market people are fucking hilarious you could tell them the moon was discovered to be made out of rare pokemon cards and they'd boost trading cards stock 90000%

Oh, is a gaspricesball happening?

Still processing through tons and tons of games, but here's the official Mokuzai Studio Shed Sale! Tons of retro games from my shed for sale to fix up my shed! Tryin' to sell $3000 worth of games to pay for my shed remodel, so tell your friends! mokuzaistore.myshopify.com/collections/...

we went 113-99 after 2 days of rest, don't make me tap the hat doc

Birthday gift to myself 🎊🥳

i don’t know why everyone is so concerned about the cost of a barrel of oil lol i only change my oil like once a year lemme know when gas goes up lol that’s the stuff i use every day

But soft, what light through yonder hooba stank?

I have become a soulless void, poyo ✨🍰

Please don’t spread misinformation. Tomahawks fly at low altitude. It’s climbing like a THAAD interceptor (we are out of interceptors).

Kristi Noem is out -- good. But let's be clear: The ICE raids continue. The racist agenda is the same. Nothing changed today except the face. The work to build community and mutual aid cannot stop. #abolishICE

I want you all to guess how much Graham Platner’s grandpa’s chair costs

LET'S GOOOO, ON WISCONSIN BABYYY 🧀🐄🍺

Getting my posthumous medal of honor pinned to my X profile after getting obliterated by friendly fire in Operation Epic Chungus

I’ve teamed up with Kalshi to get tricked out of my life savings

Over seven years ago, 1998 Olympian Mike Peplinski had a dream to build a junior team based at his home club in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. Now, that team is about to play for a world championship. My story from last December on the origin of Team Hebert: www.thegrandslamofcurling.com/news/how-tea...

Hey, artist! Quote one art to promote yourself!

What will be the winning message for voters this election season? 1. I will send your kids to die in war so you can pay more for your gasoline. 2. You should be able to afford groceries and healthcare. Tough choices!!

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looking at the history of regime change in iran and taking a big swig of coffee

Best part of this, "WAUKESHA, WI-" LMAOOO

Subbed as the lead for a team in our club's 5U league so they didn't have to forfeit, sweeping 5 rocks solo for 8 ends is one serious workout 😮‍💨 Such a fun game, got really close after a rough 1st end! 🟥2 4 5 6 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 🟨 1 3 8 #curling 🥌🧹

one of the problems with the "prediction markets have social utility" thesis is that acquiring true information to beat the markets works better the *shorter* the timeframe before the rest of the market gets that information because you can cash in more quickly x.com/itslirrato/s...

If someone is telling you to smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day, one of those brands might have less tar but you’re still smoking 3 packs a day and should probably quit smoking

Can't wait for the justifications by Kalshi and Polymarket of people gambling on war crimes to be like "Oh, so it's illegal to have opinions now?!"

Some blackout poetry to process my feelings today

I think bombing an elementary school full of kids is evil, yeah.

Hey Bluesky, does anyone know what the heck they're trying to say here?

Evergreen Holden Bloodfeast moment

Shout out to the person who just bought one of everything from my itch page! You could also be that person if you've got $20. thatsmytrunks.itch.io

Helpful reminder that Anthropic owes me and every author I know like $3k a book.

Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media. Off the top of my head: www.thehandbasket.co 404media.co www.garbageday.email Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.

The type of consolidation that would make oil and rail barons blush

My cats coming out from under the bed for kibble

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

I take it back y'all, may that man be a fucking sieve for the rest of his career

Matt Hamilton going sleeveless at the USA Curling National Championships. Some fashion trends never go out of style. (via USA Curling YouTube)

And now we see the start of the opening ceremony for the 2030 Winter Olympics in France, a mime crying in a box for 4 years

EAT SHIT YOU LOVABLE, KIND PEOPLE

Hellebuyck has been granted direct access to the kingdom of heaven

How make hockey instantly better: a big fucking ball and super acrobatic rocket-powered battle-cars

Wow! 🇨🇦🏒 Connor McDavid has been ritually sacrificed during the 2nd intermission to appease the Old Gods of the Forbidden North 🍁♥️ So cool 💖😁

Icing is the most dipshit rule in any sport, just play the game man!

BOOO FUCK GRETZKY

*hasn't watched a game of hockey in 3 years* WHAT IS THAT FUCKING HORSESHIT CALL REF ARE YOU STUPID

The Olympics isn't about sports, it's about how many of the same single advertisement you can stomach in a 60 minute period

THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP 🫡 IT WOULD BE MY HONOR FOR MY SMALL BUSINESS TO DIE IN YOUR TRADE WAR 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸