The funny thing to me about 'everyone on Bluesky is 38' theory is that it's one year past what Dennis the anarcho-syndicalist peasant said was "not old."

You'll never guess who this is about

The DOJ receiving these documents

Merry Christmas, you got a jury summons

Peace in earth and mercy mild

Your friendly holiday reminder to never give Salvation Army and their annoying little bells any money

✨’Tis the season in Connecticut! From historic main streets and sparkling displays to vibrant cities with stylish flair in every string light, holiday spirit can be found all across the state each December:

Loomer looking like she wants to play a game

Merry Christmas, you got a jury summons

So does the pear tree come with the partridge or what's going on there

So desperate for nachos I might use the non-dairy cheese in the fridge

So does the pear tree come with the partridge or what's going on there

one summer my family stayed at a house with no garden hose for vacation and i nearly died from dehydration

BREAKING: Huge loss for Trump administration at Supreme Court, which rules that the Trump administration had lacked authority to federalize and deploy the National Guard to execute laws in Illinois. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

If it was already in the files, somebody had already looked at it and concluded it was bogus (as it does seem to be), and that would have been noted. They want people running with stuff they can later debunk. This is a deliberate strategy to create confusion about what's credible and what's not.

uh www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal

Teaching my kids about capitalism by stealing their SSNs, running up several credit cards in their name and leaving them in debt for the rest of their lives

Watching "Love, actually"

Guy who just got kicked in the head by a horse 40-50 times (D-CA): "I think that the answer to a president this unpopular is bipartisanship"

TA’s get assistantships to teach while going to school fulltime. So by firing her from the TA position, she has also most likely lost her assistantship. This means she has to come up with money to pay for school and rent and groceries because now she has no income. This was a hit job.

smoking that shit that makes you pretend a snowman is parson brown

BREAKING: Judge James Boasberg rules for those deported under the Alien Enemies Act on March 15 — certifying a class, finding the U.S. maintained constructive custody over them at CECOT, finding they were not given due process, and ordering return or that such process be given by Jan. 5, 2026.

Can confirm: Pulled 60 Minutes “Inside CECOT” segment on the El Salvador mega prison housing hundreds of Venezuelan deportees sent by the U.S. is on Global TV’s free app

[Healthcare pls soyjack]

Tag yourself I'm Hond

free pigpoopballs

here's a nice labubu that i found recently, nothing offensive in this image

hi, cis folks! this week, with some democrat votes, 2 anti-trans bills passed the house. one bans medicaid funds for trans youth care, the other proposes jail time for providers. they haven't passed the senate, but dems may need convincing to vote no on both. tap into the 🧵for a quick action.

you and your partner should get regularly tested for ADHD even if you're monogamous

A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)

Let's test it out

there are goatses everywhere for those with the eyes to see

what is pass interference anyway

I'm convinced people are going to see this as a meme at this point

I'm already fed up with Cris Collinsworth

The great thing about tonight being the solstice is my panels will start producing more and more solar

when mom asks whose fault it is

Mr. Zuckerberg, Mr. Musk, people are saying you could take Jon "Bones" Jones

My kid is getting into basketball so now we're watching Southern University at Baylor

Eighth day is the real bitch because maids a-milking come with cows a-shitting

Me getting into magic the gathering

Love Actually? More like Bad Movie Actually

I took a DNA test and it turns out that I got some mutant DNA and in place of of DeoxyriboNucleic Acid I got DeezNutz Amirite instead

Art vs. Artist 2025 🎨👨🏻 I'll link some more 2025 pixel art and animations in the thread!