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absurdism is just surrealism wearing a duck

if i continue to drink milk, god will reincarnate me as a touchscreen on an airplane seat headrest

my favorite part of hobbit 2 is when dumbledore says "YOU CANNOT PASS" and sends that scary dragon to the shadow dimension

not excited to explain why we call them “quadrilaterals” instead of “tetragons”

Good actionable pondering on coming up titles that people will click on and word-of-mouth spread. https://taylor.town/how-to-title

TIL that central California has been covered in fog for the past month: weather.com/news/weather...

cheese cubes are the milk version of ice cubes

the only thing worse than finding a fortune in your cookie is finding half a fortune in your cookie

any nix enthusiasts looking for a part-time gig? my friend is hiring for a rad project

hey siri how do i perform a hostile takeover

cloud computing? more like CLOWN computing 😂😂🤪😂

We need a money emoji with bat wings

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A lady crosses the street with her left tit hanging out. Somebody says to her, "Excuse me, ma'am, but your left breast is exposed." She covers her humungous areola and exclaims, "Whoops, I left my baby on the bus!"

In Home Alone XI, Macaulay Culkin blinds God using mischievous squirt guns filled with hydrochloric acid.

aerospace-grade baguette

excited to announce that i’m officially a cartoon villain. thank you for all the love and support

the abominable showman

how many calories in a tide pod

it's crazy how much weight training has changed between schwarzenegger and karpathy

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I will perform a solo burlesque show called Strip of Theseus, where I slowly replace articles of clothing until I’m wearing an identical costume with none of its original components

House of Suns is sci-fi at its finest. I highly recommend it.