Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.

One of the best to ever do it

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

i will beat metal slug on one credit one day soon

Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"

it’s sin and punishment saturday

Such great cave exploration pieces in this one. The mood in them is awesome. I love how detailed the art is in the 2nd one.

Every young generation explores retro technology because it’s cheap and plentiful and exotic but it’s more alluring when current technology gets actively shittier, more evil and invasive.

📝 Blogged: "You Gotta Push If You Wanna Pull" Wrote up some thoughts on push vs. pull queries, materialized views, and why data duplication isn't something to fear. 👉 www.morling.dev/blog/you-got...

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

finally listened to that roblox ceo interview podcast

Some absolutely great, and incredibly varied, early Ganon artwork for #zelda 1 #nintendo #famicom Find it in the gallery: www.flickr.com/photos/histo...

I didn't really expect how much of adulthood was going to be about watching other people use websites to keep track of books and movies they've recently seen

I guess some Core Design development stuff leaked and this screenshot from an Indiana Jones prototype for PSP is absolutely delightful

*first contact with an alien* me: hey btw can you guys do SAT in polynomial time <alien jeff👽 has sent sat.zip> me: is this c++ them: yeah just run make me: it says im missing something called “libyorbo” them: that’s required for posix here

First Half Life, 3 Screenshots

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

New style obsession:

(when an app asks me to put in an 8-digit code to log in) mister big shot over here. 6 digits ain't good enough for him no more. he wants two whole extra digits, well la dee da (voice gets lower and quieter) you think you're better than everyone else? that what this is? think you're better than me?

Teach a man a fancy AI text editor and they can hate it for a day, but teach a man vim and he can hate it for a lifetime.

it feels like there is more money in text editors than ever before and i hate all the text editors i use more than ever before

>ask if new browser is real or chromeslop >”it’s a good browser sir” >it’s chromeslop

that’s right

it would be nice to like a software project and then 5 years later NOT start getting emails from some PM trying to get me to buy a subscription to some cloud bullshit

#crt #photography #retrogaming

For NULL BITMAP: I wrote about query plan caching: buttondown.com/jaffray/arch...

the highlights on the sugimori drawings always hit me like a truck

there are two wolves inside you. they are unaware of you, in any sense that you would recognize; to them you are the sunrise in the mist in the morning, and the cool moss on the warm earth in the night. the story of your life is the story of these wolves, and how they have run and hunted inside you.

video game titles that make me reflexively say “is there a mr. __________”: - ms pac-man - ms flight simulator

As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night

i barely know the rules of this game so whenever i see something that looked noteworthy to me i refresh the timeline to see if any of you cared about it or not

okay ya got me i signed up for a questionable 1-week free trial to watch "the game"

convinced everyone to watch The Night of The Hunter with me. a good halloween

DARK ARMS: BEAST BUSTER 1999 NOISE FACTORY 1999 (Captured on Neo Geo Pocket Color)

how wonderful to have a section of your source code which is fully legible sprite data

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

lmao that we built the magic superintelligence and asked it about a stock and its insight was “fundamentals and market sentiment”

It’s weird that of all the scifi media predicting the future Tim and Eric’s Celery Man sketch got it the closest

LUCASARTS PRESENTS Columbo in: SCUMM of the Earth #pixelart

if your marketing posts aren't getting you banned from lobste.rs you're not hustling hard enough 🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪