i'd like to go one day where this cat doesn't look at me like i've activated an ancient curse

He’s behind me, isn’t he?

we are witnessing the creation of a shared blanket accord. inspiring to see. they can rest knowing they have ensured the comfort of future generations.

we are witnessing the creation of a shared blanket accord. inspiring to see. they can rest knowing they have ensured the comfort of future generations.

🎶gonna be goingtu be goulden 🎶

he has saved your freedoms. again.

he has saved your freedoms. again.

Why must this man continue getting W’s

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

dis ackshully howe desine proncess werk : find an porblem an solff it.

don't worry about getting oil through the Strait of Hormuz, we've got our best minds on it

more than anything what Team USA needs to work on for the next WBC is not fielding a team with so much Cop Energy

🚨 SF area! (And anyone who can share). @friendsofbear.bsky.social (feederofcats) over on Twitter needs your help! Adopt! Spread the word!

you are being hunted

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

Haitian woman, 31, dies alone at Pittsburgh bus stop days after ICE released her to the streets far from home to perish. Rest in power, Daphy Michel: migrantinsider.com/p/the-loneso...

Chancleta at play. a winsome beast.

if you encounter this cat at a crossroads and she asks if you’d like to make some sort of bargain, you may have many questions. that is normal. "how did she get here?" "how does she talk?" "why does she want my immortal soul?" curiosity is natural. but do not make the deal. this is important.

no, he doesn't "lift." he doesn't "do" "reps." and he doesn't "walk." but he gets plenty of exercise. you see, he holds the entire weight of the world on his cat shoulders. this is his sacrifice. this is his gift. and he asks for nothing in return except your obedience, time, money, and health.

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404 thought not found in the system

the existence of a can opener implies the existence of an entity whose sole purpose is to manically and arbitrarily reseal cat food into new cans. a grim and unnecessary cycle. we must break the wheel.

oh no

i told him you have his money

stay vigilant. the cow cats are always lurking. and growing stronger.

this is art

she haff bin recoggnicedt fur her contribewshuns. Giff her sum respenkt!!

she didn't even go to any of the job interviews i graciously set up for her today

No regret in these eyes

he broke bluesky today and he'll do it again unless he's stopped

this poor disadvantaged cat doesn't even have a single mech suit capable of rocket-powered flight or military-grade laser weaponry, what even are our priorities as a society

RETVRN www.theguardian.com/books/2014/m... #MedievalSky

this poor disadvantaged cat doesn't even have a single mech suit capable of rocket-powered flight or military-grade laser weaponry, what even are our priorities as a society

picture it: a cat harness with drone-like propellers that are controlled by the cat wearer's thoughts this is both exciting and frightening!

mission accomplished. scratched up your office chair for you, just like i assume you wanted

Frieren bravely explores the concept of being a weird old person who has to talk to normal young coworkers

mission accomplished. scratched up your office chair for you, just like i assume you wanted

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this is an actual raccoon, that's how big Sandal is

sturdy

Buckle in, gang, here’s the truth about what I’m calling RaccoonGate 1/2536478

this is an actual raccoon, that's how big Sandal is

sturdy

the silent hill games are about trauma, repression, grief, the inescapability of the past, and the inability of the protagonist to walk around a small obstacle in the middle of a wide road

the government never should have tried to tariff churus, the fluffy cat lobby is too powerful

quem nao gosta de gato ta maluco

are you sure you need to send that email? Chancleta thinks you have done enough.

there should be an app that just gives me money