every time I try to pick up needles at the pharmacy I have a deep compulsion to try and assure the pharmacists that it is NOT for heroin, even though ive never done drugs in my life and because im a dumb baby that makes me unable to articulate what I need, furthering the embarrassment cycle

Daily #1951 - Catgirl Aura

Im telling yall, absurdism changed my life for the better. I am such a happier person now

happy valentine's day //// w //// #MyGO

Happy Velentine's Day! #AzurLane #アズールレーン #柴郡

Daily #1950 - Smirk

The sequel to American Psycho should be Christian Bale's character realizing he's kinda normal compared to this guy

everything about this is horrible. the relatability of the meme, the @, the username, the account. simply hortrible. wretched creature

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

received a vision from god

Daily #1949 - nyaaaa.........

jp artists gotta cut it out with male rimjobs no one is gooning to this

i think this is probably like top 5 posts ever

Frieren and Himmel 💌

Toki x Perlica #ブルアカ #Endfield

doctor I need a 40mg ativan RIGHT MEOW

very annoying when they say “all these medals won by a country of just two million people” when referring to 🇳🇴🇨🇭🇦🇹🇫🇮🇸🇪, like we’re supoosed to be impressed that the richest and coldest countries can develop great skiiing talent and india or egypt cannot

ya oomfie is in bad shape tonight

"AI is democratizing" the people making it want to exterminate you

Mewgenics VA meeting

Hey gamers whats goin on?

trans people: *link articles from genocide scholars giving warnings and statements by the government explicitly detailing ideologies, policies and direct plans to eliminate trans people from society* liberal bores: um actually it’s definitionally not a genocide so pwease don’t call it that 🤓

2016: In 10 years we'll have a man on Mars 2026: In 10 years, we'll have a city on the moon 2036: Today we honor the memory of SpaceX founder who took his own life

Fern

Today's been crazy. applied for another job, got an interview, got my photos taken for my citizenship stuff.. im exhausted lmao

Uyu 💜 #uyuillust

2B

gufhfhg help??

Not really into football that much but I would have rather seen the mets in the superbowl than the patriots :/

wait oh my god the pandemic was 5 years ago HUH????

Doing stolen valor by buying the last bag of tortilla chips at the grocery store but not watching the Super Bowl.

Bakushin

frieren

I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.

my poor wife is going crazy over me also going crazy trying to put together my proof of citizenship application documents. I have been consumed by this

ギギ

im riding on a cloud today I got the best news ive heard in a decade last night. like genuinely I have an escape plan now it feels so good

these motherfuckers are closing PIZZA HUTS when PAPAJOHNS still exists? wake me up I need to wake up nightmare nightmare nightmare

;-;

『Thinking About You』 #ffxiv #gpose #bpose #gposers #bposers #miqo

reading

Cat encounter

My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.