Sandwich case a wrap as hero found not guilty; jury determines government’s case a turkey, claims ICE testimony didn’t cut the mustard

Locked in, get me out of this socialist hellhole

The verdict mustard be unanimous

I love when everyone stands up as soon as we enter the tunnel. You’ve got like 10 minutes bb, sit down.

This whole album is fun but I think Blank Space is the standout

I love the Acela. Reserved seating and everyone acts like they’ve been here before. The NE Regional seating situation is barbaric.

Good morning to be taking the train to NYC

if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living

roses are red big laughs are hearty

Support local businesses. New hardware store day!

My newest pet peeve about vegan options at restaurants is restaurants that just say "veg or vegan option available". That's not helpful! That's a roll of the dice, which is stinky way to go out to dinner!

Because cheating in school isn’t real once you’re more than 18 years old

Next NJ republican that texts me about voting tomorrow is receiving a closeup photo of a butthole

Thank god. 26.0 has been ROUGH.

Getting a big cartoon hammer and writing "standard time" on it and using it to bonk anyone who says "daylight saving(s)" this week

The core issue is that there is simply not a lot of daylight in the winter, and maybe our current window is less optimal than the previous window

What do you like to make for dinner? I need new ideas.

Damn

If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE

I’ve had so much sugar, I’m going to aggressively overdose on sodium and MSG this weekend

Attention Bryan fans!! There's a group of Wikipedians called WikiPortraits that takes portraits of public figures and navigates press passes. Volunteer with them if you want to support more Bryans or be your own Bryan! website is wikiportraits.org and the account to follow is @wikiportraits.org

If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)

I’m getting endless texts from New Jersey Republicans and I’m gonna start sending vulgar shit back if they don’t stop soon

YOU FOOLISH MORTAL Two legs standing in the sand (Yeah-heah) From some long-gone ancient land (Long gone ancient land) Gaze upon my works and pray (Oh yeah) I ruled it that way

If you or someone you know needs food assistance, here’s where to find free groceries and meals across the Philadelphia region — and where to donate if you’re looking to help.

I gave money to Philabundance this week. It took two seconds! And my employer doubled my donation! Do it for Pierre

“One pierogi per child” was perfectly executed. It’s the “nachos, Flanders style“ of that joke. You cannot post a better version. Every other version is an inferior imitation.

A little chilly but still a nice afternoon for some errands

Longtime WMMR-FM host Pierre Robert was found dead in his home Wednesday. He was 70. Beasley Media Group, the station’s parent company, announced Robert’s death in a statement, calling him a “true radio icon.” 🔗 www.inquirer.com/entertainmen...

I think we are in the twilight of WMMR now

Shit

That bodes well share.inquirer.com/ptjrOm

My body is a machine that converts 🛴💨 into 🫨

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If Sun-, Mon-, or Tues- the -day do be, The game is on Peacock or perhaps N- and/or ABC; If Wednesday has come round again, 'Tis wise to check ESPN; Yet if it be long weekend time, Search Disney's sports verticals, but first try searching Prime

the death of xbox leaves open a power vacuum in home consoles and the only corporation rich enough to truly take advantage is apple and you know what that means: pippin boys we coming back

as facilitating “the growth of a diverse and international community of Python programmers” is written directly into our mission and core to our values, so we withdrew our application.

as a condition of funding, we were asked to affirm that we wouldn’t undertake any diversity, equity, and inclusion work, whether or not we used the government funds to do so. The PSF simply couldn’t agree to that statement,

The PSF applied for a $1.5M grant from the US National Science Foundation (NSF) to make innovative improvements to packaging security—and we were recommended for funding! But...

The effects of this fucking administration are going to be felt for generations

I'm definitely a Prompt Engineer.

You can still do it. As a treat.

And, of course, we also offer a T568B shirt to demonstrate the *other* One True Wiring Standard for Ethernet connectors. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ANSI/TI... atp.fm/store#t568b

Next up is one of our nerdiest products ever: the T568A shirt design transforms our logo to demonstrate the One True Wiring Standard for Ethernet connectors. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ANSI/TI... atp.fm/store#t568a