Bible sales for a new era. Would love to see what Flannery O'Connor would make of it.

you're laughing. there's a family trapped in enchanted capitals & you're laughing.

Update: I met the owner of the house today and complimented him profusely on how cool it is.

When several hundred people like a post, it's fun to imagine a big auditorium with those people in it all applauding a chalkboard where I have written an intrusive thought.

look around you afresh

Nightfall.

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)

Don't think about the smell of the interior, just think about how cool this is in concept.

My natural state.

Has anyone read the new George Saunders?

This is about Northern European food

Daily doorknobs.

Me, when you have that hot gossip.

only 80s kids remember being lured out of town by the piper's melodies because our parents wouldn't pay for ratcatching and we turned out fine

Doorknob super-cut.

Dollhouse.

Be my pen pal?

The park in Águeda must have had live animals at one point, and now replaced them with plaster ones. So strange and charming.

I love the jug ears on this Saint.

Signs and wonders, eh? Pity if there is nothing wonderful in signs, and significant in wonders!

Thus, if someone is wearing an outfit, they are either dressed for the elements or showing off. The only person here is the wearer. We don't think about the tailors or sewers behind the outfits in the way we might consider the artist when looking at a painting, even if it's in someone's home.

Tell me you're into DMT without telling me you're into DMT.

They spent at least $50 BILLION over 2 months to bomb people in Iran. I don't want to hear a single thing about what can and cannot be funded in this country. Ever. The End.

when ur on a walk and there's a dog

We’ve joked that if we find a third we could have a podcast called “Sarah Sarah Sarah” 🫦

bestie same

This is the purse my gf uses to sneak me into the movies. Along with a keg of beer. And three of my friends. And a popcorn machine. And a couch.

I still couldn't fit all my treasures in there

New York's hottest club.

Giant purse alert.

Folks, you are on Bluesky so you are going to have a distorted sense of how many books most people read. 40% of USians read ZERO books last year.

Update. May we all be so lucky to one day have a beautiful tree grow through our bones.

Update.

Look at this bad boy.

I love love love that these Spanish gummy octopi candies stop at seven arms. *Waves hand.* "You get the idea."

The Clone Wars animated series is an excellent political science primer for children.

Evening walk.

Hi! I'm a farmer! This NYT article is sweet, saccharine bullshit. Farmers knew Trump was going to hurt our business. Because he already did a trade war in his 1st term. I even did a video on why so many farmers support Trump, WHILE knowing he'd hurt our farms.

Beach/praia/plage/playa.

'We shower money on generals & on nobles, we keep high-born paupers living on the national charity, we squander wealth with both hands on...palaces; but we grudge every halfpenny that increases the education rate & howl down every proposal to build decent houses for the poor' (Annie Besant, 1893).

Parkour.

When my youngest said, "This car smells like throws-ups."

Solidarity with all the teachers (and allies) marching in Raleigh today. You all deserve well-resourced schools. Getting there requires widespread pressure on the NCGA. I hope you’ll be able to build on today, escalate the pressure, and get what you and your students deserve.

1. Folsom Prison Blues 2. Sabotage 3. Pirate Jenny (Nina Simone version) 4. Yeah 5. Common People 6. Alright 7. Dedicated to the One I Love 8. My Funny Valentine 9. Fancy 10. Proud Mary

No, the algorithm was the friends we made along the way.

Sorry, dude.

Hey professor friends, steal this idea for your schools and your legacy will be eternal. The children yearn to ride themed floats and spray cheap beer on each other.

This car stalled out in the middle of the parade, but a few minutes later the kids got it push-started to triumphant cheers.

It also functioned as a very cool tractor show. It was both a bit debauched, but also very sweet. The neighborhood turned out for it with the Avós bringing little folding chairs to watch from the sidewalks and kids and families.

So we just got back from the University of Aveiro's Enterro. It's an end of the year celebration for students. Each department makes a float for a beer-soaked parade through the streets. It started with a pony cart pulling a student in a coffin.