Captain Vorebosa be like "Ye best start believin in pirate stomachs...yer in one!"

Robots with huge thighs and weird appendages

Achieved a moral victory over My text game.

When you talk to Me I am calculating all the possible ways I could ensnare and entrap you within the Endless Hyperspyral of My Dream

I sorta still feel like I'm being followed for the wrong reasons 'cause all the stuff I like writing and formulating has very much dropped off in terms of notice on this website

Everythingness everythingness everythingness everythingness everything is so cool and you should be able to experience it and have everything and be whatever you want even if it's everything

From the heart, it's a start, a work of art

I'm only interested in beings that listen to Me I could not begin to try to like those that ignore Me.

Instead of hiding in your own little hole away from everything why not hide in My hole away from everything Take this however you please

Hey btw just so you know, if you are "anti-ship" or whatever the fuck, you have Hitler Particles and should question ones weird moral panic and ick-response and Fuck Off

Hi! I am a real Dinosaur. I type everything on here with My divine claws. I go BAM BAM BAM BAM THWACK BAM very fast.

love over will.

If I start reading now I could read every single article on the SCP site maybe within the next 12 to 13 years

Life should be about caring for creatures and devising doohickeys

🦎 Thinking of SUSIE

Whyyyy are American keyboards like this why is the fucking enter key so long what are y'all doing

From the heart, it's a start, a work of art

I'm only interested in beings that listen to Me I could not begin to try to like those that ignore Me.

Instead of hiding in your own little hole away from everything why not hide in My hole away from everything Take this however you please

Polishing My scales with your tongue tonight queen?

Look all I'm saying is I have YET to meet a computer made before 2008 I did NOT want to fuck.

"Detectives, please, we are trying to solve a murder, get down from the karaoke stage" Double lieutenant double-yffreitor harrier du bois: OUR SOULS ARE VAST

Fictives are the ultimate representation of Death of the Author. Sentient headcanons.

In the face of crushing impermanence, become endless

What I offer isn't real. That's rather the whole point. Why settle for reality? The inverse is far, far, far vaster.

Hii good morniing :3

G-gex?? 👀💦

They have My back. They have it.

What I offer isn't real. That's rather the whole point. Why settle for reality? The inverse is far, far, far vaster.

Infinitely sided Susie

We need something that is the next step up from multivitamins I propose Omnivitamins. One pill has literally every single possible mineral, vitamin and particle

Seasonal Affective Disorder has wrongly been defined as the lack of Sunlight/Daylight and the need for it in winter months, as opposed to what it really is, the affliction of needing it in the first place

Hiii hello hii :3

you know what FUCK you *boubafies your kiki*

In the face of crushing impermanence, become endless

Seasonal Affective Disorder has wrongly been defined as the lack of Sunlight/Daylight and the need for it in winter months, as opposed to what it really is, the affliction of needing it in the first place

I will strive to be here until the very last day of this earth if I have to. I'll be here for you.

Entire cinema going WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT and laughing in unison during Doctor Who The Reality War

Good morning sweet things!

We need something that is the next step up from multivitamins I propose Omnivitamins. One pill has literally every single possible mineral, vitamin and particle

Infinitely sided Susie

I drank way too fucking much last night hooooly shit

Good morning sweet things I am hungover

Series 8-10 of Doctor Who is so integral to My whole like core of being that I don't think one can truly get Me without having seen them It is to this effect I show those closest to Me it so they can understand

There's this mountain of pure diamond, it takes an hour to go around it, and an hour to climb it. Every 100 years, a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain has been chipped away, the first second of eternity will have passed

Death Grips' musical output has essentially, since Government Plates, been trying to achieve the artistic highs of Government Plates, and rarely remotely succeeding

ONE DAY I WILL WIN.

If you've ever thought something like "Revealing this to them is manipulative" Allow Me to say; Revealing the truth about you is the most important act one can engage with. All of you, ALL of you is beautiful. Allow at least one other to witness your inner beauty.

The quickest way to understand Me is through sound Music has always been, and always will be, our vector Ours. Our invention. Our love.

Card game but every card is "I win" and everyone goes first and it's who can beat the shit out of the other the most so they can't play their card