Celebrating Ann Reinking on her birthday with this astonishing Jack Mitchell photo. Annie was elegant, intelligent, hilarious, bawdy, ferocious, silly, empathetic, and deep as the ocean. 💔💜

*Trump repeatedly slams his dick in the car door* Senate Democrats: "My God---the man is a genius. We capitulate."

Bernie Sanders has always and only ever been about the greater glorification of Bernie Sanders. Total bullshit has always been his stock in trade.

Tim Kaine: "My job is to make my life easier, not yours."

She seems to fly under the radar as a truly disgusting person so share this clip

"Maybe it's possible that the Nazis who murdered millions are lying to me, but i don't think so because I is genius!"

What does one expect from a man so squirrelly that after decades of Republicans being Nazis, King still cannot bring himself to join the only other party in the country? Democrats in congress may be mostly trash, but "independent" is the tell that someone is a complete troll.

Oh fuck off

If you didn't already know the Olympics were corrupt and evil as fk, then you've not been paying attention for decades now and that's on you

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

We just saw who ISN'T standing with us, Tim. Maybe fix the hole in your heart.

Oscar Isaac out there showing other big name actors that you don't have to suck off of the transphobic and fascist teat if you don't want to. Unless, of course, you love money more than human rights and democracy, like John Lithgow and Simon Pegg.

It can be two things

I don't believe any Democratic Senator who isn't calling for new leadership. Not even for a minute. If you aren't blasting Chuck Schumer today, then your are as guilty as everyone who voted yes. So Chris Murphy, Bernie Sanders, et al. can all go sit on a stick and spin.

Pardner started watching ER from the beginning. I never watched back in the day. How long did it take before George Clooney dropped the puppy dog eyes which he never used to look scene partners in the eye with? Because thru 4 eps, he's the weakest part of the show by far. Give me more Glenn Plummer.

If you are not a Republican and you have never voted in a Democratic primary, you need to take a long, hard look in a mirror today. And if you don't vote at all, you need to fuck all the way off. Ultimately the makeup of Congress is OUR fault. We put these chuds in charge. We dug this hole.

L-I-A-R

No bad thing I've ever said about Democrats in congress has been harsh enough. And a giant go fuck yourself to everyone who ever said "what do you expect Democrats to do, go focus on the Republicans who caused this." Well, Democrats caused this one, you myopic hog taints. Fuck everybody, tonight!

This is "look forward, not back" all over again. The only real change he brought us was endless abject collaboration.

This is "look forward, not back" all over again. The only real change he brought us was endless abject collaboration.

They’re not cowardly. They’re complicit. Assuming they’re cowardly gives them the benefit of the doubt of being in opposition.

if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

No bad thing I've ever said about Democrats in congress has been harsh enough. And a giant go fuck yourself to everyone who ever said "what do you expect Democrats to do, go focus on the Republicans who caused this." Well, Democrats caused this one, you myopic hog taints. Fuck everybody, tonight!

If i had a nickel for every time i heard "Coach Lenny say..." from a player. I have never learned more about basketball than i did from watching Lenny Wilkens' Cavs teams play, and from listening to him talk. Some of it is outmoded now, but it gave me a base that I still lean on to this day.

Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world. Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.

Now that I'm following basketball seriously again, i miss newspapers. For decades I'd lay out my paper and pour over the box scores spread before me on my table. I would inhale them and could spit out stats on command. Clicking from one app box score to another ain't the same. It's not efficient.

The media is rushing 300 “New York Jews worried about Mamdani antisemitism” fetch essays based on nothing but Mamdani being a Muslim meanwhile the Republican Party from top to toe has the confidence to wear nazi makeup every day knowing the press looks at it like the westworld bots seeing a polaroid

Third at-home two day chemo pump is finished and disconnected. Mina is very excited because it means that she can sleep with Pardner again instead of with her other, more flatulent person.

We've never stopped masking, and sometimes it gets surreal. Thursday as Pardner was getting chemo, a nurse was telling a patient in the next chemo stall how important it is to mask in public. But not a single nurse in the chemo ward was wearing a mask. Not one. That is, of course, beyond insane.

Even the use of the word “plan” is sane-washing.

Imagine if AI were really AI and we were creating sentient machines whose entire job was to do gross stuff like pick up our dirty underwear or create bizarro bespoke porn. Now imagine real life becoming The Purge but run by robots who feel no physical pain and have nothing to lose.

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

And the lulz just keep on coming

This is my shocked face

I have been actively watching contracts and surge funding over the last few days and what I would say to my friends in Baltimore is “be absolutely ready, right now.”

Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.

It's important to note that ICE initially lied that they'd taken Marta Leiva at the SLC airport. How can they expect anyone to trust an organization that will just blatantly lie? And what purpose does the lie serve? It reeks of a bumbling group enacting violence with no accountability.

The least surprising news you will hear all day

"A possible" violation, the headline reads. At the very least frame it "An apparent clear violation." That's would be both journalistically safe and accurate. I'm not trying to hammer this outlet. They clearly understand this to be the case, but they soft peddled that understanding in the subhead.

What will happen when the Easily Resistable Force meets the Very Movable Object?

What happened, @nytimes.com? Why not stand by your original headline? Because it’s absolutely an accurate representation of this trash conversation. To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil

All of them* (*unless makeup is involved, but then still most of them)

"I hate him and everything he stands for, but I'm a rich white man so why does the brown man refuse to bend the knee," asked the choad from down the road

there really are more of us than there are of them and when we all stand up and pitch in, we win

Readers in Arizona, Michigan, & Georgia! Your senators have been getting a LOT of dedicated pressure to end the shutdown, without fixing healthcare. If you have a minute, go ahead & give them a call! Their job is to respond to constituents & they're mostly hearing from GOP voters rn.

Genocide by fiat. Good job, American voters. We are closing in on Stalin and Hitler with every passing day. USA USA USA!!!

I'm guessing they just changed it over from "password"

Had the worst day of my life today and I'm celebrating by going to town on finally unfollowing every single person who reposts George Conway into my feed. Do better, people. Do better.