What if there was an Atlanta version of The Iliad called "The Trilliad" and as the book progressed it became increasingly obvious that it was written by a white dude from Calgary who wasn't expecting anyone to actually read it?

A Busta Rhymes x The Alchemist album would be so good that it actually kills people.

Imagine if you will, a Conner O'Malley ventriloquist dummy puppeteered by Tim Robinson.

I like how the Simpsons answer to homophobia was "the series was starting to get kinda shitty, but here's John Waters telling Homer he shouldn't be homophobic." and Family Guy has an episode where Brian was about to kill the mayor for trying to get an anti-gay law passed.

When Barenaked Ladies released that music video about getting canceled.

2 months later, I realize this is just Vernon Chatman; creator of Wonder Showzen and Xavier Renegade Angel.

Now that the honeymoon phase is over, y'all think the CIA is gonna assassinate Mamdani and distract the masses with a Taylor Swift concert same way they did Lumumba?

Why does this buge look like it's supposed to be prehistoric? Deeply unserious animal.

They say rock smashed scissors and that's why he quiet.

Mr Science says that Children Of Men would become real if one too many dudes said "Swear on my Mama's LIFE I wasn't beating my shit to Chica porn in the 8th grade".

I have to get to eBaum's World before the Saudi princes get to it first.

50 Cent becoming a landlord for an entire town made me realize I want to buy eBaum's World for, like, 50 bucks and see if I can turn it into something more evil than FaceBook.

I want to see Mike and Jay from @redlettermedia.com give this movie a bigger audience the same way they did for Dinner In America.

Average Intelligence Man: I like to play and draw! :) Above Average Intelligence Man: I'm going to bring forth a biblical apocalypse with Ring cameras and fire breathing robot dogs Incredible Intelligence Man: I like to play and draw! :)

my name is bro….

Can anyone find that ambient piece at the end of this video?

The existence of a findom implies the existence of a freemiumdom

Swizz Beats if he was a tree: It's me, birches.

Found out the tape warble in that crawling gnome song was actually authentic and actually recorded on a tape deck.

I like how chickens still think they're dinosaurs but ducks know they are adorable and awesome.

Why did he make it look like a Nazi tattoo?

Utter travesty that the Yo-Kai Watch anime has more fart jokes than the Beyblade anime when Beyblade's slogan is literally "Let it rip".

Is that Patton Oswalt?

I'm in an incredibly rare instance in my life where I'd have to admit I had hope for a Vivziepop project and was incredibly disappointed.

The most Seattle thing happened to me today. Korean restaurant cashier asked me if I read Homestuck unprompted.

People talk about "I can visualize an apple in HD" and the whole time they have a 6head, 7head, 8head, BUNCH and a thinning hairline to accentuate it. You can probably visualize an actual tesseract with a head that big.

I learned that there’s an actual individual artist/creator behind Labubu and their art is really nice. twitter.com/kasinglung

What if the Movie Movie trend reached video games in the 2000s and we got shit like INDIE GAME where it's super mean spirited and it has a parody character called Yume Dookie?

Watching Documentary Now and my brain melted in my skull when I saw it.

mantrabeeg.bigcartel.com I have original sketches of my comics on sale

Millennials when their child gets lung cancer: "Erm, crossing that one off of my apocalypse bingo card"

Yes, science is a method, a process to extract the concretely real out of chaos and unknowable patterns, what you lose faith in is the way science has been systematized, the artificial hierarchy that the sciences have adhered to has undermined innovations that would be inconvenient for the hierarchy

No, we're not fucking with you... New episode of the Post Modern Art Podcast with special guest @katiknitt.bsky.social premieres Thursday, September 18th, 9 PM EST/6 PM PST on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and most #podcast platforms.

@hausofdecline.bsky.social drew fanart of VileVille!

What if there was a Sam Jekyll and he was a leftist who held almost the exact same beliefs due to horseshoe theory?

German LARPers will look you dead in the eye and tell you that a techno song that's still a staple of every gay club in Europe is a "trve Aryan classic"

What if she was called Ayn RANDOM and wrote a book called "Teh Potatohead" XD

I'm selling stuff on Fiverr to get some money, please hit me up.

"Wow, this is like that scene from The Piano Teacher," said the cinephile who cut himself while shaving his balls.

Alex Jones once said "I'm not white, I'm AJ" and he proceeded to make murder legal in the state of Texas.

My Dad asked me "So that Minneapolis shooter was part of a group of queer fascists. You're not one of them are you?" with honest concern. Maybe I should expedite shipping on my passport, and call the Indian visa department and tell them "We're on the brink of the dumbest civil war ever".

Getting to write "pulsate" in any work of science fiction feels fucking amazing.

Got kicked out of the Eyes Wide Shut party for playing Cbat on the piano.

Dad read an article about Disney wanting original ideas to bring back Gen Z crowd and he told me "You could bring something to the table, I think. From what I know about you, Disney should be making gritty dramas".

Low-key hope that if I install enough software on my Windows 98 computer, I can abandon the modern enshittified internet entirely.

John Major banned this film in the UK because it opens with lesbian sex and he got so hard he couldn't breathe.

I truly and honestly believe that reality television and big budget films make you an objectively worse person. And yes, this includes my dad.

There's gotta be at least ONE furry in O'Block