Arrived alive 🫡

Trying to think up funny things to say when i see my girl but knowing I'm a big ol sap and I'm probs just gonna "eeeeee"

PSA Block these assholes.

Angel Fact: dont

I am being patient and only mostly grumpy. 😒

Sitting next to a baby on a plane better cure me of baby hungry cause if that doesn't then nothing can, I think.

Chicago layover don't make me fuckin sprint from one plane to the next challenge: impossible

friday to do list -drop lesbian at airport -teach adderley how to read

How many times can two lesbians say the word "soon" on one video call? We're determined to find out the upper limit

Today's the day 💕

Fuck. I just realized that there's THREE (3) different calls i want to be on and i forgot they were all at the same time so instead I'm collapsed exhausted in my bed and have joined none (0) of them

Psych, getting space buns through a sports bra IS the workout

Oh yo, that was the year I graduated high school 💀 Anyways. Me from 2016

Therapy today was rough ngl. Anyways. Insane posting will continue as scheduled.

Sorry, not today, my dog said I'm trans. Maybe tomorrow tho.

Girl in a "perfect sweetie angel" way Boy in a "no, misandry is good actually" way

Who wants to see my hair after I get my haircut today???

Repurposing my blood from being in my veins and bringing me oxygen and nutrients to being in my stomach and bringing me tummy hurt. like all the hot bitches do 😭

36 hours

Can't tell if Dream Theater or if Boofing. ..... Like and follow

Waking up like "AAAAHHHHH, I DREAMED I WAS DROWNING. OH, MY THROAT AND MOUTH ARE FULL OF WATER I AM DROWNING" and spitting it out in the sink, spraying it everywhere like "NO IT'S BLOOD. SO MUCH BLOOD. I'M DYING" before waking up enough to remember what a bloody nose is. good morning 💕

not a thought in that head, just tv static

Linda timeline cleanse

Virgin prog gatekeeper: "it's superior because of its complexity, musicianship, mastery of theory, depth of emotion, storytelling, and the satisfaction of seeing each motif develop and expand within the context of-" Chad bimbo prog enjoyer: "I like how it tickles my brain."

[redacted] 😎

Do you ever just get jumpscared by the memory of your own lore?

my counter to this always is that i think ppl actually extremely underestimate their own dysphoria. very similar to like growing up in an abusive environment and not realizing how fucked up it is until you go somewhere else and talk about it and everyone's like wow what the fuck that's so fucked up

Are we gonna spiral together or what

Concept: girl who gives me little kisses? Can it be done?

Y'know, Yung Gravy and the milf lover crowd being trendy is terrible cause now I cannot tell if I'm supposed to be flattered or offended when I catch a guy that's kinda too young for me checking me out.

🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/spookalucca.tv Lucca is streaming more Pacific Drive!

This might not be your thing, but it’s my thing and it’s @tess.bzky.team ’s thing and so maybe you’ll like it, is all I’m saying. I’m currently lying in bed and it’s giving me shivers [complimentary].

Got a Jim date tomorrow. This will be funny. 🙂‍↕️

Girl who is in so much goddamn pain and didn't even stab anyone today 😊

die on this hill the discourse party game available now at Dieonthishillgame.com

Running into @tess.bzky.team #sizesky

I forgot to tell you this last night

Listening to a voice note over and over trying to picture the shapes her lips made when she said it 🫠

TWO DAYS

That’s too much internet for one cat

Aw, they replaced the taco time sign that was beat to shit 😔

when I decide to come out of hibernation and stop girl rotting it’s over for you hoes

Oh God, oh fuck. I therapied too hard and I think I have feelings again??? Like, that can be hurt? Fucj fuck fcyj, ctrl z ctrl z ctrlz CMONNNN

Good morning ig

Need a cup of tea and a massage and chocolate and forehead kisses 😭

I love getting a fun package just in time for whirlwind stuff to take up all my time so I can't really use it for over a week

i have no idea why this pic is on my phone, but i know it was definitely related to @tess.bzky.team somehow

Being gay isn’t a sin anymore, the Vatican said so

FOUR DAYS