I don't know any of you personally, but you've all been welcoming and nice to me and fun and funny. I come here for that little bit of levity, that small release from the squeeze the world has on us, a repose from the whirlpool. Thank you 🩵

I think the stock market should only be open for one hour a week and buyers and sellers must personally challenge one another to a knife duel, no championing.

This is just the top of the iceberg of bullshit. Hiding under the surface of the water is a mountain of parallel institutionalist Nazi's waiting for their chance to take over other areas of knowledge as Trump's Administration destroys all established institutions. www.reddit.com/r/cognitives...

Oh no, I guess he doesn't want pushback to his fear-mongering.

Peanut butter and tuna sandwich for lunch.

Shine

Hello, my name is John Techbro, I've invented a new way to oppress people. Help me fund my Oppression Machine (OM), and you too can participate in the manipulation of the masses! For Stage Two, we're looking to add a Christploitation OTA update to really make things interesting. Send your funds to:

Where's Jain when you need her?

Anyone found mogging in my immediate vicinity shall be instantly vapourised.

When your brain isn't in Bluesky mode yet: "Release the drafts."

A cold pizza to sooth my swollen heart.

I was radicalised by Point Break.

If I was an out of touch billionaire, I'd start a bunch of random funds and institutes too. Like: Lonely Kitten Fund The Tiberian Sun Institute The Initiative Initiative The Circle of Triangles The Olivia Reingold School for Journalistic Integrity I can see why they enjoy it so much. It's fun!

Sometimes I wait a bit to see if other people like a skeet, so that I know it's safe to like it too.

I had to.

We must seize the means of McDonald's!

I'm just happy we all have something to talk about.

Everyone better brush up on your Star Wars lore.

The creators of the Pontiac Aztek overestimated the amount of people who want a tent in their vehicle and underestimated the amount of people who want a pizza oven in their vehicle. Therefore I propose: the Pontiac Pompeii.

Shine

My philosopher sent me to a therapist for a second opinion.

If you can't enjoy the bad things, how can you savour the good?

I've been posting too much. I should be less of a reply guy and more of a journal girl.

I'm an atheist, but Pope Leo XIV has my sword.

One must on occasion think thoughts out loud, for the air can be a harsher critic than the mind.

Only the martyrs could fault the historians for being too late.

Ok, I'm back. What'd I miss?

Going to take a little break from the Bs. I'll be back. ❤️

Whole lotta existing going on right now. Keep it up, class.

Automation for the masses surrenders skills to the privileged.

So did the crew turn into the Fantastic 4 yet?

I'm just a bird who walks for a living.

Maybe it's true, maybe I'm not as cool as my mom tells me I am.

Sorry for being glib, I slightly don't give a fuck.

When bad days are the norm, good days seem like a dream.

Why would anyone choose to go outside and be vertical when you could stay inside and be horizontal?

Bluesky is dying because social media is fucking stupid and we are, now more than ever, craving genuine human connection, communication and contact.

I sneezed so hard a little hate came out.

Misery's in the name for a reason.

Emergency fridge chocolate to the rescue!

My timeline is sacred. It is the Sacred Timeline.

I use an iPad to take concert photos from the second row and I installed Linux on my DSLR so I can purchase custom made lucky charm bracelets on Etsy. I am Idiot-Man.

Spelling things wrong on porpoise makes my skin tingle, in a good way.

Why is it not 'leave a shit'?

*me at a fancy bar* I'll have a coke, hold the bubbles, on the rocks, with a lime on the side. Thank you.

I have no idea how commas work and I really don't, give a shit.

- Will work for pizza. - What skills do you have? - I eat pizza real pretty like

Rockets being penis-shaped implies that space is a pussy.

@jcsalterego.bsky.social Jerry hasn't been verified yet because he isn't following me.

We should have done cancel culture harder.