I do this all the time. Also this is the second step of “don’t comply in advance.”

Off to see my speech therapist. Yes she is hot. And she knows where all my weak spots are. (Hyoid bone, cricoid cartilage, thyrohyoid membrane, etc.) Probably not trying to seduce me by putting her hands on my neck though. 😔

Idk what this means I've never seen the show, is this good?

Please anonymously sacrifice your deadname you don't want here so I can use it for fae magic. 🙂‍↕️

Just realized that whole my parents have been supportive of my transition they've never really been safe for me emotionally. In fact I've gone most of my life without having anyone who felt safe to open up to. I've had to hold my heart closed tight for fear of being hurt and rejected.

post insane barely remembered book covers from your childhood

Lesbians be warned

Olympus has fallen (my gf let her guard down and I gave her a new fetish)

Hey @ripperoni.com we should go to the farmers market some time!

Great taste honestly I'm completely satisfied with this answer.

I would really like other people to tell me what that think that would mean because I have no idea.

Women would rather do ecoterrorism than go to therapy

Just a reminder that your vulva is normal. I've never been entirely happy with how my bottom surgery turned out but I can find (and even quantify should I really want to) the general structure of my vulva in this classification of cis vulvas. There's a lot more variation than you probably realize.

And yet, my number of bite marks is holding steady.

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Fudge is just a social acceptable way to eat half a pound of butter straight

In case you're wondering what a road trip with me and @maddiegreenheart.bsky.social is like; we're 40 hours of driving in and we've made it 2 and a half hours through a single audiobook and my abs are sore from laughing.

"I'll wake you up for the demon cunnilingus scene." Me to @maddiegreenheart.bsky.social Trying to plan a late night second watch of I Love Boosters after an 11 drive to San Francisco.

"theoretically, having sex with a man would be interesting" "The fuck am I?" "... You lost that energy pretty fast when I bent you over the sink"

Leah: "I dreamt my teeth were falling out" *Me, knee jerk repeating superstition without doing the math first*: "when you have that dream, you gotta wake up and bite your pill-OW"

The thing about spending two 16+ hour days in the car with your best friend is that this deals what may be a fatal blow to low self esteem. You know how hard it is to maintain a level of self loathing in that close proximity to someone who calls you out and tells you you’re great every time?

"Do you think she's down for some milf for milf?" @maddiegreenheart.bsky.social

"More plasma!" Chanting: "Plasma! Plasma! Plasma!"

I Love Boosters is incredible. Boots Riley says "ok if subtlety is dead I'm going to take BIPOC centered feminism and pro-union anti-capitalism and bludgeon the audience over the head with them for 120 minutes in a fever dream they'll never forget." Also it's so fucking funny I was wheezing.

What my polycule didnt realize is that Ive actually been building a team for heists. So far Ive got: The Face The Hacker The Fixer

2000 miles!

*looking at polycule* so which one of you is the dracula and which are the three brides

I Love Boosters is incredible. Boots Riley says "ok if subtlety is dead I'm going to take BIPOC centered feminism and pro-union anti-capitalism and bludgeon the audience over the head with them for 120 minutes in a fever dream they'll never forget." Also it's so fucking funny I was wheezing.

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1000 miles today DC to KC

@maddiegreenheart.bsky.social "Don't try to fuck my wife, within reason." "What's within reason mean?" "Well try a little, to be respectful."

Matching road trip tattoos with my bestie!

Will anyone cover my transorbital lobotomy under gender affirming care?

600 miles into the journey and we're discussing unending tides of the spirits of 100 billion dead babies that must make up the majority of heaven and laughing so hard we can't breathe. So things are going very normally.

A crytid has acquired a best friend!

Who wore it better?

PSA: Bluesky's new auto-tagging moderation stuff is a disaster. Disable it. Go into Settings on the Bluesky site and enable adult content and set everything to Warn at most, which makes posts opt-in. Hide just vanishes posts. Then go into Advanced/Bluesky Mod Service and do the same on everything.

I stand by this

Good morning Internet

I should probably increase the weight I'm doing for squats and deadlifts, but it would make it so much harder to switch between them 🥺

My wife is so attractive that girls flirting with me ask me to forward their nudes to her 😂 I love being poly so much

Ok I'm kinda curious @realfollowers.bsky.social

🍦: You've been so chaste and demure. 🔪: ... 🔪: Well...

I would it's true.

Ok yes I'm sure having close friends from childhood who share a bunch of experiences with you are amazing, but finding new people who happen to have shared experiences that were formative to both your childhoods slaps super hard.

And @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social is the consummate hostess and just an overall wonderful human being.

My life is extraordinarily full of beautiful women who care about me and it's kind of incredible. I love all of you. 💕