Hey Sandal @davewagner.bsky.social I am in a cat cafe in France - your cousin wanted me to tell you “Bonjour”

Did you know that bots are now responsible for over half of all internet traffic? With a staggering 1,000 automated requests for every human action, the online landscape is changing rapidly. What does this mean for our digital future? 🤖

the ads just write themselves tbh just film the gold plated horses ass with a your tax dollars at work

At a 15% higher price than last year!

Prince William’s hammer-and-nail fail went viral after his own office posted it!! www.celebitchy.com/978468/

I Googled my symptoms... Turns out 1 need to quit my job and stay home with my cat 🐈

well done william

ALERT: DC watchdog group C.R.E.W. files suit seeking court order to HALT Trump $1.7 billion slush fund Suit: "The slush Fund is a jaw-dropping act of presidential corruption. And it is brazenly illegal. Unlike prior victim compensation funds, it was not authorized by Congress"

Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

WHY AM I BEING CALLED OUT HERE I DON'T UNDERSTAND Also our garage door is fine Almost as fine as my new guitar

Oh no, can anyone help? Anyone in the Maine area?

The Roberts Court, the Trump White House, and the national GOP are acting like this is their one big shot. Either they secure the lasting end of US Constitutional democracy, or they’re in very serious trouble from the backlash. And they’ve already gone so far that there’s no other possibility.

The best outcome from Covid would have been permanent work from home for everyone who could. The impact on climate, transit, housing costs and on and on would have been immense. But nope, we had to prop up CRE and companies had to order back to office to get a bunch of ‘low performers’ to quit

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Donald Trump called ABC’s Rachel Scott a ‘bitch’ when she asked about gas prices www.celebitchy.com/976046/

An important point to remember for today's elections in Scotland, Wales and England:

Iván Herrera drives in 3 runs as the @Cardinals get the victory over Milwaukee!

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

The Sandy Hook families are seeking emergency relief, asking for resolution in several courts, because this obviously harms their ability to collect the $1.4 billion they're owed from Jones and InfoWars. We're hopeful they will resolve this immediately so we can take over and pay these families.

Nolan Gorman and Alec Burleson homer, Jordan Walker goes 4-for-4 and the @Cardinals are winners of 5 in a row!

i was told by john roberts and sam alito that racism is over so i won't worry about white republicans in the south jumping over themselves to end black political representation wherever they can

So many people urge us to vote if we are dissatisfied with our democracy. And yes voting matters. But as today’s Supreme Court ruling tells us, it’s not that simple. Not everyone who should have the right to vote can exercise that right.

I mean ... Heller, Citizens United, Shelby County, Burwell, Trump v. Hawaii, Brnovich, Dobbs, Trump v US, Callais ... That's a steady stream of radical rulings from a guy who pretended he had no agenda and promised he'd only call balls and strikes. He's a partisan hack, pure and simple.

thanks for literally nothing

they are so close to getting it kai tbh

EXCLUSIVE: The SPLC indictment, the Klan history behind it, and the ignominy of Todd Blanche. Another dark day for DOJ. Tonight, at Law Dork:

Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19): NYT: 5 of 58 WashPost: 1 of 43 WSJ: 0 of 40 AP: 0 of 26 CNN Wire: 0 of 18 NY Post: 0 of 17 Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4 LA Times: 0 of 4 Boston Globe: 0 of 2

@jelenawoehr.bsky.social pls spread to your local networks!

between them and Starbucks it’s a wild time out here for the reality of corporate malevolence finally cracking through the previously impenetrable protective shield of excellent marketing

Never ever ever ever idolize politicians ever.

Night night sweet dreamies Don’t carry anger and hate in your heart for too long… It weighs you down far more than the people it’s aimed at. Protect your peace. 🤍

i am whispering “come to california” to him

hmm, what if i told you that it wasn’t

trump toady hassett tried to blame biden lol

(40 minutes later) hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gallll

It’s pretty interesting to compare Easter messages from political leaders and then consider which ones the media treats as being out of the mainstream or dangerous

100 percent tariff on... medicine? I'm telling you, one of the best arguments that Republicans are planning to steal the election is that they're actively trying to lose it.

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

I was at a #NoKings rally yesterday and rather than writing another essay about why this matters I will just say that it is pure joy to meet the people who want to stand out and the people who are doing the work. Thank you.

At least 8 million people turned out at more than 3,300 'No Kings' protests across all 50 states Saturday, according to the No Kings Coalition.
 Organizers say protests Saturday were the largest single-day nationwide demonstrations in U.S. history.

Some people are disdainful of folks participating in No Kings rallies. But I feel they would be disdainful of me no matter what, and I don’t feel there’s much to be gained from their approval. Seems like a win-win.

hello what did i miss tell me every thing

it’s possible to like something as a kid and then change your mind after learning one additional thing about the world. you are allowed to say “actually turns out that sucked” no one can arrest you for that, yet

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NEW: WebinarTV, a company that bills itself as “a search engine for the best webinars,” is secretly scanning the internet for Zoom meeting links, recording the calls, and turning them into AI-generated podcasts for profit. @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social reports:

The legal battle over whether Missouri's new gerrymander will be used this year, even if the 'veto referendum' appears to have collected enough signatures, continues. missouriindependent.com/2026/03/23/m...

New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know