Sorry for giving you guys abandonment issues

Hello

Hopefully my pink glitter obsessed mutual logs back in one day to see this.

Have you ever had your partner hold you in front of a mirror and start naming every feature of your face going into deep detail about how beautiful each one is?

“I’ll pack light this time!” As I pack my entire wardrobe and room.

fawn bunny 💘

would you follow me here

I think I know who's winning that battle.

Me fighting the urge to post endless amounts of Death Note GIFS

Ok

What my hair looks like from the back is none of my business.

sanrio water 💫

Be a good girl and gently brush your hair from the ends and work your way up please!

Eating a salad in order to reconnect with Mother Earth

Guys can I go to sleep and do my skincare routine while you guys cover my shift?

If anyone asks where I’m at let them know I’m peeing and I’ll be out shortly

this should be me rn but alas, i am stuck at the big girl job

I NEED A BOTANICAL DRINK

That's right! Preach it!

If you have an itch SCRATCH THAT MF

My bridesmaids will be wearing white and I’ll be wearing pink.

This is a draft

he listen

DRAFTS ARE FOR THE WEAK! Say what you have to say and then delete it later like the rest of us!

I’ll probably projectile vomit about it

Morning you ♥️ #PenelopeMcD #CatsofBluesky #cats #MondayMotivation

CAUSE YOU’RE FINE AND YOU’RE MINE AND YOU LOOK SO DIVINEEEEE