*walks onstage to "comme des garçons"* hello everyone, thank you for attending. Today I'm here to raise awareness of he/him bisexual lesbians

Feeling very loved this morning 🥰

I can't believe it's been two years. It feels like I've known you forever but also like the last two years have gone by in a flash. I can't wait for our next adventure together. Happy anniversary my love 💜

She's the perfect goblin tradwife.

I'm pretty proud of myself for getting my mom on hrt. I think in general we should be more up front with cis women that menopause is optional instead of pushing the "it's natural" line.

Quiet (I just had surgery that rendered me unable to speak for several weeks for those not in on the joke)

Real. I need to crawl under a rock a hibernate.

Reading this thread with a broken rib was a fucking bad idea.

#Bakedrhymes The word for what's happening Is Humiliation Trans and Trans alike Forced to bend To Break To Kneel To Submit You have one demand Admit we are less than Not valuable like Man Nor precious objects as Women The Others discarded Ones unloved by both God and Law 1/7

Concept: girl on voice rest for surgery vs. girl on voice rest cause of the "now we're even" gag

I just think that, if life was fair, she'd be here *gesturing to the space between my legs*

Love the auto off light in this bathroom it's very showernap coded

Let her nibble just a little bit of spinal fluid when she's not feeling well. As a treat

Girl thighs

I swear girl cuddles are more effective pain relief than oxy

Girl who is mysterious and silent

California here we come

Sitting on the tarmac within sight of the plane you need to be on as you get closer and closer to missing it is a special kind of hell.

Going from "I hope today gets better" to "that wasn't a suggestion."

Sending your metas racy pictures of your mutual girlfriend in exchange for cute dog pics. 🤌

Me: Does Blade impression @halfbakedrhymes.com: "You gotta stop doing that or I can't kiss you anymore. My bisexuality is in shambles."

Girl who is sitting on a pussy she's had for a year

Wait, is international women's day really the day we lost an hour to Daylight saving bullshit? Of fuckin course. Tracks. Enjoy your 23 hours. Smdh.

Out at the Ashley Gavin comedy show!

Dear Lilith above And Gaia below We ask that you guard Dear Leah's pure soul She stumbled upon A Naive little sheep Now on altar she waits Her soul you will keep Love all your children Especially her I hope you dont mind The Coconut for Myrrh

Q: What sound does it make when you rub two washboards together? A: [redacted]

@leahshape.bsky.social : 👀

We're being all fancy pants or whateva 😌💅

Mental check in... Meme only.

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org

No cheating; your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist Uhh, I don't think this is going to go well.

Told y'all I'm a switch.

Muppet Bladerunner where Deckard is implied to be a Muppet too

Valentine's Day date night fit

Leah QOTD: "They should make butches hide their forearms."

Alternate Jack qotd: "I don't wanna have to lotion my cat."

I cannot overstate enough how much I love my family. Hug your people close, world's hard and we make it easier by lifting up eachother. 🥰

Leah just finished reading me Ribbonwood by Ruby Landers and I have to say its the cutest lesbian romance novel she's read to me yet. it's been a long time since I've read anything with characters as compelling as that

So what group chat are the queers moving too?

did you get ppt or did u get the

Get you a girl who will cry together with you and soothe your vulnerability even when it's raw and unfiltered. 🥰

I've been feeling so out of shape and weak lately. And, I know, I've gone through two surgeries and significant recoveries last year it makes sense I've lost some—oh, what? I just needed an iron supplement? I've still got it? Oh. Cool. Take your vitamins kids.

Ok there are some downsides. Squirting that many times in a row has a similar effect to being catheterized. I feel like I have to pee all the time now. Damn it, I guess I will need to exercise some self control.

The overlap in time between doctors orders to dilate 3 times a day and the realization that I can now come for hours at a time limited only by my need for food and water may actually kill me. We're two days into it and I have over a month to go. Pray for me.

It has been so wonderful getting to know you and spend time with you 💕

$127/$300 please please keep boosting. I'm just trying to get back to work. Right now my car is the only way I can make money.

I have a question for the lesbian clown girls. Do you have to remove the nose before... You know 😳

Barbie: Life in the Dream House

"So... Ripp says i gotta give it a shot so here goes-" "Alright, get on the ground" "What?" "The instep thing? Is that not what's happening?" - @leahshape.bsky.social