I'm in an incredibly rare instance in my life where I'd have to admit I had hope for a Vivziepop project and was incredibly disappointed.

The most Seattle thing happened to me today. Korean restaurant cashier asked me if I read Homestuck unprompted.

People talk about "I can visualize an apple in HD" and the whole time they have a 6head, 7head, 8head, BUNCH and a thinning hairline to accentuate it. You can probably visualize an actual tesseract with a head that big.

I learned that there’s an actual individual artist/creator behind Labubu and their art is really nice. twitter.com/kasinglung

What if the Movie Movie trend reached video games in the 2000s and we got shit like INDIE GAME where it's super mean spirited and it has a parody character called Yume Dookie?

Watching Documentary Now and my brain melted in my skull when I saw it.

mantrabeeg.bigcartel.com I have original sketches of my comics on sale

Millennials when their child gets lung cancer: "Erm, crossing that one off of my apocalypse bingo card"

Yes, science is a method, a process to extract the concretely real out of chaos and unknowable patterns, what you lose faith in is the way science has been systematized, the artificial hierarchy that the sciences have adhered to has undermined innovations that would be inconvenient for the hierarchy

No, we're not fucking with you... New episode of the Post Modern Art Podcast with special guest @katiknitt.bsky.social premieres Thursday, September 18th, 9 PM EST/6 PM PST on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and most #podcast platforms.

@hausofdecline.bsky.social drew fanart of VileVille!

What if there was a Sam Jekyll and he was a leftist who held almost the exact same beliefs due to horseshoe theory?

German LARPers will look you dead in the eye and tell you that a techno song that's still a staple of every gay club in Europe is a "trve Aryan classic"

What if she was called Ayn RANDOM and wrote a book called "Teh Potatohead" XD

I'm selling stuff on Fiverr to get some money, please hit me up.

"Wow, this is like that scene from The Piano Teacher," said the cinephile who cut himself while shaving his balls.

Alex Jones once said "I'm not white, I'm AJ" and he proceeded to make murder legal in the state of Texas.

My Dad asked me "So that Minneapolis shooter was part of a group of queer fascists. You're not one of them are you?" with honest concern. Maybe I should expedite shipping on my passport, and call the Indian visa department and tell them "We're on the brink of the dumbest civil war ever".

Getting to write "pulsate" in any work of science fiction feels fucking amazing.

Got kicked out of the Eyes Wide Shut party for playing Cbat on the piano.

Dad read an article about Disney wanting original ideas to bring back Gen Z crowd and he told me "You could bring something to the table, I think. From what I know about you, Disney should be making gritty dramas".

Low-key hope that if I install enough software on my Windows 98 computer, I can abandon the modern enshittified internet entirely.

John Major banned this film in the UK because it opens with lesbian sex and he got so hard he couldn't breathe.

I truly and honestly believe that reality television and big budget films make you an objectively worse person. And yes, this includes my dad.

There's gotta be at least ONE furry in O'Block

God didn't tell you not to worship false idols so you can create an AI generated cathedral to the guy Left Behind warned you about.

Instagram is like portable Los Angeles. Not the nice parts, just the gentrified bits with influencers who believe the Earth is hollow.

If those rich idiots go to Mars without us, may their inbred space children be smart enough to kill their parents. Amen.

I've been having some of the worst nightmares lately and I'm still able to make my comics funny so maybe HP Lovecraft was a lil bitch.

Guy at the Pianist re-screening yelled "chicken jockey" so loud that it caused Jewish 9/11 in the Alamo Drafthouse.

Andrew Dice Clay should be forced to sit through a Matt Rife special as punishment for the comedians he created.

I'm so glad my town's water supply is getting drained by data centers so that perverted femcels can have Palantir sponsored foot massages from an anime character of their choosing.

British transphobes when their PM passes the "We're burning down the Wikipedia servers at midnight in the name of a shitty fantasy author Act"

It feels like we should be making a bigger deal of “we actually did in fact find a cure for AIDS”

Collective Shout is definitive proof that terfs aren't feminists.

"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which." - Animal Farm

OK, we're 100% sure the cops are lying. We're starting to think the drunk guy got the Mexican guy deported. The plausible deniability makes this shit horrifying. Fuck this country.

OK... I made a post about how me and a couple of friends thought this was a deportation, but it turns out this was a white guy that got really drunk and high and swung at a cop. My bad. Bit worried they're lying though, because of the truck.

this the gif they'll be posting after hulk hogan died with absolutely no consequences for his actions

god felt bad about taking ozzy so he took hulk hogan too

How it feels to watch Eddington:

www.youtube.com/live/TC0_AvX... streaming

I used to like We Built This City as a kid because it was the closest thing to the annoyance of 2000s pop music coming from the 80s, and i think that's beautifully insulting. We built this city on loudness wars.

Just noticed we've reached a point where the people who look like the first guy are actually kind and rational people, and people looking like the second guy are usually right-wing tech-bros who are hated for a generally valid reason.