that Safari’s Recently Closed Tabs is often a lie, always surfacing old tabs that weren’t actually recently closed?

im normal. rt if ur normal

how do ny’all handle ssh keys these days? rn i still use a fido2 key but i used to use my mac’s secure enclave… not really sure if i wanna switch things up or whatnot

Have we already moved on from the fact that the infrastructure we entrusted with basically all software supply chain security had a staggeringly simple unmitigated RCE two weeks ago? Did GitHub publish a longer post-mortem with deep root cause analysis and long-term mitigations? Will they?

galar ponyta in glimwood tangle!! will be debuting this print at MCM London next weekend✨ #pokemon

The real millennial song is JG WENTWORTH 877 CASH NOW

1.) Wake up 2.) Watch my Instagram reels, which are 100% OnlyFans sales pipelines 3.) Watch my TikTok feed, which are 100% OnlyFans sales pipelines 4.) Browse my Bluesky feed, which are 100% gay thirst traps who do it for the love of the game

my internet is finally back 😭 the things I went through to survive on mobile data you've no idea

“[T]he more important thing is that we have a home on the open web that we control, and whatever anti-creator changes Substack is forced to make in the future to live up to its valuation we won’t be affected by.” - @caseynewton.bsky.social on leaving Substack for the open social web

NOTICE: Do you have an elderly or disabled neighbor in NYC? Be a good neighbor and let them know about the free air conditioner program. If they earn $3473 or less a month, NYC will cover the costs of an A/C. Remember…last summer we had 95 degree weather. Look out for them

"Did you go anywhere fun this weekend?" "Oh, you know, just the usual...farmer's market, bookstore, a little bistro for brunch, the gym a couple times..." WHERE I REALLY WAS THIS WEEKEND: