y'know, now that I think about it, "when the last worthy enemy was defeated" takes on an entirely different context now that we know marika ordered a genocide in the land of shadow heavily implies that when Marika told Godfrey to genocide the Hornsent, he told her to go fuck herself

ah well look at the time, gotta go dissociate into a world of fiction for eleven or so hours before work

idk maybe the reason I stay home and do nothing all the time is because every day I wake up and watch any possibility at having a happy and peaceful life disintegrate before my eyes and that leaves me with very little motivation to do anything but cry

This wasn’t about leaking GTA VI. It was: Rockstar illegally firing union members to stop the studio from unionizing. it directly contradicts Rockstar’s PR narrative and confirms almost everything that people suspected was going on.

I have a lot of strong emotions about the way electoral politics are once again eating up everyone's time and attention because I still fear the genocidal autocratic regime we've watched being haphazardly assembled getting passed back into the hands of bureaucratic septagenarian warhawks

there's this party game we play called telephone pictionary where you write down a phrase, the next person draws it, and then the following person describes the photo in a phrase, next draws, etc. the best part is that most people are kinda shitty at drawing and it's really fun to all be bad

I love unions fuck em up, baby

I want to laugh at this but unfortunately we also live under the thumb of an idiot monarch and nothing he has suggested doing is any less insane

lots of takes on this already so I'll try to bring something new I think it's fuckin weird when an artist spends an entire career making things across a broad spectrum of mediums and they become known as "the guy from That One Thing" I would feel like shit if people only knew me from one movie I

just got called my deadname to my face by the internet guy coming to install a new unit in my apartment first time I've heard it since I got laid off a few months ago, it was kind of a shock 😆

There’s actually a German word for “emphasizing speed over all else” Blitzkrieg.

can't stop singing elise trouw to myself

perfect time for a story: I was talking to my mom as a teen and she told me that I'm kind of aloof, and I snapped back with "you're a loof" cause i'd never heard the word before and thought she was calling me a name

no, no, let them try, there's already so much space garbage, one more dead sat couldn't hurt

me: why is my head all whooshy, I'm just laying here dramatically thinking about girls and yearning me, two hours ago: *dissolving estrogen under my tongue and chanting "girl pills" over and over*

you know you can just choose to live in blissful ignorance instead of obsessing over whether or not people like you on the internet

oh fuck, I forgot tomorrow is a liberal holiday, there's gonna be so much bad posting for the next 72 hours, I might have to just log off entirely

listen to that crunch, nnnff 🫠🥴😩🥵😵🤩

at the same party, I listened to these same two people have a conversation about astrology and the current physical location of heavenly bodies that was so confusing I don't think they were ever on the same page about what was happening for even a second.

the more experience I have baking, the more I understand why the french are the way they are, cause I am a total slut for a fresh baked croissant

im not saying you should judge people by appearance but I am saying that every artist who is edgy and grotesque and extols the virtues of the obscene and disgusting in the style of marilyn manson turns out to be exactly the same degree of sexual predator as marilyn manson

for the first time in my adult life, I am grateful for the opportunity to nope out of playing a tabletop game at a party because I have to go to bed for work

overheard at a party: a: what's the spider policy in this household b: oh do you mean the one in the sink? yeah I saw that earlier but I didn't know what to do with it, ideally i'd like to rehome it into a plant

you either die a musician or live long enough to see yourself become a brand of merchandise

I made another big mistake at work today and I was really really worried this was gonna be the last straw and I literally spent an hour completely shut down from anxiety, like, brain fully off dissociating so I wouldn't spiral and my boss was so kind and so understanding and said don't worry 😭😭😭

can't stop singing elise trouw to myself

for every nazi whose name and face you know, there are a dozen more keeping their heads down, mouths shut, pushing the fascist agenda in an office job one day at a time "just trying to get by" every piece of paperwork that moves in this administration is moved by the hands of a nazi

It's still so weird to me that the Planter discourse is about the Nazi tattoo (bad) and not the fact that he was A MERCENARY FOR BLACKWATER DURING THE FIRST TRUMP ADMINISTRATION Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

no one fuckin warned me time change was this weekend so I got up and got ready for work and felt super fresh and then I looked at the oven and was like OH FUCK I'M AN HOUR LATE TO GET STARTED THERE'S NO WAY I CAN GET EVERYTHING OUT OF THE OVEN IN ONLY THREE HOURS

the slogan has actually always been “abolish the police.” defund was a compromise

I would say I hope everyone is enjoying the world series but from what I can tell that's not actually tge point of post-season baseball

need me a carol danvers type: -heavy lesbian vibes whether or not she's queer -strong enough to kill me by accident -so hot she's literally radioactive

The most completely mundane replies being hid in my mentions without my consent or control is absolutely ridiculous and outrageous. @pfrazee.com y’all gotta give us back control of our own accounts this is out of hand. Literally hid a cat picture someone sent me.

literally been holding my mood together all day with this one 🥰

you see the central lesson of Don't Create The Torment Nexus is about how the real Torment Nexus was the social media platforms we subjected ourselves to along the way at least according to bsky mods lol

omg tonight the cis girl coworker I've got a lil crush on told me that I have an effortless femininity to the way I carry myself that she envies 🥰😍 I'm gonna ride the high of this compliment into the next millennium

conservatives getting mad at other consrvatives for the right reasons isn't "radicalization", it's fascist infighting none of the right wing talking assholes are anything but opportunists and grifters, their goal is to backstab their own way to the top

omg tonight the cis girl coworker I've got a lil crush on told me that I have an effortless femininity to the way I carry myself that she envies 🥰😍 I'm gonna ride the high of this compliment into the next millennium

american exceptionalism in the film industry looks like aliens coming to the US when they land even though Asia is the clear dominant population center

the banality of evil really is the hardest part to swallow none of these people even look like they're enjoying themselves they hate each other, they hate fun, they do these things out of obligation simply because the signs and symbols demand they all play pretend

so obviously the ai videos of Black SNAP recipients are fucked up and racist, but also, can someone explain to me in this fictional scenario of making money selling food stamps, *who is buying food stamps from SNAP recipients with cash?* think about it for a very very long second

george: jerry, did you hear this news about alderaan? jerry: alderaan? g: yeah, the planet j: no, what's the news? g: gone! j: gone? what's gone? g: alderaan! j: alderaan is gone?? g: alderaan is GONE kramer bursts through the door: did you hear about alderaan?? j: it's gone! k: *wavy hands* GONE

all I do is work work work sleep work work work work sleep work work work sleep work work work work sleep work work work sleep work work work work sleep work work work sleep work work work work sleep work work work sleep work work work work sleep work work work sleep work work work work sleep work

nothing says freedom of speech like moving everyone with a dissenting opinion to the back of the line

one of the most aesthetically punk people from the local area moved to the sf bay and works in pharma and she spends the majority of her time on ig posting about playing neighborhood parking cop and rooting for traffic enforcement and it's just so wild to me how little in life is real

yeah there's this weird thing that has happened where US christianity is actually not extreme or conservative enough so a bunch of white dudes with internalized misogyny ended up reading into orthodoxy and catholicism and discovered that there's a thousand year old debate bro scene going on

hate to see any news about jd vance but I love to imagine charlie kirk in hell getting cucked by the couchfucker