That wasn't very Cool Ranch™ of you.

Ah well, it was nice having all that stuff while we had it.

Arkansas is like Kansas but for pirates.

The triangle is the only shape.

I'm so old I used to make Flash games for fun.

I stand by this.

Every thing needs someone to take care of it.

Bathroom sinks should be up at chest height.

If you're pro-AI, I'm anti-You.

Back skin is the most mysterious skin on the body.

I feel lonely because I feel like no one else feels the same way that I feel.

I think everyone should be banned from the internet.

Just an adverb girl, lonelily livin' in an adjective world.

I don't lie to pretend to be special. I know I'm special. I lie to pretend to be normal.

I'm not addicted to pizza, pizza is addicted to me.

Things haven't changed, you have.

@jcsalterego.bsky.social hey Jerry I heard you've been mandering

I don't like Dua Lipa, but I really like Dua Lipa. The Dualitypa of Woman.

I wonder what comes after the post-truth era.

It's best not to notice things in life.

Don't like my skeets too hard, I'm fragile.

People's imaginations have deteriorated so much that it has become difficult for some to imagine a situation in which they may be incorrect.

Something's seriously wrong if I start vacuuming while watching your TV show.

"By simulating human voices and faces, wisdom and knowledge, consciousness and responsibility, empathy and friendship, the systems known as artificial intelligence not only interfere with information ecosystems, but also encroach upon the deepest level of communication, that of human relationships"

Reminiscent of this famous quote from Hannah Arendt:

It's a shame hours don't last as long as they used to.

A writer is a person who cares what words mean, what they say, how they say it. Writers know words are their way towards truth and freedom, and so they use them with care, with thought, with fear, with delight. By using words well they strengthen their souls.

I have 'US invasion of Greenland' listed for this Friday on my calendar. I can't remember why I put it there.

I think one of the reasons old music feels magical is because it comes from a time that is not 'now'. We know what 'now' feels like, but 'then' is just a memory. Old music is the vehicle we ride to visit those memories, those lost synapses at the bottom of our brain.

A catnap is when you're napping and a cat naps on top of you.

It's really difficult to lead by example when no one is paying attention.

I find it weird how no one finds it weird that 3 companies control the connection of most companies to their customers. Any company or customer not using the 'free' service of these 3 companies is made to feel left out, disconnected, inconvenienced, even taken advantage of... Isn't that weird?

All of the cookies I bake are biscotti because I always pull them out too early and need to put 'em back in to finish.

Q: How old are you? A: I need to eat dinner at no later than 5pm.

Y'all can be jealous, it's ok.

In the future, when we are old and frail, we will go to the park for a stroll, and I will take your right hand in my left, and I will hold you steady as we move, and with my right hand I will hold my phone, and I will blast your favourite song as loud as my phone can go.

The things I'm most interested in are things that aren't yet on the internet. There exists out there a thing that hasn't yet been touched by this series of tubes, and it is up to us to go out there, find that thing, and protect it with our life. Those things that shall not be indexed. The anti-AI.

How I've been feeling:

I am not a writer, but I wrote. My Marvel fanfic, Viv, is alive. Take a break from the whirlpool and transport your mind somewhere else. archiveofourown.org/series/2963157 #Marvel #Fanfic #Viv #Vision #ScarletWitch #comic #AO3 #noAI

'Fuck me, I will do what you tell me!' -too many people in 2025

If something sounds stupid and doesn’t make any sense, somebody somewhere is getting rich.

Don't tell me what to do, box.

I usually remember the good, but I'll never forget the bad.