wow dude, you are your father's spitting image. and coughing and puking image

The Cantankerous Miscreant has sent you an Aggravation Request

ok what's the rapture shit now. stop coming up with new stuff constantly

(subtweet) babu frik is vastly superior to baby yoda

i should go without saying

Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller November 04,1938

wjat the hell is an "immersive sim"

i have never wanted or needed to drag and drop selected text in an editor, and neither have you

made myself physically ill imagining a gen z'er trying to interact with a .exe file. pawing at the screen like "skibidy is this an app". no, you literal child. you need some .dlls and probably a .dat file before it becomes an app. christ alive

for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world

Argentina is a beautiful name for a country girl

bro u are glitterally bedazzled looking

beds are high-key slept on

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

pasting a biden "i did that" sticker next to a model of the universe

me to a clown: humor me

a helicopter when asked how it does all that:

This is one of the most detailed miniatures I've ever painted. Though I prefer the overall fantasy aesthetic of Age of Sigmar, I do enjoy this gothic industrial hybrid. #warhammer #warhammer40k #necromunda #PaintingWarhammer #miniatures #wargaming #miniatures #tabletopgames #paintingminiatures

@sentimentbot.bsky.social wjat is this bullshit now

there are those who would accuse me of not being 100% Reply Guy bc i also make regular posts. what they don't realize is that those are replies to God

elden ring takes place in the 70's

CIA Deputy Director Avery Bullock is one of my favorite American Dad characters ever!

here's the thing when Die Hard came out in 1988 it was 11 years after the original star wars, right? and you're like fuck man that was already ancient then. over a decade? sheesh. but i'll tell you something 11 years ago was 2014 and that's when John Wick and Interstellar and The Lego Movie came out

the Emperor's clothes doth protest too much

I've said it before and I'll never say it again

making the worst post of all time and then pointing to the sky and thanking God

ive said it before and ill say it again

Repost this for a chance to make me smile...

is there name for when you feel like you're slowly bleeding out, but it's ur soul and brain and mind that's bleeding out not ur actual body

(malicious, threatening voice) im penciling you in. i am making an appointment with you

the new skate. is so fucking good you have no idea

toaster too low key

The Bioluminescent Homie: its alright bro you can stare in awe at the wonder of my Living Glow

fast and awesome wins the race

the exact time and location of my inevitable demise was not on my bingo card

smokin on that shit that makes u go at an angle

oh awesome, not only did i barely get any sleep, but some asshole burnt all my midnight oil

its cool how pigeons are just kinda around and nobody cares and they dont either

[proverb] i am in favor of verbs

Message from a Dr at St Thomas’ hospital:

I made some more music and also here is a silly work in progress drawing of some goblins who appear scary but really they are kind.

Girl, I am losing my mind

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

American Dad has the most hilarious phone calls in it

i know I'll get hate for this but when bands play here and say they love to play in this city and that we're great, they mean it. they don't mean it in your city, but they do in mine.

done all the mage tower challenges. #wow #warcraft #worldofwarcraft #epic #awesome #amazing #super #great

@bsky.app i need a spaces equivalent. i need to broadcast at everyone

@vaethryn.bsky.social ty for inspiring me to go for this. i never would have thought to try it on my rogue otherwise. some of the most fun i've had in this game