(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer

Bedtime discourse existing is just further proof of the “everyone is 12” theory

He’ll yeah, cyberpunk furries incoming

“DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULA”

Holiday Touchdown 3: Swingin’ in the Panhandle

Just saw Wicked part 2

This was always my favorite Calvin and Hobbes strip. Really sums up Calvin

Now the video is out I can post the Rainbow Warrior art I did for use in it (and for the thumbnail). Wanted to do something that both fit in with the modern vibe of 40k, but was also harking back to the Rogue Trader days. Which I of course interpreted to mean 'beakie primaris'.

So the best way to destroy an AI is to just read Vogon poetry to it

In today’s video we’re diving into the warp and going over 10 tips for how to create your own custom chaos warband! Give it a watch! #warhammer #warhammercommunity youtu.be/5RZdkvyTouU?...

In today’s video we’re diving into the warp and going over 10 tips for how to create your own custom chaos warband! Give it a watch! #warhammer #warhammercommunity youtu.be/5RZdkvyTouU?...

I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.

This is how almost everything in Warhammer 40k works

how I assume Necromunda in 40k works

i do think “call of duty black ops 7 uses ai generated art” is about the best encapsulation of the slop phenomenon you can get

Unprecedented? Sounds like the average Dark Souls co-op experience to me

Unprecedented? Sounds like the average Dark Souls co-op experience to me

Talking with people in the office about movies that they’ve watched that you’ve never even heard of makes you realize that there’s a whole Coworker Cinematic Universe out there under our noses

In today’s video I’m reviewing each Warhammer 40k factions poster boy army, seeing if and how they’ve changed over the years, and going over if I think they’re the best pick for a mascot. Give it a watch! #warhammer #warhammercommunity youtu.be/dhxYMGWISi8?...

In today’s video I’m reviewing each Warhammer 40k factions poster boy army, seeing if and how they’ve changed over the years, and going over if I think they’re the best pick for a mascot. Give it a watch! #warhammer #warhammercommunity youtu.be/dhxYMGWISi8?...

reminded me of a matt groening "life is hell" comic strip about very stupid kid at school trying to come across as a brainiac via slinging insults like 'you are in fact a grade A piece of what is to be known as prime baloney'

The 4 bionicle movies were an inspired pick, your holiness

I gotta say, out of all the possible movies he could have picked I didn’t expect him to go with Godfather 3 and all of the Jaws sequels

The villain incredulously says there‘s no way Bond could have survived that. Bond raises his eyebrow, smirks, and issues a one liner.

Elon’s angrily looking through his 2012 meme folder for a response as we speak

1. That is not the Iliad 2. He’s totally just basing his ideas on the Iliad off of the movie Troy, right?

One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age: One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing And then you'll say. Wait a second. Fuck 'em

“Everyone is 12” theory is canonical in Warhammer 40k when it comes to space marines

The fact that Elon apparently doesn’t have a single person in his life who cares about him enough to tell him that this is transparently pathetic illustrates Oates’s point better than any book or movie ever could. He so separated from humanity that he doesn’t even have access to basic compassion

“Everyone is 12” theory is canonical in Warhammer 40k when it comes to space marines

The fact that Elon apparently doesn’t have a single person in his life who cares about him enough to tell him that this is transparently pathetic illustrates Oates’s point better than any book or movie ever could. He so separated from humanity that he doesn’t even have access to basic compassion

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

And another thing: I’m not mad. Please don’t put on Twitter that I got mad

Look on my Macs, ye Mighty, and despair!

All my pops, gone

She smiles and says “I will always love you”

Skaven vs Vampire Counts:

Using Star Wars as a way to just remake movie genres that the author likes is the truest representation of George Lucas’s vision

It’s actually terrifying to see just how many people are happy with emotionally stunting themselves like this

Using Star Wars as a way to just remake movie genres that the author likes is the truest representation of George Lucas’s vision

Titus is a captain again! He’s back to leading the 2nd company. I wonder if we’ll get any information on what happened to Acheran in the upcoming 500 worlds campaign I guess that explains why we’re getting all those ultramarines models, but at least this looks way better than his lieutenant sculpt

The MrBeast Theme Park: