Rev up Kalshi and take your bets on whether or not I have an extreme meltdown at work today

What wacky crap should I post about today haha!!

Demons should be deported back to hell

Damn turns out when a bunch of dipshit start a war because a country of suicidally arrogant sociopaths have blackmail on the biggest dipshit of all of them it goes pretty badly huh

*flicks a cigarette at your post and lights it on fire*

Wish I could rip my chest open and release a flood of boiling black sludge that would consume the planet and remove it from the cosmos but I'm nothin but a damn peckerweed

Beanlejuice

If I was on the planet of apes and I found out it was actually earth I'd say thank you jesus

ugo what now?? www.ugoscooters.com/home

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I can't read and I don't see any reason to start learning

Kind of sucks to be a writhing worm in the putrescence that is flooding the planet and causing its rapid decay but hell what can ya do

Stairs to nowhere Sidney, IL

Jeffrey Epstein sacrificed his life and dignity for this moment. A beautiful light snuffed out. Let's not waste this precious opportunity....

Operation Epic Freakin Narwhal

Orange yerba orange cat orange man. What a world

I'm chaotic evil now

Hmm what should I post about today haha

So did we just attack Venezuela to get a stockpile of oil to prepare for war in Iran? Was that for Israel too?

this country sucks shit

Oh great

I made this stuff taste too crazy

Some a yall real dookie asses

Why don't you just go ahead and email that to my bumbum okay pal

Poo teen? Come on man what the hell are yall eating

Would you guys be mad if I incinerated the planet. Just wondering

just saw a huge knocker. and just when i thought it couldn't get any better, another right beside it

Hogbone broke up a couple of the boys are starting a new project called The Hog Knockers

The problem with communism is it doesn't have a wacky mascot.

What a freak

Do yall guys got this game on regular nintendo

@fetterman.senate.gov what time do they usually take you outside to go potty

I was five days late on being the first one to post chuck coomer on here. I just can't catch a break

How to learn things ??

Gimme food, gimme pie, gimme whipped cream on the side ooooh yeheh

We're really struggling over here on the Mr Venis account today foljs

Knock knock knockin on Kevin's door

I wished to be crushed by immeasurable weight of the sea

Which of you fuckers went back in time and gave these guys an ET dvd

To own, and to be owned

I want to repost the John Fetterman mcnugget post but it's still on cooldown

I did not drink much water while I was sick and I am paying the price let me tell you

I was wankin' (oh oh ooo oh) Grabbin' my wiener (oh oh ooo oh)

Kind of crazy that they didn't call it a peenis

Logging on. Goodnigjt

I'm Tony Dokoupilled

Which disease is gonna make a big comeback next year? My money is on rabies

🗣️ Hoggy Kong

I was Skeech on saved by the bell

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