sebulba would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

THEY MADE BRO WALK THE PLANK 😧💯🔥

89.

napheesa so fineee

Huge mistake by polanco ending the game when he should've bunted

becky hammon 3 chips in four years

[endless eight reference]

hey guys how’s the baseball going

how did i not know mike neighbors owns bobby’s neckbrace????

tigers/mariners

My grandpa is a Tigers fan but 57 beautiful trans women that I follow on this website are Mariners fans so this game is tearing me apart

the joy of tik tok

making myself feel productive and accomplished by settling 20 twice as many goals and completing half of them, amounting to 100%ing the original task list

man blowing his money on lotto tickets and crypto scams: sports are a capitalist scheme to keep us poor and occupied

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

life sucks but i cannot let israel outlive me

to do: memorize where the est/cst boundary is when it runs through kentucky and tennessee. like i gotta make some kind of pneumonic device

i will never call it “türkiye” lol

Girls be shaving #signalis #signalisfanart

i’m being told black coffee and vanilla ice cream is not a balanced meal

What To Know About NSPM-7 https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-nspm-7/

Juno is a clam dunk champion 🏀

cold water is a wonderful beverage and very healthy and refreshing i just wish i didn’t have sensitive teeth. literally hurts more than ice cream

it’s like everyone lately is just itching for a new mass psychosis to latch on to! gahhh!!

not used to blocking people actually being a serious barrier for them seeing your posts. guess i’ve been on the old site too much

“🙋 dog abuse expert reporting in!”

This, oddly, pretty succinctly captures my sentiments after Jay's meltdown.

bro what

Genuine lol at this.

profusely has to be one of the most intense ways to sweat

deuxième leçon. Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī.

I NEED GROSS SLIMY EMBARRASSING 5AM SEX WITH OTHER TR&NNIES THAT STAINS OUR SOULS AND HAUNTS US FOREVER. FUCKING PATHETIC. I NEED IT.... Please...please....

eight days, decent life span for a temp tat

"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore

the year is 2035. every youtube channel has been replaced by simon whistler

… okay fine. i’ll settle for a cricket bat 🙄

legalize letting me hit people with a baseball bat

check this out lmao

Whimsy

day ten million and one of telling myself i’m gonna be shaving my legs but just taking a relaxing bath instead

In honor of Charlie Kirk’s empty chair, I am listening to “Ride the Lightning”

conclusion: anyone outraged by that has never owned a large dog

hasan should wear a collar instead it would be kinda cute

literally!!!!

i really couldn’t imagine living in a city smaller than like. 100k. cause even here in OKC with it being so spread out, our sheer numbers mean there’s still a little bit of cosmopolitanness to see. always new things to explore and dozens of unique cultures around you. do not want to be without that.