Maybe it should be a bigger story that Republicans apparently never know what's happening

This was Mike Johnson's third failed rule vote of the 119th Congress, bringing him closer to tying the modern era record for rule failure in the House. Which is currently held by... Mike Johnson, from the 118th Congress

This is murder

I've often thought the previous owners of our house look at us through the ring camera

NBC says Super Bowl LX is the second most-watched all-time with an average of 124.9 million viewers. (Chiefs-Eagles last year is No. 1.) Peaked at 137.8 million. The halftime show featuring Bad Bunny averaged 128.2 million. Somewhere Kid Rock weeps and rhymes “things” with “things” again.

This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

hey, millennials, lets speak in our secret code (l33t). wh4t5 b4pp1n

✨✨✨✨✨ ✨ Zelda ✨ ✨✨✨✨✨

AI is a public health threat

These motherfuckers waited 10 days to release this goddamn shit. The FBI is utterly fucking useless.

there’s a verified ICE report in East Somerville this morning, neighbors. y’all have the LUCE number in your phones, right? maybe donate if you can, I just made mine recurring www.lucemass.org/donate

“ICE aren’t actually fearful of their safety. What they’re fearful of is not being invited to baseball games or not being invited to the pub with their friends. Community exclusion – that’s what they’re fearful of.” – ICE List Founder bsky.app/profile/mria... wiki.icelist.is/index.php/Ma...

NEW: Ring has introduced "Search Party", a horrifyingly dystopian feature nominally designed to turn all of the Ring cameras in a neighborhood into a dragnet that uses AI to look for, in their commercial, a cute lost dog. With Ring, US consumers are actually building a surveillance dragnet.

"If the government may simply seize *someone* without due process, there is no check on its ability to seize *anyone*." Perhaps the most fundamental check against tyranny. And it is gravely threatened.

DENNIS

Gotta be this classic

The whole world is about to watch as a country of people get forced into starvation for no reason www.reuters.com/business/ene...

HEY. LISTEN!

I was assuming it crashed because It Happened

RIP Teigan Teigan, viral Connecticut 'Puppy Bowl' competitor, died after taping share.google/KzQxcwnpvwCx...

Yall, the disabled dog from the puppy bowl died.

donald trump is dead again bsky.app/profile/drew...

They must have seen the Nielsen ratings for the halftime show

Y'all want to be a dead nazi website so bad

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Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

This is a 7 drop black/red legendary wizard with trample and reach

Kid Rock's dad owned multiple car dealerships and he grew up in the suburbs of Detroit. Bad Bunny went from bagging groceries and recording his songs in his room to winning multiple Grammys. Which one is the better encapsulation of hard work and the American Dream?

Get 👏 your 👏 flu 👏 shot

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

Deactivate Discord meet me on Nintendo Switch Online chat

Red Sox make their move. Kyle Harrison, David Hamilton and Shane Drohan to Milwaukee for 3B Caleb Durbin, INF Andruw Monasterio, C/INF Anthony Seigler and a Comp B pick.

If they can do this to find a dog, they can do this to find anyone. That’s terrifying.

According to NFL Next Gen Stats, Will Campbell surrendered 14 quarterback pressures in the Super Bowl. That's the most given up by any player in a single game this season.

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

Damn, Stephen Miller is pissed

Y'all got any of that offense?

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

fuck this Ring commercial hiding fascism behind dogs

bad bunny broke twitter

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Did it happen? It would be so funny if that caused it to happen

sorry but it’s the United States of the Americas now I don’t make the rules

It’s pronounced lady haha in Spanish

(waking up from a 9-year coma) Dilly dilly

I don’t know any Bad Bunny songs I just hope he’s bringing his hot cousin Lola

Game hasnt even started and im already mad at Cris Colinsworth

fuck the troops, fuck a flyover