happy to report that this bargain brand chinese mushroom coffee contains none

8 Democrats caved to reopen the government. 8 Democrats that are NOT up for reelection next year. 🧵

Just arrived: Advance copies of the first revised edition of Cult of the Dead Cow.

we all have that thing that has a USB-C charging port but only charges with a USB-A to USB-C cable because people are fucking abusing USB-C and to make shitty things cheaper

Remember to upgrade to Rust Pro from Rust Community Edition so you don't have to keep mining BorrowCoin

fucking lol

Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...

i am probably lurking in that chat you know how to summon me

but i just met 'er people.com/tillamook-an...

nbc called it too

Winner called: Nov. 4, 2025 at 7:59 p.m. ET Spanberger (D) will be governor of Virginia. www.vpm.org/npr-news/202...

Relevant to a lot of folks right now, posted here for historical pedanticism: quoteinvestigator.com/2022/05/02/n... 1896: The only barrier between us and anarchy is the last nine meals we’ve had. (Alfred Henry Lewis)

american politics is a self-lowering bar

got new insurance at work is this bad, fam

i have to admit something i was a total AI bro when i was 9

i’m full of s i’m full of p

leatherman squirt

sour baby jesus

i would like to inform you that if you have those essential oil 'nasal sticks' and they have expired you should think twice about using them because the oil leaks out of the little cotton stick thing inside and forms a puddle then you snort up a wad of cinnamon oil and that is suboptimal

i whooped batmans ass

DNS means DeezNutS

So yea, apparently that illegal donation to 'fund the troops' came from Timothy Mellon: www.cnbc.com/2025/10/25/t... His father, Paul Mellon is on the Epstein flight logs from 1998. ia801606.us.archive.org/30/items/eps... Not saying it's a bribe, or hush money, or blackmail, but it could be.

scooby doo toilet or whatever the kids are saying

this morning i woke up and chose smellmaxxing

“History,” it has been said, “does not repeat itself. The historians repeat one another.” -- Max Beerbohm In fact, this how history works. If we don't repeat ourselves, and make people hear, we lose the truth and we lose ourselves. Ask the Native Americans if they have seen this before.

I cant wait to be walking down the streets of Portland and find a bunch of wayward RoboICE stuck at the end of a one way street trying to tackle a trash can

here's just the sad parts of "don't worry, be happy" In every life we have some trouble But when you worry you make it double Ain't got no place to lay your head Somebody came and took your bed The landlord say your rent is late He may have to litigate

you know what would not surprise me would be if there was an actual throne installed in that ballroom

the existence of a fractional CISO implies the existence of an irrational CISO

general toes chicken

funny how the people who sling around words like beta and cuck can't wait to grovel at the feet of a king

i propose that the mathematical set of positive integers that are larger than some x be called 'big naturals'

Social network where all posts and comments have to be approved by some percentage of your mutuals before they are made public and the people who approved them are listed on the post

social network where you can only make one post and one comment per day

i regret to inform you that garfield took ozempic and now has to deal with a ton of loose skin he is unrecognizable

gotta say twitter/x is slow as hell these days

If you’re looking to support a nonprofit who aims to equip the masses to, “Take Back Control” might I suggest Veilid? hack.xxx/collections/...

We are never gonna give in, give up, roll over, or bend the knee. We are gonna fight and we are gonna win. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNsQ...

antifa needs a cute little tamagotchi app with a frog that pops up occasionally that encourages community action and socialist policy education and taking care of each other call it 'our frog' and lets get that bread kids

my energy today

schools always like to make extra work for no reason kids have some day tomorrow where they have to wear ORANGE like ok thats fun lets find something fucking orange gonna send them in wearing a bunch of stuff from northern ireland and see if anyone notices

pumpernickel but i just met er

updated

In today's edition of armchair etymology, the word 'evangelist' comes from the Greek word euangelistes, meaning "bringer of good news". It combines εὖ ("good/well") and ἄγγελος ("angel/messenger"). Insofar that we have this culture of 'tech evangelists' pumping things up before they are ready...

the future we're getting is the one where human jobs are cleaning up after AI failures

Pretty damn inspiring. Check out all these No Kings events taking place throughout Texas on Saturday. Reply with where you’ll be organizing or find an event near you at NoKings.org

im too cheap for therapy so tune in tomorrow for more dildog bitchtime