peep my pumpkin

new video thursday or friday probably, i also poisoned myself during filming

video, tomorrow? maybe, the cloos are all there

today i will have a sandwich, tomorrow: who knows?

i love my dumb fucking cat sm

tsa pre refers to the precum in the agents pants from groping tgirls all day

people! heed my message!

the rumors are true, i make-a the video, this'll be my 5th one to cross the hour-long mark (an essential part to retaining my status as a needlessly pretentious video essayist)

typa shit i be getting up to

typa shit i be on

youtube studio recommends you videos to show you what's popular think it rules that they consistently just recommend the most right wing shit but also neco arc (who they've consistently shown me for 2 years now)

is the guide just "don't go to florida"?

think i've gotten my worst sponsor offer yet hocks some relationship bs (how would i promote this? i'm aromantic lol), fearmongers about unmarried woman (read faludi's "backlash" for more on why this is dumb), and points to a horrifically transphobic website for evidence (cringe)

life is strange is theoretically replayable many times because of all the various choices you can make, but in practice i am never choosing anything that doesn't make chloe happy, much to consider

youtube barely recommending this and it still did 50k, i gotta bait more with my thumbnails clearly

"where the hoes at?" am i right? hahaha jk jk, we have fun here

reread peak to open pride, new vid tomorrow barring disaster

i swing both ways baby

fucked up that i can't just constantly regenerate teeth like a shark

made a friend

need to get a sword so i can go up to doors with ring cameras and threaten nerds

music is not bad today because of rap, it is because we have abandoned the castrato america needs to return to ball choppin'

inchworm moment

saw a trans flag hanging on a house in my grandparent's super right wing town, neato we got motion everywhere, even the place that elected the state rep who won't stop saying the n-word

doing important research

watching the geneva final, i had forgotten the announcers call hurkacz "hubie", so precious

someone fucked an hvac unit, i love america

considering watching late season simpsons episodes as i have been informed through a reliable source (the internet) that lisa is apparently bi, cool

i liked the parts with miku

seated, locked in, ready to ball out

when i meet lebron, i will be ready

i've gotten at least a dozen dm's from people asking for my pronouns and i think that's pretty fun, doing my best to never answer anyone who asks

fiund a balloon

the economy is back on track, keep buying funko pops

howdy y'all, working on a vid on trans stuff, stay awesome

if you are at mcfc i have seen into your soul

all media is lost media if you lack object permanence

msu will win the basketbowl

"you get what you give" isn't on rolling stone's 500 best songs list, they are fools and evil

new video, when i say so changed the next video topic from obama to transgender (writer block) obama video will happen pride month maybe

if you are a dame you should transition, wage gap = the higher your t the richer you be, your welcome #stock

when i say kamala harris the waveform looks like a cute lil skull doing a face as a result all future videos will be mostly about kamala harris

prof called me into office hours to ask my pronouns, lol, lmao

the bookstore which wouldn't let kids read gay shit went out of business and turned into a trump campaign headquarters btw, one day i will go see what it has become now

undergoing aromantic conversion therapy

havin curry pizza, life is good