I genuinely know nothing about this Platner dude except that he sucks. Feels like he's way more significant to a certain kind of chronically online person?

Goddamn Peacock game means I have to listen to Ben Davis

Baker will be the only PA announcer in history to work three All Star Games at his own ballpark. It is right that the league do this. Baker has 52 years in the job; he is closing in on Bob Sheppard's 56, and he has all of Sheppard's virtues in his own unique style.

Who's awake in Philadelphia and has an emergency HVAC repair company they like?

Surely sleeping from 4 AM to 11 AM will do wonders for getting me back on East Coast time

Oh OK my body is still going to sleep on an Alaska schedule

I really don’t know if this Info Wars reboot is what the Internet needs right now. Like I think it’s great that the Onion worked hard to take it, but this feels like doing a stand-up bit about complex Starbucks orders in 2026.

If you gave me 1 million guesses I would not have figured out that the Phillies fireworks show last night would have its finale to “Manchild“

I didn’t know he was also a musician

FYI if you have Phillies tickets for tomorrow they are doing courtesy swaps due to the weather, you can call the box office at 215-463-1000.

Jesus these new Acelas can cook. Doing 140 outside New Brunswick, not even on the Princeton straightaway yet.

I woke up at 8am Anchorage time yesterday Flew ANC-JFK overnight ✈️ JFK-Jamaica 🚈 Jamaica-Penn 🚉 Penn-30th 🚄 30th-Fishtown 🐟 😴 🥱 😴

By tomorrow I mean Thursday

Now more than ever

If anyone is feeling particularly psychotic, you can have my two tickets for the Pirates-Phillies game tomorrow, section 423.

lol. lmao even. I guarantee within 5 years Comcast consolidates into the CTC and starts leasing out the Comcast Center. We are seeing the end of a 20-year fantasy that they were a FAANG company.

Go to Alaska and hold some glacier ice while you still can

Last night we went to a bar that had a giant pride flag but also labeled their NA menu section as “for quitters”. Median voter-ass bar.

the last three Phillies-Nationals games were insane

Oh. Wow.

The Phillies are the first team in MLB history to hit a go-ahead HR in the ninth inning of three consecutive games !!! h/t @EliasSports

I have no concept of what time it is. It's 9:30 at home and 5:30 where we're headed, I'm in the air for 3 more hours, and the sun isn't going to set.

They just asked everyone to close their window shades because the sun isn't setting on this flight

every hometown's got the ominous megastructure, what's yours?

Last night was the last time I will see darkness until July 1

ONE FROGGY EVENING (1955)

🎵 inspirational music playing 🎵 Your days don't have to be hard. Ask your doctor about Ribalta.

hi @colin.hoagie.fun ! thanks for the kind hello!! hello back from north-rhine westphalia, germany! GO BIRDS!

disrupt my day call me, leave me a voicemail or send me a fax line.supitszaire.com

I'm about a month in to the worst long covid flare I've had since starting treatment and I assuredly do not recommend this

When Gemini is trying to figure something out and starts running sqlite commands, that's when it's time to ctrl+c as fast as possible

2009-2011 Philly Twitter is directly responsible for like 85% of my current friendships. Second place is probably the MMORPG I was playing around 1998 that was written in VB6.

National games are a curse for the commentary. Even the NBC Sports guys are awful.

I bought an Instax mini 11 camera at Circle Thrift that was broken. I tried to fix it. I didn’t fix it, but I did shock the shit out of myself when I touched a capacitor.

Go soccer

My favorite thing about watching the BBC feed of these games is that the commentators just shut up and let the game unfold

So we gave up Taryn and her fire fits for a Ben Davis whose level of sweat could be described as "increasingly concerning"

This might be the best example I've ever seen of what a Magic Eye actually looks like. I couldn't see them at all until I was almost 30.

The Moose out front should've told you

Ever notice it's only ever Pride Night that these assholes have a problem with?

In 1996 my 5th grade class wanted to watch the Yankees World Series parade, and my teacher gave us all a speech about how Jonas Salk never got a parade for inventing the polio vaccine, then made us all write an essay.

These $25 check-in offers are one of the best promotions the Phillies have done in a long time

It drives me insane that SEPTA doesn't hold connections at City Hall after stadium events. Last night the northbound express B and the eastbound L arrived at the same time. They don't hold either, so everyone transferring has to wait fourteen minutes. We have two train lines! This shouldn't be hard!

I just got the pregame email for tomorrow's Phillies game and theres literally nothing in it except the bag policy, lol

A weekend at Knoebels

I'm watching the BBC feed of the game and they said that it's "just a home run away from the Phillies baseball ground"

Camping is a reminder of how horny birds are at 4:30 AM

It’s so funny to me how everyone simultaneously touts the sports complex all being in the same parking lot like some huge advantage but as soon as there’s a World Cup game everyone’s like wow holy shit this is gonna be impossible to get in and out of

I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING THIS ASSHOLE EVERY GODDAMN DAY FOR THE LAST DECADE I JUST WANT TO SEE THE KNICKS HIGHLIGHTS