the thing is, if you listen to it in the full context, it makes even less sense.

orbital strike

hey get out of there

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

If you’re a radio producer and your convos with your host don’t look like this you need to whip those conceited twerps into shape

latest fortnite update changed the splash screen for some reason

did anyone else's vision go suddenly white like you were staring at the sun or was that just me

have you turned in the assignment? it goes on brightspace. it's just a flipboard. it's like padlet for video. don't forget to do the kahoot. there's also a blooket. we're running a gimkit. chime in on vevox! submit it on bongo. log onto bongo. dive into bongo. you can bongo it. bongo has it for you.

Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”

It was totally working. They were going to have to blow up the damned filibuster.

Expel the yes votes from the party and cut off all their access to fundraising, then remove Schumer from leadership. Anything less is mealy-mouthed coward bullshit.

I have finally drawn Susie, the world may being healing

I know several people who worked on this rollout. They were really proud of it.

Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments. My response ⬇️

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.” aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

Absolutely sending me how I look like an innocent baby and Kat looks like an evil mastermind

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

girl cant even go to wendys without web development haunting me

I wrote a blog post about Flirt, a new code review tool I started working on: blog.buenzli.dev/announcing-d...

Me when I am perfectly innocent and lovable and cute and cuddly all the live long day. ❤️

adios motherfucker

Incredible landmark.

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

🐈

My kids have measles and my SNAP benefits were cut. But at least those cashiers at Walmart aren’t writing “they/them” on their name tags anymore.

Incredible stuff happening just outside your door

Yes, the only real Go targets are linux/amd64 linux/arm64 darwin/arm64 windows/amd64 (“Things you should be very concerned about the crypto maintainer saying,” if you deploy to any others 😬)

what the fuck

trans women: "idk why I feel so stressed and anxious and sad and irritable all the time it must be my hrt dose..." me: "when did you last eat" trans women: "i ate a third of a banana 2 days ago so ive been doing pretty good i think. it's probably progesterone that's messing me up"

@aminal_crossing on ig was banned for posting this

look at me i'm groceries

Hateful behaviour. Yeah let's teach little girls that their bodies require monitoring and pruning and changing as soon as they pop out of the womb. Let's squeegee our newborns' skulls. Not if they're boys tho ❤️

And, scene defector.com/lets-check-i...

I didn't even *want* to lean on the barrier until I saw this cool guy doing it

Just going to save this to use as a reaction image whenever someone comes out as trans

I’m sorry I just found out (via Instagram) that at one point in time, cats that sailed on ships had passports. CATS WITH PASSPORTS, PEOPLE. Herman the Cat (Expert Mouser) looks like a total gangsta and mean MF. Those poor rats and mice!

Caring for your Morrnet. #art #morriarty #hollowknight

IT'S OFFICIAL: IN THE LARGEST TURNOUT IN 56 YEARS NEW YORK CITY HAS VOTED TO DROWN CUOMO IN THE HUDSON

Hank Green your power..

Mamdani elected and GZDoom has already been forked with texture filtering off by default. Promises kept.

2026 Primary Woke Wave

u know what i'm in a good mood newsom can say tranny once

is bro okay