I have to sit in a crouched position because it boosts my baking skills by 40%

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL AND YOU HAVE TIME

“I bought it, because I know it's your favorite” my heart:

No offense but I fell asleep during Lord of the Rings

Lmao do you guys remember when I went insane because my sister gave me silent treatment for days?

I wish I was smoking a cigarette right now but I don’t smoke tabaco nor do I plan to

You shouldn't be using language like that around Mochi.

Lmaooooooo that post was not that funny 💀

Bitch please

I hate when people cuss in front of my cat. She literally just said “bitch please 🙄” in meow and I KNOW she didn’t learn that from me.

Ok my crying because I want pink pupils

Guys let’s make sure we stay inside

My latina genes aren’t made for this type of freezing weather. Guys I’m cold

I want to eat this bar of soap so bad

Keep this strawberry ok guys

yooo i love cinnamon toast crunch time

CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH TIME!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

It hurts watching those I love go through a hard time and not being able to make it better immediately. I lose sleep over not being able to do something about it.

I’m literally housing ancient dread in my chest right now.

BPD is being rude asf to me today

My bf called me while at work to tell me the sprite he’s drinking is “literally static” and he’s sad he can’t save me any because it’ll get flat before he sees me but needed to share this experience with me.

please bring your animals inside

One of da chefs made me a mini charcuterie board and I threw up because the cheese was too strong and luxurious for me

To watch Perfect Blue or to not watch Perfect Blue

Guys let's use hand lotion

Guys do not like this if you want me to have a cookie

Guys let’s wash our hands

you ever feel too many emotions at once and it makes you sick :D

Purposely trying to provoke someone with BPD is actually gross. Get a life.

🫂💕✨

Very bald of you to not have hair on your damn head

My name is “crying because the middle of my breakfast sandwich is cold and I’m already halfway to work.”

i hope someone does this when i’m in a nursing home one day.

Going to the nursing home tmr to sing Trap Queen to the seniors

Waking up my bf to tell him I love him and then going to bed

Just finished watching Bones and All………

Lana del Rey

My bf makes me the happiest girl in the world :) that’s the love of my lifeeeeee ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

me, at least once a day when the bpd impulsivity makes an appearance: i should start smoking cigarettes