Please let hell be real

Forgetting how to read

Bari Weiss looks like she scratches her asshole and sniffs it periodically throughout the day

Great more crap

I don't have opinions on things until I see what people with anime profile pics have to say about it

Grinch salt got me in the ER

what the fuck is this shit

Uh... good one dude

I'm screaming at the camera

"whoops haha" repeating endlessly in my skull

Wish someone would do this to me 😩

Do you guys ever just fight for the gospel

actual audio of charlie kirk

Brian Buddy is the best account on here

Do you guys ever just wake up piss-proud

I gotta delete this Brian Buddy stuff before anyone wakes up

Brian Buddy has got it all figured out

Morning, Buddies, you know when you wake up piss-proud & play with your stiffy & balls, leaking pre, with your bladder bursting? Finally you get to the point where you can no longer hold on? And it comes out of your still semi cock & feels so good & your pee is thick with pre? That. Good morning! 🍆💦

Cheech and Kong

Finally got my medbed card

Justin Beebert is enjoying the crawlspace

My posts are only gonna get worse from here

I'm eating an utterly foul quantity of spaghetti this evening

"Stop tricking me" - a fool who is easily tricked

My mother is sitting around the house today. By the way, just to help you picture the scene, she is obese.

I'm fed up with your doo doo ass

Trying to remember what season of Bobby's World had the episode where Uncle Ted showed up to Bobby's birthday party fucked up on pills

Babe just squarshed me with the truck

Going to post "watching Bebe's Kids" every 72 minutes

Babe has lured me into the forest of illusion...

hold up let me turn my sausages bro oh yeah im cooking sausages you know how much I love to eat sausages bro

Post a JRPG itt and I'll tell you if it fuckin stinks or not

Jordan Peterson keeps dying, his daughter's baby has heart problems, Liver King has a mental collapse... carnivore diet sounds good

Don't tick me off dude trust me..

The hideous swineherd

Some folk out there having a wank not even realizing it may be their last..

Probably going to forget about this and never finish it so I am posting it here now I guess

Barbaloots are people who were lobotomized and sewn up into barbaloot suits

I coughed up a small nude man

Fruit guy has obtained a persimmon

Which of you guys will be my sensei

I have watched that Charlie Kirk Epstein vid at least 50 times smh

Forgot to get more fruet to fuel my forced fruit fascination

Blow it out your dumpy pal

Forgot that I am a fruit guy now

Count Takingashitula