breaking sam news: today I’m joining the Tavus design team to facilitate human-computer peace negotiations. for real though, I’m very excited about this and can’t wait to get started whenever i finish breakfast. www.tavus.io

do you think when wolf blitzer has surgery, his surgeon has a graphics package that says “INCISION 2025”

i beg to differ

having to order anything at a new restaurant is humiliating. i'll have the “Big Mama’s Zesty Cajun Avocado Explosion Turkey Burger”

drag race season 18 is just gonna be b2b saas hell. mini challenge “Sissy That Auth” sponsored by Okta

call me a Pakistani Meta AI hater the way I be asking isllamabad

nyc apartment lottery will email you saying there’s an exciting new 2-bedroom for $3000, and you open it to see it’s at 2847 Beach 197th Street in Far Rockaway

dont hmu real ones know what’s up

We wanted to shout out our friend and Lickability alum, @samhenri.gold, and spotlight a couple things he’s written, been working on, or brought to our attention lately! First: an in-depth look at how he finds and crushes bugs in iOS apps he’s developed. samhenri.gold/blog/2025092...

bearish on cinematic onboardings. get out of my way, i have things to do

hey wanna see something kinda interesting? this was the entire fix to the iPhone Antennagate in 2010. 20 bytes.

HTTP code 3OH3: She wants to touch me (whoa) She wants to love me (whoa) She'll never leave me (whoa, whoa, oh, oh)

at the end of the day, what is “spineless” if not “boneless”. spineless wings, boneless politicians

oh work

not to get political but what's your favorite way to resize an NSImage

how many hours of oxygen left on the titan submersible?

the AOL dialup shutdown is today, I’m curious what the technical rollout looked like. like are they keeping connections alive for current sessions? how long will those persist? was it just a plug pull for everyone at a certain minute? what if i have a really big download in progress?

it’s with a heavy heart to inform you that i’m back on my bullshit

knowledge base (+ some alt copy that I didn’t like as much)

Been playing w an old iPhone this weekend, testing which apps still work. Pandora works flawlessly. Like zero hitches. Nice job Pandora.

lmao someone just took someone i said at face value. you fool. you absolute buffoon.

and just like that, i’m transported back to sitting in the back seat of my moms Acura MDX, getting picked up early from elementary school after throwing up in gym class

I hereby propose Daily Daylight Savings. Turn those clocks back every morning. Imagine how much we could accomplish with an extra hour each day.

there’s a project that bridges Bluesky with the Twitter API v1 so you can just point an old Twitter app at the proxy and boom it’s 2011 again babyyyyy

btw this was the last time i felt joy

(emerging from my sensory deprivation chamber with the perfect joke) DROBO COP aw fuck they shut down???? alright back in the chamber

If you haven't checked in on Xiomi in a while it's worth taking a look at their upcoming OS landing page. You gotta appreciate their commitment to the bit. The word "flagrant" comes to mind www.mi.com/global/hyper...

it’s with a heavy heart that i must announce swag is back. this goes insanely hard. unbridled heat.

This detail work is the difference between a good app and a great app. I put so much detail work into Wheelie and still probably missed 3/5 of these. Also the Bluesky app has the “paste file path instead of image” bug when you paste an image copied from Messages.

New blog: How I find bugs in my own iOS apps and how you can find bugs in yours samhenri.gold/blog/2025092...

I'll be earnest for a second to suggest a reading path if you're interested about this. In order of priority, so if you only have time for, say, two books, just get the first two. These are minimally abstract/artsy, all rooted in applied principles. www.goodreads.com/review/list/...

we settled the “should designers write code” debate years ago. now it’s time for retribution. engineers: you’re learning color theory, type hierarchy, grid systems, copywriting, and navigation design. welcome to hell

Erm…so that just happened. *nervous laugh* Okay but like… that’s a thing now? That’s… that’s actually happening? ummmm he’s right behind me, isn’t he? This is fine. Everything is fine. I’m fine. We’re all fine here. Erm…should I be concerned? But like… *gestures vaguely*…this seems concerning?

don’t care, didn’t ask. stg these are the most fragile people in the world

right to repair folks eat your heart out

referring to one’s juicy dumper as their “iconic plateau”

thinking about this dynamic today for no reason in particular

hard to express how quickly I would devour a modern version of this archive.org/details/insi...

going through my youtube liked videos from my old account. i liked this in 2011 when I was 9. idk man this probably broke my psyche in some unexplainable ways youtu.be/9WZGyzz5O-U

cancel your preorders, the new iphones are going to explode and kill you instantly

when they wanna name a new gay club they just pick a random blender setting and go with that. pulse. purée. crush ice. whip.

2016 LA probably went crazy. lease a G Wagon, get yourself one of those urban outfitters phone cases with the selfie light and a starbucks drink with 70g of sugar

dude im dying. its the weed number. no you’re not getting it: its the number of WEED. lol. lmao. dude im pissing myself this is CRAZY ahaha damn absolutely wild lol

Nobody’s Son – Sabrina Carpenter kinda reminds me of Stars Are Blind

FAMILY GROUP CHAT IS AMPED UP FOR THE APPLE EVENT

new web stack: NERF No JS Excel as the database Rawdogging HTML FTP deployment

you know what? fuck it. theremin mode. github.com/samhenrigold...