hard not to notice that as trump's polls crater and gop gets crushed in election after election, news orgs are not racing around hiring progressive commenters and boasting about how they're reaching out to real americans by following the will of the volk.

life sucks but sometimes it’s winter and you have pretty little gloves and a pretty lil purse and you feel warm and stuff, y’know

Using quora as a dating site

To hope, to heal

they are sending me to space to studdy the effects of jacking off 5000 times in space

So apparently I've been following The Old Testament. Yep. There's a whole new one. I know. It's very different.

a baka-sized serving of rice would fix me

Dummysize me

eating summer sausage… in January 😈

opening “blue sky” at night, when the sky is black

“rocky road to dublin” does contain irish themes but unfortunately makes no mention of chocolate ice cream

ooeeoo

we have a second amendment supposedly cherished for the offchance a tyrannical government is locking us up without trial , and… what? or is that right just reserved for shooting up schools?

70% of all Harris voters in 2024 and 65% of all self identified Democrats believe Israel has committed genocide 60% of Democrats believe Israel kills children intentionally and whopping 77% overall have a negative view of Israel.

extremely disappointed to learn that many nascar fans are homophobic, especially since a major part of their sport is called a 'straightaway'

Kikuri

The Indiana Jones movies taught me about quicksand and Nazis, but growing up I had it totally flipped on which of those two things I'd never encounter once in my entire life vs. which one would be a consistent problem in my life that I would have to deal with frequently.

“R” is the weirdest consonant of them all and it’s not even close

“They’re starting to resist more. We’re gonna end up shooting some of them.” — leaked ICE footage

and saying transphobic cis women look clocky AIN’T IT Y’ALL!!

your taxes are going toward riley gaines telling people to drink whole milk.

i have literally never felt “unsafe” in a big city and have been to ten with populations over 500k. ICE presence is easily the most dangerous thing about them. reskeet if this is you too!!

consumer cellular choosing ted dansen and JB smoove as their celebrity endorsement duo

I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.

my eyes are machines that turn umamusume yuri into looked-at umamusume yuri

good evening

People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.

are you not the “we don’t get offended” people

"we don't want people thinking Democrats are for open borders" I am! who gives a shit!!! my life has been immeasurably improved by the presence of immigrants in my community, regardless of their status, there is literally no downside there! why would I give a shit!!!!

curren chan so cute,,

a genocide denying misogynist is not gonna save yall from fascists. that man is a nightcrawler for liberal fame, and thinks this is his next ticket.

just gonna leave this here

there never has been a reigning mvp with a worse whistle. zero benefit of the doubt. as michael cage said, “that’s not even a foul even it you want to make it a foul”

It's a Sports App

excellent work by @theonion.com this month

"They had an 'idiot' [baka] size so I ordered it and, true to word, received an idiotic serving of rice"

Australians are deciding USA is not a place to visit… oddly they still are going to Canada. Almost like there is something specific about the US.. #ThePoint thepoint.com.au/off-the-char...

They detained him for his accent in front of his five-year-old. He’s a US citizen.

fun fact: nazis.us redirects straight to the department of homeland security min website

suddenly craving pie à la mode

this means something to me!! www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/s/...

Powerful yeen sleep spot!

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