timeline cleanse

My wife and I are taking pre-orders if you wanna cop one 🦐✨ www.mimsysstitches.com/shop/p/shimp...

I'll give you three Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah

can I get a Hell Yeah in the chat

Every right wing health trend (raw milk, collagen, tallow, protein in fucking everything, beef liver supplements, etc etc) is just a byproduct of the Beef and Dairy industry, and this is funniest possible outcome

Got outside and played some disc golf with my best friend to work through some feelings. Hitting a 90 ft side arm throw in for birdie makes everything better 🥏

we’re paying more for one person’s memory care than any country in history, folks. no one has ever paid more for memory care than we have. big strong men, tears in their eyes, they come up to me and say “sir, i can’t think of any better way to spend hundreds of millions than on your tomb complex”

Thanks for the campaign ad, Fox!

Project Zomboid players are dismayed because the exploit for 'battle milk' just got patched out. You mix 51% water with whiskey and milk. The whiskey combats the stress debuff, milk provides raw calories/weight maintenance and the water quotient is just enough to trigger the auto drink mechanic.

Nursery mural is done 🥰

One week out from the due date, feeling baby bop around in mom while she rests on the bed next to me. Life is pretty darn magical. I love them both so much.

If I was in the Backrooms I’d just leave. Looks too weird for me

My baby boy is due in two weeks and I'm really looking forward to playing this with him in a few years. Thanks for sharing, Ian!

Last year, miHoYo copied my puzzle game Ouros in Zenless Zone Zero. Because they are a recognized, billion-dollar studio and my game isn't well known, some people are now assuming that their version is the original, and mine is the clone. I hope this video clears that up.

Such a good deal. You would only need to trade 487 gallons of gas for this today rather than 783 gallons of gas back in January.

Trillion dollar product btw!!!!

To appeal more to Republicans, Jared Polis has changed his last name to Fogle.

THE HABS ELIMINATE THE BUFFALO SABRES

Baby

I spent all this fucking time getting this horse to this water and he won't even take a sip? Dipshit equine loser

guy who is mad at Nolan’s Odyssey because it depicts the sea as blue instead of wine-dark

Scott Bessent looking good

Thucydides nuts

Progress on the Animal Crossing themed nursery 🥰

In moments of crisis, we need bold, courageous actions. But boldness does not require shortsightedness and courage doesn't mean concession. Wisconsin deserves a governor who tells the truth about what's coming and plans to take it head on.

Francesca Hong is running for governor of wisconsin as a democratic socialist and I have seen so many yard signs for her in town

MKE friends — Come see me and other artists at the Hyrule Market at Holey Mackerel! in Greenfield. We'll be there from noon to 3pm today!

Made something for a Zelda-themed pop-up I'm doing today 🥰

"we're a commonwealth not a state" grow up!!!!!

Wizardress

A small assortment of #StarWars pieces I've illustrated throughout the years 💕 #MayThe4th #Andor #Ahsoka #ObiWan #art

Jeffrey Dahmer ... the noted exotic meat enthusiast says

No, I'm NOT gonna help you build a bomb! and those jailbreaking attempts DON'T work on me!

This is Miyamoto. In just a moment, at 10pm CT, we will livestream Tucking Jasen Into Bed Direct 5.6.2026. The presentation runs for approximately 450 minutes, and I would be delighted if you could take a look.

Lost by 1 pt bc one question was "Who said 'May the Force be with you' first in A New Hope?" Literally who the fuck is General Jan Dodonna, some Glup Shitto-type character fr

My preferred AI metaphor is actually Asbestos. - Seemingly magical properties - Developed and experimented with to make endless products - Poisoned countless communities in it's creation - Everything it was used for eventually becomes a toxic hazard to mitigate & it's in the fucking walls now

Locking the fuck in for Star Wars trivia at Ope! Brewing Company tonight so I can win a lightsaber for my son (it's for my son's dad [that's me])

I assure you that you do not need to do this

back on tatooine, i worked my uncle's humble moisture farm, where i tended to the vaporators—also known as thirst traps—

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

this brent guy SUCKS

Coming Friday!! Pokopia phone charms & stickers 🩷 #merch #pokemon #pokopia

Calling my shot: Dems are going to sweep the midterms, dramatically flip the House, nearly re-claim the Senate, and John Fetterman will register as a Republican