We exist floating and flailing in the gut of the quantum realm's macrobiome.

Lift Me Up

It's easy to stare off into the vast meaninglessness of existence and miss the wellspring of infinity. Be kind to one another. Good night.

Giles: What do you want me to say? Buffy: Lie to me Giles: Yes it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats. We always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and everybody lives happily ever after.

posting is just saying stuff that no one likes until you say something that someone likes

You'll definitely be ok! My 4 this week were all movies that I saw mentioned on Bluesky the previous week, I think this is the first time this has happened. Fun!

We exist floating and flailing in the gut of the quantum realm's macrobiome.

Neither grief nor pride had so much truth in them as did joy, the joy that trembled in the cold wind between sky and sea, bright and brief as fire.

Rest In Peace, icon. "The way that you remember your life, it's never linear. You have flashes of different moments of your life, and the flashes aren't equal; they have different styles." -Marjane Satrapi Thank you for giving our flashes style.

Rest In Peace, icon. "The way that you remember your life, it's never linear. You have flashes of different moments of your life, and the flashes aren't equal; they have different styles." -Marjane Satrapi Thank you for giving our flashes style.

Give me 5 bucks and I'll tell you the secret to how the technofascist billionaires are stealing your money.

mise en misplace

Have a wonderful day, fuckers.

Sorry for being glib, I slightly don't give a fuck.

Lift Me Up

I blame the suburbs for all of North America's problems.

I am going to start a human AI service, where you can send me questions or chat with me and I will reply with seemingly truthful but factually incorrect information, sent with an air of familiarity and a saudadian aura. I'll call it: HümAIn.

I'm just a ziplock bag whose zipper has lost its teeth.

I am going to start a human AI service, where you can send me questions or chat with me and I will reply with seemingly truthful but factually incorrect information, sent with an air of familiarity and a saudadian aura. I'll call it: HümAIn.

When someone dies, they turn into a little card you keep on your bookshelf, and a memory you keep in the back of your mind.

@bornmiserable.bsky.social TONY

This posting sucks.

Now we are here, left with the things we couldn't choose.

For you, Juniper.

When people say I look much younger than I am, I simply tell them I’m an ancient deity who’s walked the earth for thousands of years.

Anyone wanna go to work for me today? All you gotta do is drink too much coffee, mush your face into a keyboard for a few hours, and make sure people remember your name. tkx

Fun > Boredom < No Fun

For all my goo gals

Multi-monitor setup: Main monitor for bluesky, comics, a crossword, and stupid excel sheet for work; second monitor for the ever-growing, always-updated list of my enemies.

Uh oh, my heart's doing that beating thing again.

One day closer to my retirement dream of sittin' on a street corner, relaxing in a rocking chair, yelling at people passin' by.

You're my guardian angle

"Connecting young people to digital networks serves no purpose if they remain disconnected from themselves, others, and their own interiority." - Pope Leo XIV That's what I've felt for so long, Leo! bsky.app/profile/inte...

You're my guardian angle

Even mosquitoes take a break from sucking every once in a while.

Even mosquitoes take a break from sucking every once in a while.

It was 40 degrees Celsius today. I hope all of our data is nice and comfortable.

It’s a hard won lonesome.

It was 40 degrees Celsius today. I hope all of our data is nice and comfortable.

I'm just a bird who walks for a living.

I didn't like having anything anyway.

I don't want to live in the real world for me to only exist in the simulated one.

When you change yourself, you change the world.

Social media, a place where people come to cultivate a community of enemies.

Is that a skeet in your pocket or are you just unhappy to be here?

How I've been feeling:

Bluesky is dying because social media is fucking stupid and we are, now more than ever, craving genuine human connection, communication and contact.

I think everyone should be banned from the internet.

We are not employees of this website.

Fun fact, Achilles is named after the tendon, not the other way around.