my husband who was raised vegan just tried oxtail like so casually i’m crying ive had 20 drinks this is so funny

They've got Ishigami Senku out here setting drug prices or something.

What the hell is a 1000% reduction in cost?

Nyu, has someone made a catnip perfume yet?

He's very brave once markets close on a Friday.

ITARiff I don't know what "critical software" is but I'm going to be so annoyed if my job loses a client over this.

Babe basically my cells are in love with all of your cells

I hear that the real Nightmare Before Christmas is working in retail. My heart goes out to those affected.

Our mind brains commented/posted within seconds of each other

The law is just a piece of paper these days but here's a thing.

It's so wild to try to do the "free college benefits rich kids too" for the bus.

“Stabilizing Argentina is ‘America First’.” 🇦🇷 🇺🇸

Nyu, let me reveal a secret to you The reason why trans girls have so many blahajs It's cause they have them devour the bodies of terfs that harass them

ネオンカラー

holy lmao

Let's blaze a path through the cynicism, paranoia and hate together.

They call ladybugs "ladybirds" in the UK? I'd think this was a fake fact if I didn't just see it happen and check with a second source.

Genuine lol at this.

Frog, from Chrono Trigger, is being deployed to save Portland.

Photo study WIP continues! Pt. 2 Daily 934

I'm a bit surprised I haven't seen or heard from Sara Nelson at this point yet in the government shutdown given that the threat of the Association of Flight Attendants going on strike helps resolve shutdowns.

God I wish I could sleep this good. So content and flat

I'm dreading the day the lore masters have to crack open the tomes and teach the general public about Destiny/Steven Bonnell II, Ethan Klein, Asmongold, MoistCr1TiKaL/Charlie/penguinz0, Tectone, Dan Saltman and probably a few other streamers I'm forgetting.

This, oddly, pretty succinctly captures my sentiments after Jay's meltdown.

So I am paying hrt out of my pocket, no insurance cover that. Can I still do that in US? It is like equivalent $110 a month in korea(its cheaper in won but thats cuz dollar won exchange)

i swear to god she looks normal irl why does every pic i take of her make her look like a proboscis monkey

香るキンモクセイの雨 #あなたの秋を見せて

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anyone looking to get this *gestures toward corporeal form* needs to be educated in my music taste. primarily vocaloid

This is the genius of the Portland protests - they make the claims of lawlessness look not just wrong, but comical

パチュリー・ノーレッジ

重音テト

Me: I've done it! I've decentralized my social media! Jeff Bezos lurking in the shadows with the Dominican Ray:

Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy

there’s no such thing as a cisgender utopia and never will be. everyone knows you can’t make an omelas without cracking a few eggs

Mesmerizing counter-rotating vortices produced by a burning incense stick. Credit: ALoBoi_Music/reddit

it’s a miku

> @tomorrows10th.bsky.social

what's amazing is I have absolutely zero recollection of what on earth this was in reference to

Hai doggie

I've seen how two artists reacted to the Takaichi news and I still can't unsee it.