bro I thought yellowjackets was over, why did none of you warn me there was gonna be at least one more season 🥲

what are we doing here yeah, sure, let's just sensationalize science into a vapid, overly expensive stage production to continue catering to the lowered attention spans and intellectual stimulation threshold we've already baked into american society no one gives a fuck about anything anymore

oh, not only did I change my brakes yesterday but I did spot/stain treating on two huge loads of laundry, and this was on top of a full 8.5 hours at work I am starting to figure out how to harness myself into getting all these looming projects done, I am gonna be such a badass by summer

ok so the auto mechanic who told me the rotor set screws on my wheels had been ground flat was wrong, they're just stripped to fuck. like, square shaped hole currently loaned out my power drill so I got to skip playing screw extractor x2 yesterday, but now I still have to go back later and do it

I don't know who needs to hear this but billionaires are not planning on escaping to space and if they are then we should let them because without question, they are going to fucking die up there we literally do not have any way to keep people from dying in space longterm, the tech isn't real

you do not in fact have to hand it to the libertarian

no, you misunderstood, I don't want an exchange because I didn't order these? I have actually never been in the market, I'm not even sure where the package came from, I think maybe it was supposed to go to someone else? no I don't want store credit, I just want to SEND IT BACK

I look gay in this coat you know why cause im always look gay

haha fuck you and also no and fuck you again

this girl just changed her brake pads by hand in the street in front of her apartment complex 💪💅😏

got tread upon

idc about the game but I will always celebrate the patriots losing because fuck them and american football and patriotism and state religion

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

So, I am afraid we've not really moved on this for a few days, and are in dire need of help. Taxes ended up being more than I anticipated. I appreciate all that everyone's done. 770/2000 paypal.me/aldia19 cash.app/$Aldia19

lmao guy with moustache hits on a young looking woman at the bar, I immediately clock him as a scumbag not two scenes later -> he's a cop

still thinking about this, how have I cultivated such an insanely specific and incomprehensible vibe

Oh so it’s not their superior lidar technology??! It is fucking absurd just how often “automation” is a lie, but I have seen so many fucking Waymo puff pieces positioning them as superior to Tesla, but it turns out self-driving is just another white supremacist project to replace the working class.

that's gotta be like three supporters for each billionaire who has ever lived!!!

whenever i try to get a cute photo of me and my car i have to lure her into photo position with pets but then once i go to take the photo she won't stop trying to headbutt my hands to get more pets so here are some very blurry photos of my cat headbutting my hands while i try to take a cute selfie

I feel like I might have inscrutable beliefs/spirituality sometimes so here's bonus content I kind of already knew the breakup was inevitable. we were trying hard and still miserable and I didn't know what to do. I did not know I was trans but within a week of the breakup, I was questioning

I only press like on instagram posts that I think are genuinely worth my support and as a result instagram has decided that the only thing I want to see are posts about how black people invented literally everything up to and including enjoying life

I use tamari and rice vinegar snd sesame oil every single time I make a fucking bowl of noodles, my dude, I really cannot fucking relate to your inability to websearch and use spices appropriately

ms joy grey was bernie's strongest soldier and she doesn't even know how to use soy sauce more often than once every five years so idk maybe the dem establishment is fucked and should abolish itself immediately

how the fuck do you feed yourself as an adult and *not* rotate between the cultural norms of hispanic/indian/asian spice norms on a weekly basis

idk what to say beside "dems are not sending their best"

lol everytime I'm anywhere I know girls who are working and I see a guy who isn't visibly queer, some part of me immediately searches to determine if I think he's hot, because I still can't decide if I like cishet boys or if I'm just trying to be sure I'm not homophobic for no reason

right before 2021 I got the Tower in a tarot reading from a stranger which preceded the most instrumental breakup of my life and led to me getting on antidepressantsnd committing to hormones, which improved my quality of life immeasurably tonight I'm drinking a cocktail named The Tower to celebrate

They are playing KK Slider in the club

democrats have been absolutely fucked as far as gaining my support since the time my mom told me Al Gore grabbed her ass at a DC party the most *politically* sympathetic democrat in literal decades and he is also a closeted sex pest

clinton simps get blocked no exception presidential sexpest and misogynist extraordinaire, plus apologist wife get the fuck out

well its gonna be a lot easier with wapo there's not really much porn there

none of these words are in the bible

I think it's time for Fuck Tim Walz to enter the zeitgeist

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

goddammit I accidentally fell in love with her a second time after looking at her instagram it's fine, i'm just a lil drunk and gay, this will pass. she's an anarchist and she's gonna be a household name someday and she's gonna change the world and I'm just so damn proud to be her friend

just got the best compliments I've had in years my autistic girlcoworker bestie said "you would make the best scheming eunuch" and then followed up later by saying "you're right between political advisor and jester" and my only question is "how do we move that vibe to schemer who definitely fucks"

honestly, this is entropy, it's death capitalism is a void where energy goes to die megawatts of amazon rainforest burned to buy nothing to generate nothing to sell nothing to no one

I think the fact that I aim intentionally for androgyny and not in an aesthetic way really confuses people if anything, I hope I can be a safe crush for queers who are still repressing, like microdosing homosexuality

half of guitar tutorial content on the internet is just painstakingly introducing the idea of higher octaves chord inversions but in the most unnecessarily convoluted and confusing way possible "the fretboard is a big cycle" no it's a fucking stick

in my head I want this to be some profound and grotesque image of angels and demons passing one another on a stairway and trading wings and halos and hooves and horns but it's 2026 so it's just the elliot page meme

the earliest sign I can think of that I was trans that I actually missed was in high school. I had a crush on this very dykey friend of a friend who later transitioned ftm I remember going through their photos and wondering to myself why anyone would choose to be man instead of a woman

conservatives despise art, artists, arts schools, art supplies, artistic intent, artistic lenses, artistic approaches, artistic curiosity and exploration and then they point at david's michaelangelo and scream "how far we've fallen" you actively pushed your ability to do that off a cliff, dipshit

found yellowjackets on my plex so I'm finally catching up to culture from five years ago this show rules because it's two shows at the same time and they keep switching quickly enough that I can't stop watching

now accepting applications for my smooth fusion jazz band Electro-Broth

this fuckin horseman of the apocalypse ass mfer literally causing diseases to spread by his mere presence, never let your republican relatives forget that they let the chosen avatar of nurgle loose upon the earth

I mean, even more directly, the ban on trans athletes empowers adults to inspect childrens’ genitals. “Parent’s rights” is very obviously the right to control and abuse in the context of far right movements of any stripe.

what is the goal of punishing illegal immigration beside justification for human rights violations "well it's illegal so we have to do it" you made it illegal, tho, you invented the rule. you created a crime, you created a punishment for it. just uncreate those things. crime isn't fucking real!

we're 70% water, sure, but also protein and fat and sodium and other vitamins and minerals so really if you think about it we're more like sentient broth

sometimes I lament not being more like photogenic hot and then I remember that I fluster people so badly in realspace that every single one of my exes has said "I had no idea how to even begin approaching you, if you hadn't started pursuing me I doubt I would have made a move"

I think often of the women in the Louis CK story—how they all left comedy and never went back, but he’s still going. It’s everywhere and it’s such a loss for them and for us—for things they’ll never make that we’ll never see.