British feet

Jell-O's new slogan:

I’m a college administrator with a big speech in front of the students tomorrow. No I haven’t looked at the news lately. I’m too busy working on my speech.

What a fucking headline change

you shouldn’t have to put “🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally” in your bio to show your support. your actions should show it more than anything. in fact, if you have that in your bio, it makes me question how much you really support those groups.

Sudafed is wearing off 8 hours in... send help

I dont think I have the necessary vocabulary to describe the hatred I have for carpenter bees

The NAACP is urging Black athletes and fans to “withhold athletic and financial support” from public universities in states that “have moved to limit, weaken or erase Black voting representation”

2015 Indian Scout at No Reserve

Got an S26+ when we switched to Verizon and all I can say is fuck this little guy ✨️

I got a new phone today and thought my bluesky app was broken

Men want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

Very frustrating to see all the smug smarter-than-you pragmatic glasses nerds come out and mew about how data center opposition is just a troglodyte hysteria. Shut the fuck up!

Dunkin cold brew does it to me

FRIDAY NIGHT LETS HAVE SOME EDDIES

5,000 faculty members at Penn State have won their union. That includes all full-time and part-time faculty across multiple campuses. The union says this is the largest public sector win in 50 years.

People rake too long to pee at breweries

Let's play a fun game of WHERE DID ALL THESE PENS COME FROM

Fuck your vote blue no matter who. You did this you blue wave assholes

Woke 2 has struck the F-Zero franchise. Now he's Captain Bisexual. He likes penis too. Still no new game.

WHY AM I CURRENTLY NOT EATING ANY CHEESE??

Can't wait to spend $9 to drive to work 👍

That's a poop from a butt

I think a US president stating intent to murder American citizens is an impeachable offense but what do I know

Trans Rights are human rights and non-negotiable

an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law

Save gas and electricity with this one cool trick (depression nap)

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I can tell I visiting Massachusetts when people around me are saying "hut dog"

Crazy that this is the Mother's Day discourse

I was actually bottle fed my stuff and that how I got my autism

And the US government opened the Dakota Access Pipeline

Celebrate this mother's day by giving your mom a bag of bags

Crazy that this is the Mother's Day discourse

Men will literally get scrotal expansions instead of going to therapy

good morning

Farting! In the restaurant waiting area

Vouch

stuart's restaurant, angle detail, route 12, worcester, massachusetts, 1984

May the Frodo be Friday

He's a 10 but he wears a black belt with brown shoes

not many bluesky users know this but this app actually began as a big internet orgy

buenos noches, sweet amigo

Here comes the pizza!

Time to start a conspiracy theory that Trump attacked Iran to fuck up oil prices just so Musk can sell more Teslas.

You ain't slick Mr. Cactuar

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Really makes you think……..