Please help Maria!!!

Please reskeet if you can ❤️

Please reskeet if you can ❤️

Still 130/1k with the 327 due in the next 24 hours

I'm really short on money for car insurance, oil change and car payment. It totals close to 1k because of late bills. Somehow i didn't pay my car insurance last month - i have no memory of how this happened

It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you

I hope you get egg burps whenever you think about any other woman.

I swear to god there must be a neurotransmitter that provides feelings of pleasure from doing or saying the stupidest shit. When they discover it, it must be named derpamine

the name conan o'brien means "with nan of brien" send skeet

let's see if this leads to hilarity

my wife and i saw you from across the bar and were wondering if you always chew your food like that

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I packed away all the tools and toys I use to entertain myself and others... ...and then have been too bummed out and boring to raise the funds to actually ship it and us across the country... 😮‍💨 🙏⚒️💕💸🏳‍⚧♿💜

Devil: Is there a problem? Soul: I was told there is a special place in hell for me. This is just okay. Devil: Soul: I'm a little let down. Devil: Good.

who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires

A jury of my peers? 12 emotionally available sweethearts?!

it’s bullshit that taking a train between Boston and Philly takes the same amount of time as driving, what was mayor Pete even doing for 4 years

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Car insurance is priority right now before my rate goes up ♥️

Car insurance is priority right now before my rate goes up ♥️

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As an extremely shrill leftist all i can say is I HATE American Eagle Jeans! Not very antifa woke terrorist duds if you ask me

what the shit is he even talking about?

Please help out if you can ♥️

This is really urgent for me ❤️

I'm going to be that 80 year old still trying to be relevant by using my grand children's slang. And I'm going to be 100% successful. They'll never figure out that I'm an old

I'm going to be that 80 year old still trying to be relevant by using my grand children's slang. And I'm going to be 100% successful. They'll never figure out that I'm an old

Chuck Schumer is the worst Nancy Pelosi I've ever seen

Oscar Isaac out there showing other big name actors that you don't have to suck off of the transphobic and fascist teat if you don't want to. Unless, of course, you love money more than human rights and democracy, like John Lithgow and Simon Pegg.

Quick need a spooky Easter name, anyone?

And I've been doing politics for long enough to know clearly that the entire Senate Democratic caucus agreed to this decision to fold. Open your eyes. The 8 who "broke" did so with the complete blessing of Schumer and their colleagues. You don't have to play along because this is not a game. The end

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when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick

breathe in for five. hold for five. breathe out for five. repeat. 🍁🍂🍂🍁

I don't know how to explain it but if you grew up on Winnie the Pooh in the 80s, you're depressed now. The "Oh Bother" to "Why Bother" pipeline is real.

Democrats: Look, if we give the cafeteria bully our lunch money today what are the chances he'll take it from us again tomorrow? Plus, he's scary

Didn’t get to be a sexy nurse for Halloween so I’m going to be a slutty turkey for Thanksgiving.

Hmmm what shall i do today? Oh i have a great idea, let's lay in bed and be useless

Still relevant 🫠

when this hell in himself yawned beneath him, a wild cry would be heard through the ship

it would be way easier to start voicetraining if i wasnt so attached to being able to say "one of these days ill start voice training and then ill show all you bitches"

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.