not a lot of people know this life hack: instead of shoveling snow, you can just leave it and move away forever

not a lot of people know this life hack: instead of shoveling snow, you can just leave it and move away forever

We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

if you saw a cat in this picture, no you didn't

in video games for cats you hit the button to go into stealth mode and nothing changes at all

if you saw a cat in this picture, no you didn't

The Illustrated Dictionary's entry for "insouciant."

ugh why is everybody calling my masked armed death squads who kidnap kindergartners the gestapo

Northern Virginia!

she has never been afraid of anything or anyone. she is ten pounds.

The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down

she has never been afraid of anything or anyone. she is ten pounds.

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

he has heard about the snowstorm and has decided it is not allowed to happen. thank you, Great Chancleta

This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars

Reporters, if you wrote about learning loss due to covid school closures, you can write about learning loss due to state terror.

he has heard about the snowstorm and has decided it is not allowed to happen. thank you, Great Chancleta

This email will not find her

sulking because she can't get her precious emails

smugly telling europeans who yell at me that they should have voted blue in 2024

cats: i am once again asking why you are angry with me when you're the one who got your claw stuck in my shirt

generational talent

cats: i am once again asking why you are angry with me when you're the one who got your claw stuck in my shirt

The president can do a lot of terrible things at any given time, but the president cannot cancel midterm elections by saying that he doesn't like them in Newsweek. It's really important to remember that, and many other things.

no one has ever been happier than freya is when she lays down on the counter when we are using the dishwasher. it gets all toasty there and it is her favorite thing. i am a little jealous tbh and kind of want to try it

Big tell the post doesn't end "let this teach you the distinction between the powerful & populace & how gross generalizations dehumanize, lack insight & empathy & are bad strategy in organizing a global fight against fascism" and vexing how many sharing it also fail to recognize this.

generational talent

A neighbor was taken to a care facility, and her little tortoiseshell kitty was left behind. I can't take her in but I've been feeding her and giving her water every day. No one in the neighbor's family can take her in. Is there anyone in the Inland Empire area that could foster or adopt her?

2000-2025: facts over feelings, no safe spaces, be a fucking man 2026: your dismissive body language has left the fourth Minneapolis infantry with anxiety

no one has ever been happier than freya is when she lays down on the counter when we are using the dishwasher. it gets all toasty there and it is her favorite thing. i am a little jealous tbh and kind of want to try it

a popular front requires everyone in a coalition to get over their disagreements and focus on the bigger task at hand (at least for now). it does not require any group of people to tell the other that they were always wrong about them. that's unconditional surrender, not cooperation.

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

Gentleman's repose

there's always a lot of talk about overturning the human-centered status quo, but only wise Chancleta is studying theory to learn how to do it

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The funk soul brother at the back of his head has gone dark. Forever.

I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I officially filed to run for City Council in District 3! 🎉 See the link in bio to get involved.

"Vast majority of men are only willing to engage in public violence if they feel like the people around them will approve of — and reward them for — that violence. ICE Watch works because it surrounds men seeking approval with people loudly expressing their disapproval." www.ms.now/opinion/minn...

@abigailspanberger.com immediately after taking office, signed an Executive Order for ending the state police cooperation with 🧊. You elect Democrats and they protect citizens.

there's always a lot of talk about overturning the human-centered status quo, but only wise Chancleta is studying theory to learn how to do it

probably a really good sign that she's staring at me like this

This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could

The Virginia legislature today passed four constitutional amendments, all by day 3 of 2026 session: —protect abortion rights —repeal the same-sex marriage ban —allow mid-decade redistricting —greatly expand voting rights restoration. These will all go to 2026 referendums.

So in Virginia, Dems are rightfully gonna attempt to basically completely gerrymander congressional republicans out of congress. Our two Senators, Tim Kaine and Mark Warner have been advocating for a more moderate gerrymander. This is how one of the key VA state Democrats responded.

Lmao, they can’t shake him off their tail

This is some Andor shit

GET THEIR ASSES WILL

probably a really good sign that she's staring at me like this