Ugh, the AI use in Late Night with the Devil is such a cheap mark in an otherwise good movie

hey dipshit i poisoned the plums that were in the icebox enjoy the diarrhea motherfucker

the future of entertainment

Night photos around the house while listening to Kane Parsons backrooms ost is fantastic

BREAKING: Zapp Reopens Strait of Fertile Neander Valley in Major Diplomacy Win

Please Use AI

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the last big boy

siegfried zademack -- city scape

look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

I saw a dude with a giant "B" tattooed on his back wearing a backwards baseball cap with the same "B" and I felt like I was in a @beetlemoses.bsky.social comic

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Fish fear me 🐠 🗡️ 🐈‍⬛

Man, nothing feels like anything any more. I entered a depressive cycle a couple weeks ago and I'm still in it which is making planning hard. If anyone sees this, any tips?

My boyfriend commissioned this beautiful memorial portrait of Fergus from one of my favorite cat artists, Bunny Dee. She captured his serious little face and I love that she incorporated his deep love of boxes. ❤️ Follow her on IG: www.instagram.com/bunnydee?igs... Visit her store! bunnydee.shop

daaaamn london

buttballs

Anyone who gives me oral is a Chupacabra Throatin' the G.O.A.T. takes practice, buy a candelabra

I'm starting to understand why the Egyptians buried everyone who served the Pharaoh in the tomb with the Pharaoh

Oh so the president can say immigrants are eating the cats and dogs in our neighborhoods but when I say the same thing on nextdoor I get banned. Nice.

Found a designer to help us set up our coffee trailer and I just sent her a 1000 word document with visual references that approximate our theme. Feels like something a crazy person would do lol

there is no folly of the beasts of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men

Grave Encounters continues to be GOATd

*The year is 2016 in Skeletoronto* Skeleton: Say, what happened to that actor from Degrassi? Skeleton Drake: You used to call me on my cell bone.

Veni, Veni, Veni: An Historical Overview of Ancient Roman Bukkake Practices

This site is running like its being maintained by AI

Damn I was about to buy some magic singles but prices are crazy rn... kinda glad Im mostly out? $500 a box and $100 for a single card I'd rather invest in the business ://

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