my manager griup texting us like "happy thanksgiving!!" As if she didnt make the last few days hell

Wouldn’t it easier to just vomit diarrhea, take a picture of it, and post that instead?

I live in California. I've never been to New York. You talk shit about New York, I'm breaking your nose.

Good Lord, he chonk

When it's finally dinnertime on Thanksgiving.

BREAD JESUS

i love feeling like a smol gurl next to the ocean

Checking all my Amazon tabs in my web browser to see the Black Friday deals right now. lol these aren't deals; these are the prices they've been the past 6 months, you just slapped a red -18% next to everything. You lying cocksuckers.

let it rain on us forever

Happy Thanksgiving

Don't forget to dress appropriately for Thanksgiving!

Sometimes I wish I was still in the hospital. Couple reasons: the beauty I saw while there was unrivaled. The rain outside. The streetlights at 4:00 AM. The mist in the hills. And because it was the one time in my entire life where it felt like people actually cared about me.

An intricate and beautiful painting of an owl - cropped close-up view. 🦉 Painted by artist 'Annie Drew Wildlife Art' who's based in Devon. #art #painting #intricate #owl

I don't know why he spends so much time lying about things like the price of groceries and gasoline that are easy to dispute --- you just have to go out and try to buy some...

I’m actually kinda glad that I didn’t follow my dreams of becoming a writer, since my work now won’t become a part of some machine learning bullshit. I’ll just write my stories, keep them private, and then share them once society collapses. Just as The Living Darkness intended.

Just as Master Octavia Butler predicted.

This picture perfectly encapsulates my daily inner monologue.

From Greenpeace UK. "If I say I'm supporting genocide, that's freedom of speech. But if I say I'm against genocide I get arrested."

It’s what the M always stood for.

This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President! This 👇

"To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do." ~ Victor Hugo

Hey guys I think there's something wrong with my copy of Free Birds 2013

I have never seen this before. You continue to impress me.

I can hear this picture.

"YOU WILL BE FOOD. NOTHING MORE." I say, imitating Halo 3 Gravemind, while I stare at the 2 turkeys in the sink. *family shifts away from me, unnerved*

Turning on news early. Lot of WV family and friends on FB. Shared there.

Hiding a zombie bite? Dude, that's Patient Zero.

remember when democrats last took control of congress and did nothing

Yes, as a matter of fact I DID make 36 deviled eggs for two people. What of it 😂

Hope you all enjoy your Thanksgiving get-togethers!

I wonder what the "fuck you, I got mine" people are going to say when their houses start burning down. Genuinely curious.

Computing going well, good computing everyone

It'll be pretty easy to explain: "there was a bipartisan consensus that consequences are for the fucking peasants, not for real people who matter"

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My Star Wars ranking: I think stars are better than wars.

The oldest resident of the San Diego Zoo has died. Gramma the Galapagos tortoise was believed to be 141 years old.

placing a gun on the table when the thanksgiving chatter turns to politics

Tell me to eat less on a day devoted to eating, and I’ll show you the beginnings of the revolution.

Joel Edgerton on the most bizarre Star Wars item he’s been asked to sign for fans “The one for me was someone had one of those boxed-up things, and it was the burned-up Uncle Owen, like the charred remains of Uncle Owen. I didn’t even know, at that point, that it existed” (Source: Collider)

when you see this, skeet a pic with an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

Patriotic liberals make me want to vomit. Narrow-minded simpletons.

This needs to be spread to fucking everyone.

My fingers are immune to hobby knives now.