im ordering a mp3 player and wired headphones, fuck all this shit

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

[TreatmentBot] Sounds like someone here is in need of The Treatment

Season 2 Episode 27 - Frame 423 out of 2800

im going post to post knocking on people's replies to ask if they're interested in checking out my timeline and hit like on everything

a toddler who helps hamburgers could be an interesting character

Opinion: Animals at zoo should do more cool stuff or what's the point

prediction: within a year, scurvy is somehow gonna become a massive problem in the US. the president, vice president, and HHS secretary will respond to the crisis by calling all citrus fruit "woke poison"

Could I please get one ‘sode of pop

i am going to purchase literally all of the new steam hardware ehehe

hell is me

have emails ever been used for Good? seems emails are 100% Evil coded

This scene still gives me goosebumps

bro thought i was above advertising my posts in the replies of mutuals 😂

im the only person who has ever searched "sweet home alabama tabs" on duckduckgo

excruciating? yeah man. big time. i used to cruciate three times a day, minimum. but that's in the past

(explaining the concept of "helping" to an American) imagine a hamburger

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

trying to make myself feel younger by coughing on my tablet violently

anyone else feel like ur life is a little too on the nose

im excited for gta 6 bc i feel like that'll be the one that will finally get me back into game piracy big time

when u tilt all the cups on ur desk to find out which has liquid drops left in it, thus identifying it as the "freshest" one >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

bovine domestication has been a disaster for the human race

your honor, nothing could be further from the truth. while also being unfortunately something that happened exactly as described

its christmas

going reply for reply with every dipshit who doesn't know what a joke is on here

Captain Torture

ur telling me a curry goat ricened this peas

cooking hack: out of salt?? Just use sugar! it's basically the same thing just taste a lil different

Dick Changeling

Spending some quantity time with coworkers

listen up pal you're replying to a former winner of the internet for an entire day so maybe watch it

youth lingo explanation for all you old timers: 6 7 = bomberclaat #linguistics #etymology #science #facts

(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since

like three of these a day and repost one of these as needed

joke t shirt that's like: FBI Federal Bureau Inspector

(simpsons but bart is the big one) homer, choking child: why you massive

happy Halloween 🎃👌

HYAH! power attack

hard listening radio station

pronounces beverage like mirage

(shaky voice after obviously having cried for some time) the people who never followed me back have no idea what kinda white knuckle turbo mutual they missed out on tbh

i am in development hell, and increasingly unlikely to see a release date

people used to say twerk. what do they call it nowadays when they violently throw their posterior to and fro?

i always enjoyed it when, in a cartoon, someone would perfectly slice a carrot directly into a pot

(britishly) hallowinnit

dont tell anyone i said this, and know i wouldnt admit to it in front of a jury of my peers, but i kinda dont hate the new changes to the youtube player

I bet English people call their father something CRAZY. probably Mister Parent

microplastic surgery