I can't believe I missed the chance to use this meme immediately after bottom surgery

Heads up, if I saved something of yours it's because my thumb slipped. Sorry. It's happened like 4 times already.

This feels like a prudent thing to do, given how enthusiastic the BlueSky mods are to silence people like me for simply asking people not to abuse and harass us. If you're trans, disabled, neurospicy, BIPOC, queer, or otherwise at-risk on this platform you might want to start looking for a PDS.

I can't believe I look like this now

Freshly baked cornbread (courtesy of @mrxth3.bsky.social), slathered in butter and drizzled with locally sourced raw honey, paired with slightly less fresh aged soft cheese

I should cut up more of my old T-shirts into asymmetrical crop tops and tanks. (They are not intentionally asymmetrical I am just bad at it.)

True love is the people that get excited with you when you show them the really weird ingrown hair you finally got out.

sorry to be so in my feelings about this stuff today, but i also wanna make a special plea to the much smaller cohort in the data for those above age 35 (those that have survived at least💔): you *can* do this too. it is *not* too late, and i am living, thriving proof. 💞

still no job nor uptick in uber income this month so i'm running way behind on rent and bills again, anything really helps 💖 venmo.com/u/juniperple... cash.app/$juniperplexed ko-fi.com/juniperplexed

Everyone has a forced bimbofication kink. Some of you just don't know it yet.

For reference.

@halfbakedrhymes.com looking at the Rogue Yellow Snow Ale tap handle: "This is not a dudes rock moment." 😔

And it was SO worth it.

nothing has ever encouraged me to increase my showering habits to daily as much as having a pussy in the summer time jfc

Logging onto bsky

Can't hear you Already cut my balls off Full of French toast 💅

Well you've done it chat, you've forced me out of bed. Are you happy with yourself? What's next, going to work? When will the horrors cease?

Good morning bluesky. Tell me I have to get out of bed.

New piercings! I can't wait until the heal enough to get something cuter than the surgical steel piercing equipment.

I love mouth guards because jocks deserve to be kinky too. Look at you with your little trainer ball gag.

like, goebbels is literally calling liberals stupid for granting freedom of speech to fascists, and liberals learned nothing from this because they did not want to. because deep down liberals hate leftists more than fascists and always have.

ew let's do a gross, disgusting thing while it's friday and nobody is paying attention for every like on this post i'll make a good faith attempt to say one nice thing about myself

She told me I have amazing kisses 🥰

The first name I tried out was Erica. Leah got added to the list after coming out to my parents and finding out it was the name they had picked out for me if I'd been afab. I didn't pick it right away, but after trying it out it felt right. The rest of the names I like but didn't feel like me.

Kayla: You inspire me. I need to have the biggest titties in the house. #rcbg

I fucking love being a woman

Your infrastructure is built for 10,000 people with 1,000 horse and buggy carts.

Boston is a city built on entropy and vibes (derogatory)

Why are you lgbtq+, correct answers only I really wanted to be gay but I liked women

🌕 women who love other women

Amiright?

Amiright?

Guys does it have a name for when instead of liking feet you're the one who wants their own feet liked? Other than feet fetish I mean. I think I have that