If AI can’t start by solving the problem of its own massive energy needs, what even is the point?

The klepto- part of the kleptocracy seems to be trending today.

Brock Bowers fantasy owners:

“Holsey did in fact quit,” Rep Adam Smith told me. “So we need to hear: Did he quit because he believed he was being given illegal orders?” How is it possible that we may never hear the answer to this question?

His Royal Highness the Defendant of York

I need an allergy medicine that keeps you up for exactly 2 more hours then knocks you out for 8. I need Duskquil.

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

The pilot for my tv show, “Conrad Oakhaven: Wine Lawyer” is not garnering a lot of interest from the big networks yet

I hope the NYT and other legacy media are proud of their role in midwifing this guy back into office

the invisible hand of the market keeps punching my dick

“Isaac Chotiner wants to interview you” is the new “Mike Wallace and a camera crew are on their way to your office”

Did you know? If you text 741741 when you are feeling really depressed or suicidal, a crisis worker will text you back. Many people feel more comfortable texting than talking out loud. Feel free to share. Someone who needs to know this might see it, and that would be a Good Thing.

I can’t resist Mexican breakfast. It’s my chilaquiles heel.

Taco Bell is perfect for people who want diarrhea, but don’t have a lot of time.

Don’t kid yourself, you need more sleep than you think

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

House of Pain gave us better medical advice than RFK Jr ever did or will

Me, arriving in hell: Why am I here? Satan: (shows supercut of spectacularly wrong things I put in the recycling bin) Me: Fair enough

I hadn’t seen this. Kirk, the moderate free speech guy who did politics the right way per some liberals (!), called for Biden to be executed. Meanwhile Joe Biden put out a very strong statement condemning Kirk’s killing. Both sides!

Show idea: Great Baking British Show Americans students take huge bong rips and do British accents

Idea: Great British Baked Baking Show Nice polite Brits get super duper stoned and make cakes and pastries

Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.

What a day (derogatory)

Even when he was driving Trump crazy with his mocking social posts, Gavin has been that guy

Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory? Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”

Political violence is reprehensible. Using inflammatory rhetoric designed to incite political violence is reprehensible.

Now that we're empty nesters, whenever I see a parent walking with a child I think, "Yeah, I cleared that level."

It’s just unreal how fiercely he clings to his weak talking points. Not even *trying* to meet this terrible moment.

They could have done something like this in the Trump immunity case and given a chance for the special counsel to take Trump's federal election subversion charges to trial. Expediting cases is a choice

Trump heading into an Epstein sex party

So sad to hear about the passing of Mark Volman. A great singer and a very funny man, he made pop music history with The Turtles, and of course I LOVED his Zappa years. Sending condolences, especially to my friend Howard Kaylan. Rest In Peace. deadline.com/2025/09/mark...

Love the deli paper on the doctor’s table. Mmm I’m a sick little sandwich

OH: if vaccines caused autism, we’d have way more trains in the United States

I confused Tom’s of Maine with Tom of Finland. Related: I cannot recommend Tom of Finland toothpaste. (This post is for 5, maybe 6 people.)

What a fucking ghoul

We may be falling behind other countries in education and healthcare, but we still lead the world in the number of basic cable channels showing Family Guy reruns.

Los Angeles: share this. Fuck ICE.

It’s the weekend, so you know what that means: I’m putting my Crocs in Sport Mode

I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town

“Time was, when Congress appropriated federal funds, the funds were spent.” “Sure, Grandpa. Let’s get you back to your room.”

On the plus side, when a future Dem president gets to eliminate all these tariffs, that’s a built-in economic recovery waiting to happen.

Nothing matters any more, but it is enduringly funny that Trump thinks of himself as a negotiator, and his followers have bought into that completely, and there's just no human on the goddamn planet easier to flatter, fool, & snooker. He's a helpless baby, transparent & trivially easy to manipulate.

This should be headline news - the implications are horrifying …

Should RFK Jr. and Netanyahu be cell mates in The Hague? Or should they each have their own cell?

Cracker Barrel Max

Sabrina Carpenter implies the existence of Sabrina Electrician and Sabrina Plumber

It just feels like we could slow Trump down if someone would just hand him a book of fabric swatches and ask him what he thinks the drapes in the ballroom should look like

Sabrina Carpenter implies the existence of Sabrina Electrician and Sabrina Plumber

Cracker Barrel Max

Shameful