when bro is unknown 😂👇

BLADE RUNNER (1982)

first #gaslands car done. also first time painting hot wheels or at 1/64 scale. using #40k #drukhari transfers, which i think work really well. i can also picture one of my pirates driving this thing #minipainting

[0011472] Dwarf gains no good thoughts from attending meeting, constantly tries to attend meeting.

everyone!!!! everyone we need to break caveman out of the facility before they put him in the evil machine!!!!!

im counting chickens from eggs that havent even been laid yet

calling the airport to ask if i can check in even though im not going anywhere

caveman that they thawed out of the ice and taught English for fun before crushing him to death in the big crushing machine: advertiser... friendly? 😊 friend advertiser 😄

friggin twitter am i right fellow blueskiers 😂👌 let's skeet

say something not advertiser friendly so i know you're human

Ok kid you seem pretty sharp so let me break it down for you: I need medical attention immediately.

Toy Storievsky

Gamer Tip: Boil the sludge to loosen its consistency!

philosophy tip: consider that a bulldozer could easily mush you into guck. #thoughts

Gandalf the White Boy

love tortiller chips n dippings sauce

Offering this to the people of Bluesky, many of whom may find use in it

everyone loves how realistic I look

making a bit character account for a show or movie I've never seen and winging it. like doctor who. "watch out for Daleks! 😂 " I'd post. or star trek. "im mr spok✌️, dont make me pinch you motherfucker"

let's all think about something

das heimlich manöver heißt so, weil man sich anschleichen muss, damit es funktioniert

paddington bear, the famous movie dog, is alive and well after a health scare involving a discharged firearm

I WALK INTO THE DEALERSHIP BLAM ELDRITCH BLAST TO THE SALES ASSOCIATE BLAM ELDRITCH BLAST TO THE TEAM LEADER REGIONAL SALES DIRECTOR INVESTIGATES THE RUCKUS BLAM HOLD PERSON BLAM FIREBALL WHILE THEY SCRABBLING FOR COVER I WALK OUT WITH AN ALL ELECTRIC LEXUS RZ500 THIS SHIT TOO EASY BABY ITS TOO EASY

You never see a person with great taste sayin some shit like "let ppl enjoy things"

bed bath & then some

Americans find nothing funnier than adding the name of a restaurant chain to a post

did they ever find out who needs to hear this

i need to have a serious talk with you while walking down endlessly repeating sci fi spaceship corridor movie sets

divinity original sin 2 definitely one of the best games of all time but act 4 is just a massive pain in the gosh darn ass from the first minute

hey, sorry to bother you, just really felt like bothering you

here's the thing to understand about technology. the computer is good and awesome but the phone is evil. phone's evil, computer's good if you have windows 11 on your computer that's evil but you can make it good by switching to linux phone will always be evil, you can't do anything about that

my opinion on the newest Nintendo drama is, as always: if you're willing to pay for that shit then you deserve to be paying for that shit

Ich will mein leben mit holem Internet verschwenden, bis die Welt verottet

there are secret messages hidden in the openings of all your favorite childhood shows. specifically for you to find. you are of sound mind. they're trying to tell you something. listen to them

your reply reminds me of the age old adage "you shut your mouth how can you say i go about things the wrong way" from charmed opening

gf bf bf gf

just made htis

i am purely coincidental

no need to thank me

If Bluesky dies, find me in the woods, my name carried by the wind through the rustling birch trees. Place a silver coin in the ground, upon which the winds will blow slightly harder, and a piece of paper will appear in your hand. It’s a drawing of my fursona with his butt out. It is yours to keep

💁🎙️ hello replier. go ahead, you're on the air📻

knuckle tattoo that says BABA DOOK

Just used an onion during cooking #meal #cuisine

nice mortar. is it brickened

i dont read comments or replies that begin with "to be fair, "

one time a guy scrolled all the way to the bottom and fell out of the website and just ran away. probably just a legend

Hollywood, LA is in the SoCal Orange County Bay Area. Just take the 405, can't miss it