Happy 1st Frodo Friday of April Everyone!

get this man an iced coffee and an aux cable immediately

Yeah sure why not

“.. I Want to Put Your Head in the Toilet and Flush.” @variety.com variety.com/2026/tv/news...

I think it's BS that public schools have Good Friday off

"Why isn't there a white history month?"

cones in lieu of decorative posts in case the students riot at The Basketball Capital of the World or Whatever

Every time

With Waffle House Car Insurance, you're smothered with coverage (onions, cheese)

Me as a kid in the shower

Worcester mentioned

They're sending her to a farm upstate

More like Shmam Shmondi

the original manspreader

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

President Trump has signed an executive order to end the practice of lazy rivers at water parks in the US, though hydrology scholars say he doesn't have the authority

"We're making it uncomfortable for all the mainstream journalists to do their work on BlueSky"

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, basing a society's laws off the US constitution will inevitably lead to fascism. Fuck the constitution, it was always designed to keep power concentrated with the wealthy classes, always designed to give their 1700s bigotry legal grounding. it's garbage

And oh by the way if you have a problem with trans folks then I’ll be happy to meet you in the Home Depot parking lot, there’s one like 5 minutes from here

without trans people you wouldn't have electronic music the matrix or the arm processor architecture

BREAKING Trump’s executive order directing federal agencies to stop funding NPR and PBS is “unlawful and unenforceable,” a federal judge ruled. Doc buff.ly/WcnQN4A

About to rip out a cabinet, brb

Luigi innocent, Tyler innocent

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.

I, a heart surgeon, shouldn’t have to wash my hands before surgery because I believe in Miasma instead of Germ Theory, and its actually unconstitutional to tell me I have to wash my hands. You are silencing me.

The cock n' balls lion has a tiny cock 'n balls

"Forget it, Jaws, it's Fargo-town"

Truth posts are now battlefields

He's about to kick France out of the world cup

(Reuters) -- Italy has denied permission for U.S. military aircraft to land at the Sigonella ​air base in Sicily before flying to ‌the Middle East, a source close to the matter said @reuters.com

Pete Hegseth ham-fistedly smashing 0 and yelling "OPERATOR!" on a conference call with the Iranian government

there it is

Israel is an apartheid state and I will never again vote for a politician who gives a single dollar to that evil nation.

Elissa Slotkin: “normal people just want shit to work” Normal people: “shit isn’t fucking working” Elissa Slotkin: “Whoah whoah whoah slow down there, you radical.”

A first-of-its-kind labor agreement will cover hundreds of fast food workers at 23 Connecticut highway service plazas, marking a rare union foothold in the fast food industry and a milestone for labor organizers nationwide.

"Nevertheless" is an AI coded word

one time when i was a kid my dad locked me in the closet until i finished a whole pack of smokes to teach me a lesson. and it worked, the gumbo came out fine and i never mistook chirozo for andouille again.

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

UCONN MENS AND WOMENS FINAL 4 DOUBLE DIP BAYBEEEE 2014 HERE WE COME

Gonna start calling my coworkers hoss and see how that goes

Local animal rescue is being harassed by RFK Jr MAHA fans who believe that getting the dogs treated with heartworm medicine is all part of a big pharma plot (for dogs to have their heartworm treated).

“We innovated a thing 90% of our user base hates on principle” Congrats bluesky u made it to the big leagues of social media

The cashier at Aldi grew a goatse

Peppa Pig you ain't slick

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

we talked with ed in this episode about how openai has not committed to any deals and that it would ultimately be revealed and collapse. i believed was true i didn’t think it would materialize less than 3 days later!

AI chat bots tell you what you want to hear, you become addicted.