Jared Leto so weird and bad at his job they're gonna make him Secretary of Agriculture

I don’t care if it’s cringe, suck it up and put on the fucking frog suit

this poop shit is crap

This Is Fascism

I've thought about these two Achewood panels a lot over the last year

YES: A Wyoming librarian fired for refusing to pull LGBTQ books just won a $700,000 settlement for violation of her First Amendment rights. 👏 Let this be a warning to every censor-happy official in the country.

No thanks, I don’t want those big 1970s serial killer glasses. I want those thing rectangular early 2000s serial killer glasses.

So whoever ICE agents did this to the guy, you’re going to Super Hell. I just invented that. As a cosmic horror space god, I can fucking do that.

*me right after the tech takes my x-ray* ok now let’s do a silly one

My man.

Feel like Waluigi would be on the Epstein flight logs but not Wario and I think that’s the fundamental difference between the characters

It’s the Feds making Portland look like a war zone— not the protesters. And honestly, these protesters are brilliant. They’re flipping the whole authoritarian cosplay on its ass!

“Our castles”

*looks up from his newspaper and sees sharky wearing a Hobbit uniform, with a banner behind him reading ‘111th birthday’* *looks back down at his newspaper* *does a double take, and sees sharky back to normal* What the…?

Ooooo oooooooo Eeeeee Eeeeeeeee AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *hurls poo*

This was a hard one. Really had to think about this. A ton to choose from: Tyra Banks, Queen Latifah, Missy Elliott (had a crush on her since middle school), Brandy, Rosario Dawson, Rochelle Aytes… But I think I’m going with Naomi Harris. Tia Dalma. Really does it for me. It’s the accent.

With Larry Ellison in control of TikTok, we now have right-wingers or looney far-right wingers in control of most of the major social media platforms.

nbd just the President of the United States is insane.

Me too.

#BREAKING 🇪🇪🇷🇺Tensions are escalating even further on the Estonia–Russia border. 🔹️The so-called “little green men” have already appeared — they are clearly not border guards, have no identifiable markings or insignia, and most importantly, they are armed.

Pretty much

Been reading Competitive Eschatology on the SCP wiki, and man, was this a let down. Fuck this, I’m going to go watch The Exploring Series video on The Rainbow Serpent. Now THAT’S an apocalypse.

What’s the one way people play DnD? Theater of the mind? Yer gonna need that when you look at my posts. Just imagine a gigantic purple octopus sitting at the dinner table, smoking jacket, corncob pipe, newspaper.

Kai, I’m gonna be honest, I think he shares a special bond with most girls your age.

LOCK SHIELDS

Siri: tell me all about the "Bonus Army".

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 11,1954

Sigourney Weaver. I know what I said. Ordinarily, I’d pick Dolly Parton, but that’s the more obvious choice. I’m not a ‘white woman’ kinda horrific purple space octopus, though.

Delete this.

A Nobel story just popped up on one of my memories feed things. Still makes me laugh.

Thank you. *goes back to reading his newspaper*

ICE IS DISAPPEARING PEOPLE TO WORK CAMPS

Nice recap

To the One Who Is Seen Each breath returns What never left. To know is not to name, But to stand undone — Where the eye becomes What it beholds. Reject the choosing, And all divides reveal Their quiet seam — Through soul akin— Neither within, nor without, But the Clear Between. #TheEarth&Sky

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*pet pets sharky, oblivious to him having turned pinkish* *looks down at his tentacle and realizes sharky is firmly attached to his tentacle* What the- Ahhhhh AHHHHHHHHHH GET HIM OFF

Reminder: Trump vaccinates himself 👇🏽

THE BEST OF THE OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE 1907

I pretend they don’t exist. They’re less than ‘NPC Theory’.

There is no leader of Antifa. There is no girlfriend of the leader of Antifa. They are creating imaginary people so they can justify going after real people.

Imagine that