Going to tell all my pregnant friends to load up on Tylenol so that their kids get autism and the United States can finally get some high speed rail before I die.

Testing my friendship with a coworker by sending them a dancing penguin emoji in response to a serious Teams message

The only thing I fear more than the government shutting down is the government staying open

All I see is a goatse hurricane

Ah yes, jokes on social media. Something conservatives are famously cool with

Pokémon is the largest media franchise in the history of the world. Fuck their "former legal chief" they should sue the crap out of this piece of shit administration

“I use it for brainstorming.” is quickly becoming my most hated pro-AI statement. YOU TOOK YOUR BRAIN OUT OF THE EQUATION. THAT IS NOT BRAINSTORMING.

Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan why? he spits hot fire

Pokémon GO away Hillary Clinton

Awful news: someone appears to have shot up the Dallas ICE Field Office. The shooter is dead of a self-inflicted gunshot and three other people are "critically wounded." www.wfaa.com/article/news...

More coverage of the 2025 @aaup.org Faculty in the South Survey from @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

“An emotional research team became tearful as they described how data shows the disease was slowed by 75% in patients.” What an absolutely incredible, joyous achievement for everyone involved. Hurrah for science and scientists! www.bbc.com/news/article...

Just a reminder that these "pivotal votes" that the Democrats got in these recent special elections aren't pickups. They are pivotal seats that have been vacant for months because the Democrats who previously held them ran for office notwithstanding age and cancer diagnoses, then died in office.

We need a Holes (2003) of the left

We need a steak bomb sub, hold the mushrooms, with american cheese and light mayo, toasted, of the left

timeline good right now good job everyone

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

If my writing about autism does anything, whether it be in my books, my columns or my reported stories, I hope it advances the idea that autistic people are whole human beings as they are with legitimate needs and inner lives that deserve to be told the same as other stories.

When I wrote “We’re Not Broken," I barely mentioned Kennedy’s anti-vaccine nonsense and mentioned Trump’s past references because I figured it was in the rearview. I was far too naive. Trump's presidency will be the undoing of #Neurodiversity. My latest @msnbc.com www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

Where was this energy in March

ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about the Rapture? KNOW THE SIGNS: LOL: left on land WTF: where’s the family ROFL: rapture only for losers OMG: oh ma geddon

My new novel, The Emperor’s Twin, releases today! Thank you so much to everybody who preordered, cannot wait for you to read it. Link below for the hardcover and ebook — audio coming soon. All my love 🖤

Ok so shut it down we barely have a functioning government as it is

Took Ibuprofen this morning, out of an abundance of caution

big part of this is because they sent the health reporters, not the political reporters

Back at it @985thesportshub.bsky.social until 9. Pats, 2 stats, 1 lie, here we go. 985thesportshub.com

Morning Grind Routine: 4:00 AM - wake up, inject liquids into baby 4:30 AM - speed read every newspaper around the world 4:45 AM - inject more liquids into baby 5:00 AM - mushroom coffee, 1000 burpees 5:30 AM - check crypto, shave 5:45 AM - skin care and cold plunge 6:00 AM - more baby liquids

As you can imagine, LinkedIn is having a normal one about yesterday's "announcement"

Good morning! Before the day's scheduled posts begin, here's a few bonus screens you can save for reaction purposes:

When you put the air fryer on 425 instead of 400 by mistake

Idc about the article the art reminds me of CatDog

The word “autism” was first used to describe behavioral differences in children in 1911 but autism has been documented using available records going back to the 1700s (definitively) and further. Acetaminophen (Tylenol, paracetamol) was discovered in 1878 and first sold in the United States in 1950.

Makary even says in his statement that "The precautionary principle may lead many to avoid using acetaminophen during pregnancy, especially since most low-grade fevers don’t require treatment. It remains reasonable, however, for pregnant women to use acetaminophen in certain scenarios."

Quick reminder that my mom (late 50s rural, white) wanted to vote for RFK Jr for president because "he wasn't that bad on the eyes"

survival is not enough but for now it will do

"Do you take Tylenol?" Is going to become a slur that we have to preemptively reclaim

i’m joining autism

At least my humours are balanced

havent seen that state farm stadium go crazy over a christian kirk like that since sunday night week 7 2020

Leucovorin is made by GSK btw

The good spoon is clean