Just gonna keep tapping the sign* *𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦

RIP, Bagel

You can find some really cute sackcloth at Nordstrom’s Off The Rack rn, comes with free ashes

*approaches October slowly with a piece of apple in my hand*

The Bridge ~ Valerie Thornton, 1954

I don’t have to prove myself to you I don’t need you to approve who I am, how I do And if you do, that’s nice but I don’t need to know You can keep your little judgments Take them with you when you go #poetry #lyrics

What we're living through is the result of 100 years of treating conservatism like it was anything better than fascism biding its time.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.

WATCH: "They are underwater across the board, and they know it. And that is causing them to double down in public. But it is backfiring. That is why—whether it's a shutdown, whether it's all of this—they want us to blink first. And we have too much to save," says AOC.

I’ll say it again: Pete Hegseth looks like whatever Hoobastank means

It should have been over 11,780 times, starting with “grab them by the pussy”, but here we are

A junta tonight Cos I’m not sleepy There’s something about this prez That makes me fret

there's this assumption by the admin that there is an infinite supply of buff KKK members ready to fill the ranks of the military and ICE and I have bad news for them both about the overall number of KKK members and their general fitness level

like, the fact that they felt this spectacle was necessary is itself evidence that they don't have the military support that they want

I’m eating Funyuns for breakfast.

I would 💯 attend her Fair

You like me, you really really like me! Please clap. I SAID FUCKING CLAP

With a knick-knack, paddywhack, eat a bag of dicks Let’s snort coke with Stevie Nicks

Please clap.

I’m learning to play the organ :)

If I were on fire I would simply get off fire

I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were

once again, it is a core belief of people on the american right that it should be illegal for you not to like them or want to be around them or work with them

now that eric adams has ended his campaign for mayor it’s time to stroll down memory lane

#Refusniks #FreePalestine #TheKidsAreAlright

Can't we just get healthcare

Timeline cleanser 🐈

The assholes are outnumbered. Every day is a testament to this truth. I see it all of the time. Most people are decent.

WE’LL SHOW YOU THE WARRANT WHEN WE’RE DONE

Thing is, not only is that not radical— except in the original sense of the word, related to the root, that which is fundamental— it’s not even “the left”. It’s centrist. Basic. Universal. It’s what everyone wants when they’re not being funded by high-functioning sociopaths.

We’ll show you the warrant when we’re done. WE’LL SHOW YOU THE WARRANT WHEN WE’RE DONE.

Jim Jefferies defended playing Riyadh by saying the Saudi's human rights violations are no worse than America's. I mean... OK. But if the US government was putting on a comedy show to help cover up the Florida concentration camp & ICE abuses then yeah, you'd be a sack of shit for doing that, too.

Crisis actors are a real phenomenon. The thing is, they are always, always, ALWAYS a tool of the Right.

“My papers are in order.” -dull -derivative -what an estate attorney expects you to say “My docs are in a row.” -fun -wordplay on “ducks”! -why you were served divorce papers in the first place

Islay the Highland #Cow by and old cement foundation

Taste my ostrakon you contemptible stormtroopers

Me trying to convince my wife that Neutral Milk Hotel is a stone groove.

The thing is, Stephen Miller is absolutely right. It’s just that the terrorism is coming from inside the government.

I have finally been granted access to Area 51.

Dogs are good and cats are cats.

we've all been there, girl

Well don't I feel stupid

200 cc’s of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, STAT

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance