conservatives say they aren't snowflajes and then theyblose one swimming race so badly they do money laundering to create the Foundation For Swimmers Traumatized By Losing Like A Little Bitch Who Made It Their Entire Personality To Let Everyone Know They Suck Ass At Swimming Like Hardcore

company not gonna be around long if ai is doing your books "it says here we spent $5000 on smoky raccoon dips? and there's another line in here that just says BAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUU" "idk dude the ai told me I work seventhreen hours on goobday, I think I'm just not showing up"

she's a free hand me down and baby girl has been puttin in the fuckin work the last two days motor is loud hell, slips from speed 2 to 3 if your hand isn't on the control, taking the bowl out feels like you're gonma break it still beats the hell out of whisking flour in by hand, love you girlie ❤️

item #3 slowfox snickerdoodles

some of y'all get horny over basic respect and decency and it just makes me feel so exhausted on behalf of allosexual people

item #3 slowfox snickerdoodles

realizing that I'm gonna have to start item two today because it also needs a night to mature. and I should probably make item 3 as well because if I don't I have to do it tomorrow when I finish the other two

drummers in bands are doing way too much work to carry their guitarists' bland, mediocre riffs y'all should do less and demand more, you're so much better than the rest of the band it's actually devaluing your talent to be seen with those dorks

chris evans shouts "no! i won't go back, you can't make me. i said i was out!" from all around him, a disembodied voice booms ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇᴄɪꜱɪᴏɴ ɴᴏ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ evans screams and clutches at his arm where his mickey mouse tattoo suddenly burns. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ʙʀᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴇxᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴍᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟɪᴛʏ

no, he's right aging out of political relevance, roadblock to actual progress, increasing unfavorability among key voters, a willingness to compromise and move center to pacify literal nazis, amused detachment from the effects of his policies he's the paragon of the democrats, literal icon

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oh lawd, she proofin

oh yeah, that'll tenderize your reverse meat real good

update: I fuckin did it 😌 what an excellent game, I already want to start a new file on the grandmaster difficulty 😈

lotta rich guys think they're the good giys in LotR while living a lifestyle that would cause the Ents to go to war

just bought supplies to make three different kinds of baked goods this week 🥰

oh no, I'm watching two towers and just got to this scene and I realized that like two seconds after this sad dramatic moment, Aragorn decks an uruk directly in the face with his bare hand and now I can't stop laughing

I agree with Jonathan here for sure. I saw Avatar once when it came out. I also only saw Predators once when it came out. I saw The Meg once. there are a lot of movies that were fun like a bowl of popcorn, nice treat, empty snack.

mornin bsky

anyway, remember the middle part of today when I was feeling pretty happy and ok? that was nice

I really meant it and then mom texted again so WHOOOHOOOO

"I heard you" nah, no you didn't you sat there while I was yelling but you didn't listen because if you'd been listening you'd be apologizing and saying you didn't realize how deeply this hurt me and trying to take this whole thing a little more fuckin seriously, mate

i'm done yelling now, I'm gonna go take estrogen and continue renovating this fucked up body I have to live in

ah cool, just blew up on the phone with my mom because she said "everyone's a little autistic though, right?" and didn't understand why I was pushing back and then tried to gaslight me about it I have been wounded deeply in life by being undiagnosed autistic in ways that I am still learning to see

I'M ON THE EDGE OF A KNIFE I FEEL FINE I FEEL MUCH BETTER WHEN I'M CLIMBING THE ROPE OF YOUR SPINE

oh so now the guy in the *five thousand dollar pantsuit* is gonna take fashion advice from the random shitposter in the stained khaki pants? COME ON!

a lot of people have told me they like a specific part of one of my songs, which is a really lovely compliment my inner critic goes "oh, you mean the last part of the last song on the EP? the ending? the part of my album you like the most was when it was over? cool, thanks guys, love you too" 😂😭

so here's a very serious misunderstanding of how AI works when you summarize a book, you are taking in all of the information in context, assessing what is important to understanding the broad strokes of the work, which requires reading comprehension and critical thinking AI can't do either

update: the stuff that had to come out late was late, everything else was on-time and under control boss saw that I clocked in an hour late before I had a chance to notify her but it should be alright. I was gonna let her know as soon as I had a chance to stop moving for long enough to text

had a nightmare last night that I woke up an hour late for work and it ruined my whole morning baking schedule and then I woke up an hour late for work and it ruined my whole baking schedule 😭😭😭

this just in, no honor among thieves

I love it when women

I still felt kinda shitty after this practice, and then I was at work and a customer came up after ordering and said "hey, you're a musician right? I think I've seen you play around here before" which immediately skyrocketed my esteem so I feel great about myself now

I try to only post videos from guitar practice that come out clean but the ugly truth about music is that even after like 18 years, some days you just play like shit and you have to keep practicing anyway so here's some proof of practice sloppy style

does he even write jokes anynore or does he just walk around onstage showering himself with saudi money and laugh at poor people

they've all bought 10,000 shares of baby coffin stock

Remember: The purpose of a system is what it does.

and again I say: body by croissants

another reason to hate advertisements is that these companies keep hiring in people credibly accused of sexual assault as part of the pr campaign to get their careers back after being "cancelled" so now whenever I do hear one it's some fucking asshole I've been actively avoiding elsewhere 🙄

life after antidepressants means finding new things to live for when the big feelings come i've decided that living for feta cheese and warm bread is more than enough most days

ahaha i'm in danger 🙂

5 minutes in: look at all the cute plants haha 30 hours in: listen here u lil shit, I'm telling you can either have five effects or a strong potion, NOT BOTH. and another thing, do you have any idea how expensive Sun Salts are?! of course not, you couldn't tell a featherbloom from windbloom, smdh

no but look how fuckin cute my lil shop is! you get to hang shelves and decorate them with potions and also knickknacks you buy from your merchant friend with ADHD (also pictured) and you get to build and organize a recipe book and name the potions and design the bottles and tend a reagent garden 🥰

prequal: vo actors are laborers and deserve to be recognized for their work hot take: it's kinda fuckin weird that we celebritize the people who showed up to booth sessions for less than a dozen hours and not the people who spent thousands of hours inventing and animating the character they play

I cannot describe to you all how much I loathe the celebrities interviewing other celebrities podcast format for the same reason I don't care about every other sweaty pair of roommates who think they have fascinating takes the world needs to hear your conversations are only interesting to you

I may be exhausted from staying up too late but I made the philisopher's stone in Potion Craft which is surely something I will still be proud of when I'm closing after five hours in a kitchen later tonight

obama attempts to remain relevant with the youths by listening to Drake, sources say "he's trying to strike a chord with young people"

the greatest moment in acting history is when ian mckellen says "you wouldn't part an old man from his walking stick 🥺" and then immediately turns to viggo and gives *the most* subtle wink

democrats: born yesterday by choice

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.