pythagoras looking down on us still calling it a theorem even though we proved it but dont have the balls to call it a law

it wasnt just diarrhea it was the crapture

your poop is full of bacteria the good kind sometimes things go bad tho and you get bad bacteria in there its actually a competition which is why fecal inoculation works the good bacteria outgrow the bad anyway your colon is actually bacteria thunderdome have a good weekend

baby forward ribs

changing my name to Willand Testament so i can show up and take your shit when you die

at least they are honest

telling my dad the kids want universal basic income for their birthday

Say hi to Wesley. His favorite key is CATS LOCK.

here, I tell you what, in honor the Hackers anniversary have a documentary about hackers from 1994 that 1) kicks ass, 2) has honestly nearly as good a soundtrack as Hackers the movie 3) has me (briefly) and my friends in it and 4) was I know for certain part of the Hackers filmmaker's research

“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys

all those sci-fi novelists that predicted an AI-driven apocalypse did not imagine that it would come in the form of the amplification of stupid falsehoods and preying on human laziness

Remember on February 14th, flags at half-mast for National Impotence Day www.daysoftheyear.com/days/nationa...

*discovers the cookies are gone* HOW CAN I POLITICIZE THIS

SECDEF sees this as an opportunity to “purify” the military.

the slug of fortitude smiles upon you this morning

‘we must reject political violence in all forms’ — politicians who are in charge of violence

eat shit. you’re the reason democrats aren’t getting elected.

so this happened today www.denverpost.com/2025/09/10/e...

i wonder how cryptocurrency is doing *checks*

If you think marketing isn't important in the privacy space- try to convince your dentist to use Tor. I'm guessing they've heard horror stories about the dark web. Control your data- but also control the narrative.

try the new DQ Glizzard (tm) hot dog flavored frozen treat

People from all over are showing up for DC. This is not a moment. It’s a movement. We are united in our demands. We are all DC! #FreeDC

www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/it-s-time-... THE BIGGEST NEWS SINCE CULT OF THE DEAD COW GAVE RONALD REAGAN ALZHEIMER'S

Call me MD5 because I am really insecure

how long until the president declares war on all our previous presidents

Why the Texas AG is trying to lock me up and what we're doing to fight back and win. open.substack.com/pub/betoorou...

PB&J is stored in the balls

carbon dating in the modern age has given rise to carbon ghosting

make spheres of bread filled with peanut butter and jelly like an uncrustable but round and then bake em call em toasticles

cDc SUPPORTS STAFF AT OUR DIFFERENTLY CAPITALIZED ORGANIZATIONAL HOMONYM WHO ARE WALKING OUT IN RESPONSE TO FASCIST OVERREACH

what the fuck is up with people who say they hate communism but then are okay with a dictatorship

totally normal investor email

fixed it for u

does a bear shit in the woods is the pope catholic no but the pope might bereshit in the woods

dq livers

dont threaten me with a goo time

this was a fun one, happy about my overall move choices

We have a new fundraiser “Assault with a Deli Weapon”, this time all profits go to the EFF @eff.org www.bonfire.com/assault-with...

i love olive garden breastdicks

me when i need to chill

apparently it is arresting black kids time

sending in the national guard so i don't have to do meetings this morning

“garfield minion 🤔” 😮‍💨 Yeah i did that…

totally normal sign

i found the forbidden fluid

🎶 say you say me say it together fuck nazis 🎵

there is general tso’s chicken so why not admiral john’s hot dog

with tsa precheck you no longer need to remove your skin