For NULL BITMAP: I wrote about query plan caching: buttondown.com/jaffray/arch...

the highlights on the sugimori drawings always hit me like a truck

there are two wolves inside you. they are unaware of you, in any sense that you would recognize; to them you are the sunrise in the mist in the morning, and the cool moss on the warm earth in the night. the story of your life is the story of these wolves, and how they have run and hunted inside you.

video game titles that make me reflexively say “is there a mr. __________”: - ms pac-man - ms flight simulator

As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night

i barely know the rules of this game so whenever i see something that looked noteworthy to me i refresh the timeline to see if any of you cared about it or not

okay ya got me i signed up for a questionable 1-week free trial to watch "the game"

convinced everyone to watch The Night of The Hunter with me. a good halloween

DARK ARMS: BEAST BUSTER 1999 NOISE FACTORY 1999 (Captured on Neo Geo Pocket Color)

how wonderful to have a section of your source code which is fully legible sprite data

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

lmao that we built the magic superintelligence and asked it about a stock and its insight was “fundamentals and market sentiment”

It’s weird that of all the scifi media predicting the future Tim and Eric’s Celery Man sketch got it the closest

LUCASARTS PRESENTS Columbo in: SCUMM of the Earth #pixelart

if your marketing posts aren't getting you banned from lobste.rs you're not hustling hard enough 🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

dying that the hot, based "dev focussed" "distro" has built in hotkeys to open dhh's email provider that nobody uses

sending people at work a "lunch?" dm w this

commodore user, magazine, excerpt (1986) archive.org/details/Comm...

Wait’ll you hear about MySQL notes.rolandcrosby.com/posts/unexpe...

typically when i arrive in a new location i send out a pulse, an electromagnetic wave that helps me "see" the surroundings. it also helps me locate nearby objects of interest to my mission, like power sources or communication hubs

it's not FOR us

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

What up hivemind! 👋 Let's fight back against the doom and gloom of the world today and do something productive together 🌈🌎😁 Put on a comfortable pair of shoes 👟 Fill your water bottle 🚰🥤 And grab a compass 🧭 We'll start at the top here and work our way down: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

For sale: baby shoe. Way too big. We live inside the other one.

i think we are going to find out at some point these guys invented cocaine 2 and have been on it all along

okay

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

Just saw these stills from Akira Kurosawa's High and Low and said "Good heavens" out loud.

CLAUDE: Claude birkin bag. Practical Claude possession bag ME: No, Claude. You can't have a Birkin bag. CLAUDE: Good Birkin good Claude give beautiful Claude deserve LLM ME: Claude, we simply can't afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. CLAUDE: jealousy woman

Wrote about "Data Abstraction" a la my favorite SICP chapter. Hopefully light and fun! notes.jordanscales.com/abstraction

if this website collapses ill have to go back to my life as an outrageously wealthy patron of the arts and sciences

Nice titmouse. Tufted?

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

checking in on news about programming

william stafford

mathematicians: This is the Schlüsman-Katsuhira transform. It took researchers over 250 years to discover. Only 30 people in the world know how it works. tech artists: This is the Schlüsman-Katsuhira transform, or as we call it in the biz, "ol' Schlussy". We use it for realistic cheese textures :)

Special commuter lanes

this is imo one of the most elegant results in distributed computing and this is a great presentation of it!

NULL BITMAP: I Misunderstood Rejection Sampling All This Time buttondown.com/jaffray/arch...

I wrote a short summary of the proof of the FLP theorem (an impossibility result about consensus). shachaf.net/w/flp

Hey there Delilah I am writing the Quixote Adding hermeneutic weight to what Miguel wrought crude and floaty Vis-à-vis The work— attributed to me? Or only he?

they have the people who invented milf manor locked up in a room somewhere forcing them to invent new stupid dating apps

this is the new evergreen post i guess bsky.app/profile/mobu...

Hey there Delilah I ate those plums left in the icebox If you wanted them breakfast You should have purchased a few padlocks For the treat That you were hoping now to eat So cold and sweet

10:45 lunch leaning over the sink. nothin wrong with that brother