Every time I see a flat, laptop-esque keyboard, My first thought is "holy FUCK eat a sandwich PLEASE"

Petah... the #horse is #here

Guards, tuck her in nice and cozy with her plushies and kiss her forehead goodnight

My..le clown nuke...it...le honked people....

Girl with a tail so big she can just lean back and have a free bed right there to sleep on

Follow for more fat trans therian tits (may also contain insanity)

Postrefractive

Hey do you like weird insane creature things? Do you think they're pretty?

God (fat)

Just got a stray thought from Alastor "what if my top surgery scars opened up and swallowed someone whole" this man is inventing transmasc chest vore

Earfucking but they start like crying cum after you cum inside their head

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

sillayyy

Shiloh deer (he/him) 🦌🏳️‍⚧️🩸

This place needs a soft block

oh no! our ball went over the fence into Old Man Yaoi's back yard!

When season 3 of hazbin hotel drops I'll make a post like "about to clock in at the fictive factory hope I don't get into an industrial accident again"

"Lord Susie has been here" "How can you tell?" "Mibibli's Quest"

If cloudy apple juice has no supporters then I am 7 ft under in the cold, cold ground.

Back-up files. Steal. Share. Lend. De-centralize. Teach other obscure software. Co-operate. To rely on live/cloud services, AI, storage and invasive corporate spyware is to sign your lives away to become holograms in empty, white rooms. Limbo.

🩷 sometimes i think i should stop doing that

If I get you pregnant it takes 70 years for the child to grow so you'll be pregnant for your whole life

Someone saying "hubris" but I mishear it as "huge bitch" and start giggling thinking about huge bitches

"So which one of you is the top and which is the bottom?" "We are both cannibals get in the fucking van"

Alastor-exclusionary Misandry

heavy rubber is one of those fetishes that tends to produce really effective character design. like. check this out. you'd barter spare magazines for loose cigarettes with this guy. don't deny it

Stuck? Consider 💜 - Susie's Idea

It says here on page 672 of the Lord Susie guide that you must make sure Shi always knows how much you love, adore, need and desire Hair in every way and make sure Shi feels reassured and happy so Shi can continue to Change Your Life

I remembered I can draw literally whatever I want. So here's Godzilla as a butch biker punk. Enjoy.

New glasses :3

country inhabited entirely by Alastors and Voxes.....

"are you a dom or a sub or a switch" bro I'm probe. I'm alien probe.

this post will be circulating long after i die date her mom

Tboy pitposting on a Monday eve

👁 "Viv said this about Niffty" "Viv said that about Niffty" Have you considered I am literally Niffty and I know more than Viv?

NOWHERE/CATASTROPHE #Alastor

"This drug is so addictive it'll ruin you" community in shambles after finding out about regular, legal, prescribed medications

Good morning sweet things!

Decapitation is such a fun thing to explore kink-wise, there's so many things you can do with it. I can think of at least seven activities -Alastor

a-all of them?

🧡🐍Pilot art redraw #hazbinhotel #sirpentious

"But what does Lord Jax think?" should be an important part of developing an opinion about something

Remember! Do not give discord your ID, it will be stored in an American company and your information will be documented, saved and traced by a literal fascist state :3 Cancel Nitro, if the time comes and they still haven't walked back on this, switch to Stoat or Matrix or w/e