In CA (but not everywhere), it’s illegal for cars to enter bike w rare exceptions. When Waymo does it there, it’s breaking the law. Doing so is also super dangerous. A SF cyclist is suing Waymo for dooring her after blocking a bike lane. She says she landed on a SECOND Waymo blocking the lane.

If you search online, you'll find lots of pictures and videos of Waymos blocking bike lanes, especially in San Francisco. It’s so common (and controversial) that SF Chronicle did a story about it.

The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049 vs the Toronto skyline from right now.

Make no mistake: This is hacktivism.

I miss hair.

HapppPPPy cDc day, skeetr0nz!!one! It's that most magical day of the year, once again! To celebrate this year, in addition to 7-11 handing out free slurpees in our honor, CULT OF THE DEAD COW itself has decided to reveal a couple more clues to the location of (one of) the herd's treasures!

DEAREST SUPREME LEADER, WE APPLAUD YOUR COURAGE AND MASCULINITY OF CHOOSING TO STAND IN THE HEAT FOR TWO HOURS. DON'T LET THOSE LIBERAL SCUM SEE YOU SWEAT! REMEMBER NOT TO DRINK ANY WATER FOR AT LEAST A DAY BEFORE THE EVENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. -=CULT OF THE DEAD COW=-

Bow to the Cow.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Ri... HEY THERE, K-k0W Ph0rcE and associated baddest of asses! New vid on cDc just dropped! CHECK IT OUT, YOU WACKY KIDZ!

arstechnica.com/security/202... WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.

It rules that the small government people finally get their opportunity to prove we don't need government, and immediately people start dying of things that were eradicated in the 19th Century.

There is a certain irony in cattle people throwing all of their weight behind an administration that promised to be friendly to rancher politics, only for that administration to allow a hideous cattle parasite to make it into Texas because cooperating with Mexico is woke and gay

SEEMS LIKE SOME FOLKS HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW STYLEGUIDE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS.

HOT NEW STYLEGUIDE ENTRY JUST DROPPED

REMEMBER, KIDZ! CULT OF THE DEAD COW styleguide sez: Two spaces after every sentence-ending period is the only correct way to render text, and that prepositions are always fine to end a sentence with.

Bonus tip from the cDc styleguide: The word formerly spelled "Algorithm" is to now correctly spelled as "Algorhythm".

CULT OF THE DEAD COW would like to note that according to the only styleguide that matters, "a couple of", can mean two OR three, but never four or more.

DDoSecrets is doing the fucking work.

github.com/cyberpapiii/... Make no mistake -- This is also hacktivism.

CULT OF THE DEAD COW would like to note that according to the only styleguide that matters, "a couple of", can mean two OR three, but never four or more.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnGc... HEY THERE BUCKAROOZ! IT'S ANOTHER TREASURE FROM THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW MEDIA VAULT (LOCATED SOMEWHERE UNDER THE ANDORRAN WILDERNESS)! CHECK CHECK CHECK IT OUT! or don't. I mean, you do you, homeslice.

Once again we have come to the most fool-pitying day of the year! HAPPY 74TH BIRTHDAY TO CULT OF THE DEAD COW'S PATRON SAINT!!!1!

cyberscoop.com/github-inter... WELL THAT DOESN'T SEEM GREAT.

www.cyera.com/research/ble... Thanks, Ollama.

Uff da. Requires local access (or RCE), but... man, I don't think I've seen a promote-to-root vuln that easy to exploit in >20 years.

copy.fail THANKS, I HATE IT.

In relevant news... HAPPY MUSSOLINI DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!

thecybersecguru.com/news/polymar... OH. OH NO. WHAT A SHAME. ...anyway.

cyberscoop.com/vercel-secur... I say again:  We are living in the dumbest cyberdystopia.

Gary Larson, predicting the future in 1987.

Watch the full episode: youtu.be/6_NLr2O4SRA

The first thing we can teach you is that "Cyber" is not a noun.

DEAD COW NEWS!

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

www.theregister.com/2026/04/07/a... WELL THAT DOESN'T SEEM GREAT.

The post-quantum cryptography timeline accelerating at the same time that mythos is creating mass CVEs is really threatening to alter my roadmaps

Mine: If you, as an infosec professional, have any "internet-of-things" or "smart home" devices connected to any network that any device that contains or interacts with sensitive data connects to... Than I absolutely do not trust your infosec expertise.

The name "Stephen Miller" appears not once in this article and I want to know why. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/07/u...

(watching a movie where a character announces that he will destroy a city if they don't meet his specific demands by a certain deadline) oh that's probably the good guy in this movie

I don’t want to hear about brave and conflicted service members I want to hear about people sacrificing their careers to do the right thing

Hey, speaking of War Powers, we're on Day 38 of 60 before Congress either needs to give their assent or a drawdown must start. That's 22 days left, and I think 3 weeks to accomplish _something_ worth bragging about is starting to seem tight.

apnews.com/article/nasa... HOUSTON, WE HAVE A POOROBLEM.

CULT OF THE DEAD COW can neither confirm nor deny widespread media reports of our involvement in the design and naming of the K-RAD CUBE recently deployed by the Artemis II moon mission.

dev.to/gabrielanhai... OOPSY DAISY

mashable.com/article/us-f... GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Demonse... CANON.

🤯🤕 "The development comes days after TikTok said it does not plan to introduce E2EE to secure direct messages on the platform, telling BBC News that the technology makes users less safe and that it wants to protect users, especially young people, from harm."

Today would be a good day for it to happen, historically speaking. Just sayin'.

thehackernews.com/2026/03/meta... FAECEBOOK CONTINUES TO SUCK.