No babe you know I love you just the way you are it's just that the floorboards have been starting to crack

Waht the hell is all this shit

Oh hey sorry I didn't see you being a fuckin dipshit over there

I heard you squarted one out for the big man

Dude why weren't you at work today? Why was everyone calling you the doodoo man

Inventing new spells and giving them funny names so wizzards have to look like total assholes in battle

The neighbors will not be happy that I found this

I'm either going to pass out in the yard or stay up and make the worst posts if my life strap in

Shut ass up

Sorry guys I dropped my phone and stomped on it and threw it in the toilet and flushed a bunch of times are you ok

Quit hogging the jenkem bro

Trimp could stroke out and say he's a democrat and libs on here would start jacking off

Sam Altman Bridges

No comment

The new neighbor is shining his headlights in my window. A challenge

Here is something you can't understand, how I could just... thrill a man

Well would you look at that the mods are still shit on here

Heavy is the ass that bears the brown

Sitting here watching this app fail to post my shit, the bluesky experience

Goo goo gaga -me, a big dumb baby

Dude they're shooting guns at a 3D rendition of your ass in the VR chat right now

Some creatures are waiting for permission to share what is in they heart

I'm getting a perm

1927, the first appearance of the arcane ass

Tank of ray

I don't know what to post on here anymore

Join me, on the other place

I got my hay chay. By a jamochay

I like it, I love it, I like it and I love it 🎶

Every time I accidentally get a glimpse at the comment section for a short on youtube I become less afraid of death

spread your ass with me america

If you see this, post a vampire. This is Count Hogula. Not mine, but I have dressed mine up in a similar fashion.

Sick of this shit why bother

Do you guys ever throw out your shoulder but win that teddy bear

everyone should write their posts on pieces of paper and hide them under a rock in the woods

It's peaceful on here when everyone is talking about some sport or another

I'm so tired of hearing about stinky demented grandpas

Imbecile in the Domicile

Logging off. Be good while I'm goen

It must suck to suck. That's probably why people say that

Get his (my) ass

The real world. Poster's Valhalla.

When enough of you guys disappear to the point where this place sucks I'm going to start a crusade against the mods until I am removed by force. Then, I will be free.

This is the only place I exist on line

it's so evil that it's 85°f

Drinking coffee in bed until it is time for my Normal Human duties

Nah man I don't hoop you got the wrong guy..

Rodgers and Frankenstein

No one wanted to see that damn cartoon hogs ass but by god they made us look at it anyway