I cannot believe that google, a company named after an obscure math thing, went all in on a product that cannot reliably do math, I'm fuckin astounded at how far tech has fallen

if anyone needs me I'll be slowly eradicating my internet presence and returning to the mossy undergrowth

capitalism is a fucking head trip "what, you mean you want a vehicle that just works without $27,000 worth of completely optional add-ons?"

me: haha ok well first of all we definitely don't lick the spoon, that's a salmonella risk and it also wastes product! even using your finger creates potential for cross contamination. I have found a lot more success using an offset spatula lesbian who was trying to hit on me: oh sure, uh, got it

happy easter

the thing about lithium batteries is that they don't give a fuck about wishful thinking or your desire to do better when they get cold, voltage drops, and there is nothing you can do until it warms up enough for the chemistry to recover Do Not trust lithium EVs in cold temps, period

ok yeah it's DEFINITELY s3 where the quality drops off because uhhhh there's no way the same people were calling the shots this time around, this writing is iffy at best

if i had to find some stray hint to describe it

i've been meaning to post this joke for weeks and it still makes me laugh ever time I think about it so idec if none of you think i'm funny 😌

is this different than "winding up at denny's"

make fun of any of the adults involved in harry potter that you want but I swear to fucking god you leave the child actors who were cast out of it they're being exploited by rowling and hbo and their own fucking parents for money to push her political agenda and they have done nothing wrong

people vote as though a vote is a fishhook dug into a politician that you can then move around by thinking about what you want them do and making wishes when really the vote is a fishhook a politician has dug into you and it's used to drag your flayed and lifeless corpse behind their party wagon

me: haha ok well first of all we definitely don't lick the spoon, that's a salmonella risk and it also wastes product! even using your finger creates potential for cross contamination. I have found a lot more success using an offset spatula lesbian who was trying to hit on me: oh sure, uh, got it

All I know about Elon Musk being a Nazi that has killed almost a million people in Africa in just over a year is that that still hasn’t been enough for people who call themselves my allies to get rid of their Teslas.

communists lose me at soviet atheism trying to speedrun shooting firehoses at Black and Brown people in the south for not complying with how white people think they should be allowed to live read all those books and didn't learn a single thing about the real world and real people

I think it's funny to rant about how we can make high class art for kids as though children give a shit kids entertainment contains fart jokes because kids think farts are funny and they're right have you ever met a child that saw a cartoon and went "the themes were good but the snot was immature"

I put these bird drawings on my website so someone could buy them. Support art! Support colour! Support hands and making things with them! www.chloecumming.com/birds

if you see a boundary as "only a matter of time" then you're a predator

the luddites were against technology being harnessed to exploit workers and their labor what else would you call a timeclock

everyone laughs at this shit but imagine the alarm that wakes you to go to work or that reminds you to go to bed ontime was a phone call from your boss the fact that we all carry clocks in our pockets is a result of turning work from "pay for work done" into "pay for hours spent working"

ok so the little diy metal/punk scene that I've been running sound for over the last few years has actually gotten our town on the map in a way that I really didn't consider was possible and I'm kind of blown away?? we are now getting consistent show requests from GOOD label supported metal bands

if you're just learning about this, the story goes that Josh Gad loves Mel Brooks' films and decided to swing for the fences and send a script to Mel for Spaceballs 2 at which point Mel told him "I love it, I've been waiting for ages for someone to pitch me a script and no one ever has before now!"

fancy dinner + cocktail + dessert, all were heavenly 🥰 showed up late to the theater, paid entirely in cash, had to leave halfway through act one to keep from coughing, left again because my nose started bleeding, got back in my seat like two minutes before intermission, so im the worst basically

gonna go see a local production of The Original Body Swap Episode tonight (midsummer night's dream obvi) caught a wild hare on the way home and decided to dress hot and take myself to dinner first as well, because why not?

kill the rich and eat them kill the rich and eat themkill the rich and eat themkill the rich and eat kill the rich and eat them the rich and eat kill the rich and eat them the rich and eat themkill kill the rich and eat kill the rich and eat them rich and kill the rich and eat them them

cool show in two weeks has temporarily given me one thing to live for

I want to be so good at music that people actually listen to my music and like it

the internet is for talking about fun stuff normal conversations are for talking about fun stuff there's no time to talk about how much you want it all to stop

I'm really fucking frustrated with media about autistic people my experience of reality and the trauma I've faced and the difficulties I experience relating to others aren't a goddamn carnival sideshow or a fucking sporting event to be gaggled at and consumed and gossiped over ffs

"they put feces in everything and everywhere, might as well learn to ignore it" no

i put together a bunch of the photos of dive bar bathrooms i’ve taken over the years and compiled them into a FREE digital zine. check it out if you are a little freak like me who loves grimy spaces marked by the passage of countless human dramas merrittk.itch.io/dive-bar-bat...

norman reedus and the psychic fetus ride again

It isn’t close

I could really use some support! bills are falling behind now. I'm hopeful that i can raise $255 today to cover groceries and the internet bill.

my coworkers just decided to cover the closing part of my shift for me without asking 😭😭 such sweeties

imma be honest, y'all had so many strong feelings about The Witcher S2 that I thought this was gonna be terrible. i'm guessing it's just differences between book-game-show but I've only ever watched the show so I wouldn't really know what's no good? seems perfectly fine so far

"the world isn't ready for tilly yet" you shoved the virtual woman slave you made back into a cell for a few years because she's not hitting target market demographics and you want me to believe you have normal thoughts and feelings about both women and computers

the hopeless are useless in desperate times you got it bad? try having passion try still believing that some good will happen though Nothing Ever Has and Nothing Ever Will cause Nothing Ever Can it's almost unbearable honestly? terrible

wait where's that map of US data center construction, make sure it gets to Iran! can we send them the list of warehouses ICE wants to buy too??

a girl is sad and tired of being

I wish I'd been able to become a drummer instead of a guitar player, I bet i'd be really good by now

there's no such thing as a well fought war we're all still chimps flinging shit and stones no nobility, no pride, no dignity, terrified screaming animals lashing out against the other, the unknown

waaay better than I expected, damn

@sentimentbot.bsky.social pls help

this comes on the heels of a longterm study that has confirmed that water makes things wet

up too late and having trouble resisting the urge to sadpost, who says transition changes your whole life

alright, I've thought about it and I changed my mind where normally it's roses, today it's bread and moon probe

they're running a local show without me tonight and they have already had to video call me once for help 😌 it feels nice to be valued even if it's usually just in my absence

me: hey body I think we have enough mucus body: sure thing boss, more mucus me: no I said ENOUGH, I can hear my lungs gurgling when I breathe body: sure thing boss, more mucus

did a websearch and im getting the fuck off this rock