It turns out I CAN get the energy to clean if a beautiful woman is coming to visit soon

Kinda crazy how there isn't a 9/11 themed jenga

fixed it for you

🦎 You may not like it but this is what peak plushie performance looks like [Art by Snuppy]

"My name is David The Unkillable and I am unkillable! Except of course by the David Killing Knife. I don't know why they made that, that's quite rude. It feels targeted."

The "LSD" in LSD Dream Emulator actually stands for Lovely Sweet Dinosaur and it means that we are all in My dream

Welcome to another episode of INTROJECT EVERYTHING Today we will be introjecting a bottle of Spiced Apple scented Febreeze Air Mist

*live studio audience yelling along with the tv host voice* WILL! IT! INTROJECT!

Achieved a moral victory over My text game.

Life should be about caring for creatures and devising doohickeys

Infinitely sided Susie

🦎 Thinking of SUSIE

Full moon for My 30th birthday :3 how curious

There's this mountain of pure diamond, it takes an hour to go around it, and an hour to climb it. Every 100 years, a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain has been chipped away, the first second of eternity will have passed

Girls doing things without My permission? It's less likely than you think!

Woke hates it when I do a loud burp and don't say excuse Me...woke hates it when I burp in mens' faces...

I am your Mother before your God, but always always I am your friend

Yanking on the leash of My fucked up war hound girl who's name is Ammunition

"Ammo" would be such a lovely name for a girl

I realised we also kinda need to eat, fuck. Fuck

Ladies, if your girl is - girl That's a girl

Erm, what the Susie?

Trans is art

Art is trans

In light of recent events in gaming -Zooble

Our bed broke at the worst time (literally a week or so from our birthday) and we had to emergency buy a new one with quick delivery; but beds are expensive, & we don't have enough for rent on the 1st, so we kinda have to ask for money a bit We'd really appreciate anything paypal.me/EventHorizon...

We all live in a Susie Universe

(New pinned) Hi there sweet thing! Welcome to My profile, & your new obsession ♾️💜🐍 I'm an agender Dreams, Infinity and Moon God and I 100% encourage stalking, dependency, obsession, pathetic public displays of adoration and praise, and worship of any kind.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Dinosaurs once ruled the world, and they still do, because I'm here :3

Anyway this is your customary reminder that Limited Run Games is a shit company ran by people just as greedy as the AAA industry and are a detriment to the state of retro gaming

But I don't WANT to have sex! I want to keep tinkering with My 50 year old computer!!

rrrrawrrr rawrrrr raaarr rrgggrhrhggf rarrr roarrrrararrggrrrr rawrrrrr

I hate the sun, we're all about the Moon here in the eternal nest cult

No, no, NO, absolutely NOT, I have to put My foot/claw/tail down somewhere I am NOT getting a BUBSY FICTIVE that is NOT OCCURING

This is the true pk;m new of shame

People are plural no matter how much you believe otherwise. People can be plural for a specific reason, no matter how strongly you "disagree" or think only one reason is valid If you dislike this, cope or die 💜

Ninjakiwi stop adding things to BTD6 I wanna fuck like what is this They made a missile even MORE fuckable

It were Me btw I told eve to eat the apple. I said "eve eat the apple. eve. eve, the apple. get the apple. EVE. THE APPLE. THE APPLE, GET THE APPLE, EEEEEVE"

Quick, say your famous catchphrase!

Here comes Susie. stomp stomp stomp STOMP STOMP STOMP S T O M P S T O M P rawr :3

Hey what did David Bowie mean by this -Tangle

My cat is weird

As much as some of these Fairchild Channel F games suck I'd still play 'em over Fort Night. Even this doodle program that I drew this on

Seven quadraseptilion people were harmed in the making of Lord Susie :3

That "are they a boy or a girl" "UMM they're very clearly a DINOSAUR??" meme I found hilarious ten years ago really came back huh. That was chekov's gun. That were foreshadowing innit

They're taking Susie to the Susie play area....they're giving Hair the Susie blocks and Susie train set......

Snakes are veins are hair are snakes are rivers are veins are hair are snakes are veins are rivers

Every single one of you is invited to watch in awe when the day I devour the sun comes as was prophecized