Also, a version with a more detailed background that I maybe got too carried away with hehe

everyone i love should be on MY sleep schedule

For the record you can tell me to do anything and put "okay?" at the end, and my response will almost always be "okay! yay!"

did it hurt when you fell on your ass aha idiot

Microsoft still hasn't learned

Me and who though

I see artists trade their patreon and ko-fi links all the time and it seems sometimes like it's only other artists and a handful of regular followers that pass those round. It really does help. Previous clients saying on comm ads they had a good experience also helps a lot too.

Anyway did you know it's easier than ever to switch to linux and still have everything you need working without a hitch

I would just like to make it very clear to the Bluesky moderation team that this isn't funny to me. I would never make a joke about senator McConnell falling or imply that when he hit the ground a little poop came out in his pants and he had to walk out of the building with poop pants

This next part is The End, it's not the end of the run it's a boss called The End. There's also a boss called The Boss but that's not this boss, that boss is at the end.

If I were a gun (the specific type is of your choosing) what would you use me for?

Occasionally looking up relevant things so that if I die in an unexpected horror scenario, I get to help some deeply troubled individual piece together the story with what's on my computer

robot girl who monitors your heart rate with her hand and swears up and down that in order to use it she has to grab your breast

"Why do people get upset with remakes? It's not like they replace the originals" Capcom execs: We replaced the original games, why re-release them?

they don't want you to know this but it's actually perfectly safe to daisy chain power strips. if you trip a breaker it's because you have an impure heart and a heavy karmic debt

Lesbian boxer, call her Contact Dyke

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

I think my life would be markedly improved if my risk aversion was completely destroyed, moreso if it was only massively reduced

The retro gaming community will not improve or grow well until they discard the entire nostalgia concept entirely Every time I see some product that says "relive those classic gaming memories!" I want to not buy it mainly out of spite (I'm still buying this one though I need new paddle controllers)

I need to stop having mutuals with clout All of you become less popular this instant, my poor notifs

Command & Conquer EVA voice: "NOD BUILDING CAPTURED"

change da homework just a lil so ya dont get cot

NO! THAT IS *NOT* SOLID SNAKE!!

so-called free thinkers when you post a picture of big boss while calling him solid snake

oh wow okay this company is IN TROUBLE in trouble

"sexy nun outfit" you're a fool. your mind is trapped in a cage. the modesty and seemliness of an ordinary nun's habit is far more erotic than some basal skimpy costume could ever be

#mlp #fluttershy

blow up doll

"so are we all dead" Sure, if you wanna look at it that way. We're all alive, too, though. Even if you care to measure steps in the cycle, decay is just a dirty word for life.

Periodic reminder that "is" "was" and "will be" aren't real, we made that shit up because of the painfully human drive to categorize

What the FUCK has youtube done to their UI now

I've been reading the MtAs 20A core book and it is astounding bouncing between discussions of hollow earth, places that are built on platonic ideals, and deep space travel, all almost back to back

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as a religious person i do still think if you cite your religion as evidence for why laws should 8e a certain way you are wrong and should 8e laughed into o8livion

Read my books on transsexual communism, religion, and plurality

I need everyone to understand I need him to try and fly over me with those wings but fail and crush me

fun fact, sato is also a samurai! gave her a witchy outfit to match the profession

"Join our discord for updates" Actually no, now about you poop in the potty and wipe your ass like a big boy

Big sis who comes home drunk late and shows you her PS2 games on emulator and you don't really get it but you love her and she's so so nice and you cling to each other a lot she's so cool

I want to learn how you view various concepts, I don't know how much more plainly I can say it

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/