We Don't Call 9-1-1

We turned our light off hours ago, but they’re still coming to our door, quietly begging. I think they like the flicker of our Jack-o’-lanterns. I can hear them murmuring as they work their fingers along the window casing. Ten hours till morning.

strange and eerie things

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

fog

me: do you think cats and dogs have dreams in color or black and white, Charlie? Charles Manson: the prison is in your mind, man. it's locked up tight. in one world that's dead and dying and one that's free and alive.

my favorite thing about events is how they’re all completely knowable in a framework of cause-and-effect with clear motivations and outcomes that confirm my expectations of an ordered reality

taking out a billboard with a picture of the post where you said you hoped I “died and got frankensteined back to life by a scientist who wasn’t good at it” so your mom can see how you talk to people

it’s funny to imagine getting all the major halloween monsters stoned, dracula going “I vant to smoke some veed,” etc

Heywood Jaholdme

Anti-ICE? Hey, you’re nice. Anti-trans? I’m throwing hands.

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”

Got room for one more?

good fucking night and good fucking luck

These are right-wing terror events I covered just from 2017 to 2023. It's not even close to comprehensive. The government's trying to erase this history.

we leave this world together playboy

If all my friends called me a pedophile in my birthday book I'd probably kill myself too

HOLY SHIT @brockway.bsky.social WAS 100% RIGHT JEFF DOES OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE AIMS TEAM. I 1000% percent thought it was a joke till I saw this #bigfeets #mountainmonsters

Pretty good pulls from our eoe draft. Got an icetill, urthos, weapons manufacturing, uroboroid, frenzied baloth

Watched Red Dragon tonight, holy moly they don't make em like this no more

Its so funny that the generation wars have shifted fronts from boomers to Gen X. At this rate Millenials will be the enemy again by 2030 for having it too good by not needing to fight in the water wars as kids

One reason I find it sort of hard to take these people seriously is that “Kamala Harris was committing genocide” is an absolutely incoherent statement. In what way was she doing that specifically, and what is the mechanism by which she could have ceased?

An Offering

Primarchs as ITYSL quotes

Primarchs as ITYSL quotes

Two stunning winners ✨🥇

Really loved Weapons, had to do some fan art.

love a senator imploring regular citizens to fight back against tyranny. dawg you spent the last twenty years giving machine guns and tanks to traffic cops this is like pushing your toddler into the ring with ivan drago

Looking to spontaneously combust as a form of psychic suicide any tips?

SÉANCE FOR A CATTE: "Mr. Whiskeres, art thou heere?" [glasse ys knocked off of table]

Goddamn I think I hate pubs at my lgs. Someone hit me with a ragavan and scooped on a later turn and swiped my card which was kinda expensive

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

There's My Stop